All The Female Disciples Want To Kill Me

Dan Wuque furrowed her brows as she stared at Su Bei, her eyes wide open with astonishment as she said,

"Do you even need to ask? Of course, it's..."

As she spoke, her cheeks instantly turned a bright red, her thin lips lightly bitten, her eyes filled with a sacred light,

"Of course, it's kissing."

Hidden behind a large tree, Dan Wulan's eyes immediately tensed up, and his face grew somewhat unpleasant.

When had his sister and Senior Brother kissed??

How had his sister so strongly taken the initiative when he wasn't paying attention?

Su Bei chuckled. Just as he'd thought, it seemed they had created some huge misunderstanding.

"Senior Brother, that night... (...) I must be pregnant."

What was that all about? Seeing Dan Wuque making things sound worse and worse, painting him as an unforgivable scoundrel, Su Bei quickly coughed. Then, in a very professional tone, he looked at Dan Wuque and said,

"Disciple Sister, pregnancy isn't something that happens just from kissing. It requires..."

"Then..."

"..."

Dan Wuque's eyes instantly widened, her breathing became a bit hurried, her long lashes fluttering as if she were entering an entirely new, unheard-of world.

Her small, bare feet fidgeted, her crystal-clear and delicate toes gleaming with a pinkish luster in the twilight. Her cheeks were redder than the evening glow...

Hidden behind the tree, Dan Wulan's face also turned bright pink, and he silently spat. Just listening to Su Bei's vivid description, he unknowingly (...) extended a slender finger to his thin lips, biting it lightly, his eyes as misty as autumn waters...

"Do you understand now?"

Su Bei had just thoroughly described a good portion of the ninth page from a Blue Star junior high school second-year biology textbook to Dan Wuque, word for word, without omitting a single detail.

He couldn't help but marvel inwardly at being a man who had received higher education. His foundational learning was truly excellent!

Dan Wuque didn't dare to look up at Su Bei, growing increasingly embarrassed. Her beautiful eyelashes fluttered down, and her small hands gently pinched the edge of her skirt as she whispered softly,

"But... but Disciple Sister and Senior Brother are good brothers, tight buddies... We can't kiss."

"That's only for people who are married."

"..."

Su Bei was in high spirits. Watching that wavering cowlick of hers, the corners of his mouth quirked up as he said,

"Disciple Sister! You are mistaken!"

Under Dan Wuque's somewhat puzzled gaze, Su Bei clenched his fists, put them to his mouth to cough, and then said,

"In Senior Brother's hometown, um, in those Western places, locals have a custom. Good friends can kiss when they meet. Not only can they kiss, but they can also touch cheeks..."

"The West? Is that in the farthest western part of the South Wind Ancient Country?"

"Um, it's more or less around there, so these things are all fine. As long as you're good brothers, tight buddies, doing this kind of thing is acceptable. Do you want to kiss Senior Brother again?"

"But..."

"It's alright. You are Senior Brother's girlfriend, and it's normal for boyfriends and girlfriends to kiss!"

"Girlfriend? Does that mean a female friend?"

"..."

Hidden behind the tree, a hint of a cold smile touched Dan Wulan's lips, his eyes coldly watching Su Bei.

Su Bei inexplicably felt a sudden chill run down his spine. He shivered, then shook his head and said,

"Ah, Disciple Sister, tomorrow is the Lantern Festival. It just so happens that Senior Brother was planning to go out and buy some clothes and necessities for the one hundred female disciples of the Sword Sect."

"Do you want to go together?"

Dan Wuque blinked, nodding with some excitement. Then, her eyes suddenly showed hesitation, and she shook her head again, falling silent.

Su Bei found it strange. He wasn't sure if she had agreed or not, so he asked,

"Disciple Sister, you're shaking your head and then nodding. What do you mean?"

Dan Wuque hesitated several times, wanting to speak but stopping, her face turning crimson from the effort. The last rays of the setting sun brushed over her black hair. Vaguely, Su Bei thought he saw a streak of white at the roots of her hair. It wasn't very clear, but there was definitely a touch of white.

After a long silence, Dan Wuque's small hand clenched and unclenched repeatedly. Finally, she lifted her head, her eyes shimmering as she looked at Su Bei and said,

"Senior Brother, my sister... My sister, she seems to like you."

"You should go with my sister tomorrow! She definitely won't refuse..."

"..."

Hidden behind the large tree, Dan Wulan was instantly stunned. His eyes, filled with disbelief, stared at his sister, who appeared so naive and simple-minded.

Su Bei looked at Dan Wuque with some surprise, as if he were meeting her for the first time. Could she really say such a thing?

Perhaps because Dan Wulan had been mentioned, Dan Wuque put her hands behind her back, a beautiful smile appearing on her face. The sunset illuminated her delicate features, and her eyes curved as she said gently,

"My sister wasn't always like this when she was younger. She loved to laugh, and she cried easily too. When she was little, whenever she didn't have enough to eat and was hungry, she would lie on me and cry... Back then, I had already made up my mind: I was going to protect my little sister, protect the best little sister in the world.

"Later, as my sister grew up, she became who she is now, although I don't know why she changed like this. I actually don't like how she keeps everything to herself, bottling up her worries and not even telling me, her own sister...

"A few days ago, I saw her smile, though it was very faint. I don't understand what 'liking' someone means, but when I was little, Mother told me that if a person's disposition changes because of someone else, if they no longer act like their usual self, then they must have feelings for that person. These past few days, she has been coming to your No-Sword Peak, watering that peach forest bit by bit. I've never seen her so devoted to anything before."