All The Female Disciples Want To Kill Me

Su Bei arrived at the entrance of the pigsty, looking around.

Then he tightly closed the door. After thinking for a moment and fearing an accident might occur, he went back out to place something at the entrance.

He clapped his hands and nodded in satisfaction at his work. Now no one would suddenly come in and disturb him...

At least he would have a moment to react if he heard any noise.

Right, he only wanted to examine the Cold Pool Linglong Pearl by himself to see what it actually did; after all, he knew very well that wealth should not be flaunted...

He dumped all the junk the system had given him onto the bed. Su Bei stared at the "dead stock" swimsuits and bellybands before him.

After looking around, he quietly picked up the red bellyband used by the Immortal...

He just wanted to check the material, since he hadn't really touched it before.

Gently caressing it, he swallowed hard.

(...)

Surrounded by an endless aura of sageliness, radiating utter righteousness and sanctity, Su Bei then disdainfully stuffed the bellybands and other items into his storage ring.

Looking earnestly at the sparkling Cold Pool Linglong Pearl in his hand, he sent a sliver of his Divine Sense into it, exploring its functions.

His eyes grew brighter. He stared in disbelief at the Luminous Pearl before him, sighing in wonder,

"I never expected that soaking this item in the cold pool would cause Linglong Qi to form in the water! It's highly beneficial to one's internal organs and meridians!"

"This is truly a divine item! Excellent stuff..."

Reflecting on the past, hadn't his delicate organs and meridians been the cause of his frequent internal injuries?

If he were to absorb Linglong Qi regularly, he was confident that next time, he could handle not just Sword Two but even those Style Sovereign Sword techniques without hurting his body!

It was as if someone had brought him a pillow just as he was feeling sleepy.

Su Bei gently pushed open the window and gazed at the bright moonlight. He fell silent for a moment, the itch in his heart growing as he looked at the Linglong Pearl.

Why not try out its effect tonight?

If the result was good... Su Bei looked at the "dead stock" swimsuits on the bed, sinking into thought.

He couldn't hog such a divine item for himself. Later on, he could let his senior sister, disciples, and junior sisters... A trace of a smile somehow appeared on Su Bei's lips. Then, with righteous indignation, he gazed at the glass sphere in his hand and declared solemnly,

"Since the system has given me both these 'dead stock' swimsuits and the Linglong Pearl, it must mean that I have to pair them with the 'dead stock' swimsuits in the cold spring to achieve the best effects!"

"There are ten pieces here. Hmm, that should be about enough..."

"I remember the Sword Sect has a cold pool. I might as well make a quick visit."

...

Pushing open the door, Su Bei's snow-covered white robe fluttered in the wind, and his Azure Crown seemed to surge in the sea of moonlight as he flew towards the cold pool he remembered, encountering no one on his way.

A crescent moon hung askew in the sky, while a few stars flickered in and out of sight. The pavilion stood beside the cold pool, adorned with two big red lanterns!

Su Bei crouched down and stirred the pool water with his hand. Feeling the coolness of the spring water and looking at his own breathtaking reflection, he couldn't help but sigh,

"Being this handsome is truly a source of worry..."

He got up and began to remove his upper garment, tossing the Linglong Pearl into the cold pool to soak for a while.

Then he submerged his whole body into the cold pool. Instantly, he felt countless strands of Immortal Qi emanating from the Linglong Pearl, washing through his meridians. A blissfully indescribable sense of comfort spread throughout his body!

Su Bei, relishing the Immortal Qi massaging his body, lay back halfway and casually surveyed his surroundings. Suddenly, he noticed a strikingly conspicuous hint of red under the moonlight not far away.

Furrowing his brows, Su Bei picked up his clothing and walked towards that hint of red.

As he got closer, Su Bei saw the Phoenix-embroidered palace attire and the red bellyband... He immediately realized!

Those are Empress Dongfeng's clothes, aren't they?

Which means...

SPLASH—

The sound of ripples came from the cold pool.

Su Bei, shirtless, instinctively looked toward the source of the sound.

Under the moon, an otherworldly silhouette emerged from the water. She stood up, her wet hair trailing, her delicate fingers gathering the scattered strands behind her head as glistening droplets cascaded down.

The cold pool wasn't very deep, barely reaching thigh-high. Her long, luscious legs lifted out of the water, droplets sliding smoothly down her clear, smooth skin.

(...)

Lin Jinyu's long eyelashes trembled slightly. Her eyes were closed because of the water, and under the hazy moonlight, her snowy shoulders dazzled.

Then her two fair hands came together, scooping water from the surface. She gently kissed her palms, then lifted her hands. The water sprayed into the air, catching the moonlight and scattering like colorful glass beads before falling back into the pool.

A vision of hazy, unearthly beauty!

Su Bei unconsciously swallowed again, his clothing dropping onto the garments the Empress had shed.

Perhaps because the sound was too loud, the woman in the cold pool suddenly furrowed her delicate brows. She then immediately submerged herself in the water, leaving only her head and shoulders visible.

Her phoenix eyes snapped open, and she saw Su Bei standing there. Her gaze turned frosty, yet a blush quickly rose to her ears as she rebuked him in a cold voice,