Chapter 548 You Can Even Poop on His Head
As soon as the words landed, the Transcender and Qike beside him both turned pale, doubting their ears.
Indeed, Fang Jueyu was now quite the renowned figure. Just the fact that he bested Robb made the Pupil Technique Masters of the entire Universal Realm respect him deeply.
But in essence, he was just a third-tier Source Energy User. To dare openly challenge a Transcender, regardless of his value, was a surefire way to get himself killed.
Initially, Qike thought perhaps Fang Jueyu had some mysterious protector by his side, but up until now, he hadn't sensed any other presence nearby. He genuinely couldn't fathom Fang Jueyu's confidence, or was he simply fearless of death?
Back when the master had lightly tapped Fang Jueyu's forehead, nobody heard their conversation, meaning that Fang Jueyu's trump card remained an unknown secret, which also was his source of confidence.
"You're courting death!" Being repeatedly provoked by an ant, the Transcender finally reached the brink of eruption. A Transcender's wrath, even destroying a planet wouldn't be too hard.
"Smack, smack, smack!" Fang Jueyu slapped his own cheeks. "Come on, punch right here, as hard as you can, don't hold back, just kill me!"
"Is he really that reckless?" Qike's expression turned exceedingly peculiar. Facing a Transcender didn't evoke a hint of awe in him. Instead, he constantly provoked, in the most crass way possible!
Fang Jueyu's peculiar behavior left the Transcender momentarily stunned. As their strength grew, so did their sense of danger becoming more acute. Just now, gathering Cosmic Source Power, intending to swat Fang Jueyu to death, he unexpectedly felt a chilling sense, as if by making a move, he would encounter some peril.
"How could there be such a feeling? He's just a third-tier Source Energy User!" Scanning the surroundings with his Divine Sense, he still didn't detect anything unusual.
"Hahaha, Ergouzi, this guy's actually a wimp!"
"Woof, woof, woof!" Ergouzi also sensed the power before it, but having a soul contract with Fang Jueyu, it could sense his confidence. To speak of audacity, Fang Jueyu might not even match up to it.
Ergouzi jumped onto Fang Jueyu's head, lifting its iconic middle paw.
"Is this the legendary dog reliant on human power?" Xiao Yi couldn't help but quip.
Finally, rage overcame reason. A mere third-tier Source Energy User, he could easily obliterate!
A massive red energy hand reached for Fang Jueyu, intending to crush him beyond recognition.
Ergouzi promptly took off hiding behind Fang Jueyu.
"Damn, you were so cocky just now, and now you really are a dog!"
Fang Jueyu floated still in place, making no evasive or resistant moves, as if already accepting his fate, waiting calmly for death to come.
"Brother, you're out of luck!" A slight mischievous smile slowly crept across Fang Jueyu's lips.
"Swish!" A golden imprint emerged from Fang Jueyu's forehead. When his life was in danger, the imprint's power activated on its own.
"Dare to harm the one under my protection, you deserve death!"
An immensely domineering voice echoed in the heavens and earth, the sheer force of which shattered the gigantic energy hand.
Almost simultaneously, a towering figure appeared before Fang Jueyu, still the middle-aged man in a blue robe, yet around his ethereal form shimmered a colorful aura, making his face indistinguishable.
"Xiao Yi, what's happening? I didn't even gather all seven Dragon Balls, how did I summon someone directly?" Gazing at the giant-like figure, Fang Jueyu felt incredibly insignificant for the first time.
"This isn't the true form of the Transcender. He just transferred a small portion of his power through the imprint left on you, his real body is probably billions of light-years away."
"Isn't that too powerful? Even just a phantasm feels stronger than that Transcender!"
"Hahaha, of course! Did you think any Transcender could become the master of a Universal Realm?"
"Young man, it's been some time since we last met, yet you've used up this life-saving opportunity so quickly," an arrogant voice resonated in Fang Jueyu's ear.
"Well... Uncle, I can't help it, I didn't go seeking trouble, trouble came looking for me." Fang Jueyu scratched his head.
"Well then, since I promised to protect you three times, I'll do it. Should I kill him?"
"You... You're the master of this realm!" Though he didn't recognize the person before him, such power far surpassed ordinary Transcenders!
The Transcender from the Carlos Family immediately felt a chilling cold.
Even though they were all Transcenders, the other could decimate him with the same ease as he could crush Fang Jueyu.
"Sir, I... I am Ozke of the Carlos Family of the Teloke Civilization. Our family's clan leader is..."
"Oh, a member of the Carlos Family?" sighed the blue-robed man. "Very well, I'll spare your life, but you must repay my favor!"
As the blue-robed man punched forward, a bloody aura condensed into a shadowy fist. The air was filled with wails.
Indeed, the master of the Shadow Realm Kingdom was also a god of slaughter, his murderous aura vastly more potent than Gu Yi's.
"Does it seem strange?" Xiao Yi asked, "Have you read fantasy novels? Such characters are always top-tier figures in the Fantasy World. Although the real world isn't quite the same, each top martial artist emerged from mountains of corpses and seas of blood. Of course, your family got there by piling money, that's different."
The moment the bloody fist shadow appeared, space shattered, and a mysterious force seemed to hold Ozke in place. No matter which way he tried to dodge, he couldn't escape that punch.
"Pfft!" Ozke spat blood, his aura rapidly declining, and he plummeted from the sky.
"Ah!" People on the surrounding streets screamed and scattered. When immortals fight, mortals suffer, no one wished to stay even a second longer.
"On account of your clan leader, I'll spare your life." The words barely finished before the blue-robed person turned into a stream of light and vanished before Fang Jueyu.
"Whoa, gone just like that? It's like a one-time-use item!" Fang Jueyu stared at Ozke lying in the pool of blood, his mind still in shock.
"What'd you expect? Did you think transmitting power across such vast distances was easy on him?" Xiao Yi replied irately, "But this guy is already half-dead, he probably can't even move."
"Wait, according to the usual trope, such characters always launch a final counterattack, right?"
"Hahaha, host, have you read too many novels and watched too many movies? Can't believe in science? This guy is now just like a normal person, except with higher physical strength. I'd bet you could even crap on his head and he wouldn't..."
"Wait, Ergouzi, what are you doing?" Before Xiao Yi could finish, Ergouzi had already run to Ozke's side, dousing his face with a stream of hot dog urine.
Though practically immobile, Ozke was still conscious enough to watch helplessly as this dark creature left a pool of pungent liquid on his face.
His face flushed red, almost as if it would explode, but he couldn't move at all.
"Xiao Yi, no need to explain further, I believe he can't move."
"Not just that, it'll take him hundreds of years to recover fully, probably will have difficulty even walking, that blue-robed man hits real hard!"
Fang Jueyu chuckled: "Oh? Does that mean I can do whatever I want now?"