Becoming a life winner from infancy

Chapter 315: Are you feeling lonely at 256!



The Soapbox Derby Car Design Competition for the Green Bull Cup has always been the most wildly popular bizarre event live stream. As the event kicks off, the barrage of comments from fans across various platforms injects vitality into the live broadcast, and the first scene of the little train toppling over triggers a fierce roast from many netizens.

[Hahaha, this train is way too realistic, it really can't turn!]

[Well, a train without tracks won't respond to steering, so it's normal that it can't drift]

[Not to mention anything else, but can Little Green continue commenting in such high spirits today?]

[This is all for show. If you take it seriously, you've already lost]

[I feel like Little Green can hardly hide the desire to knife An Ox in the eyes]

"No time to mourn, our second vehicle is already on the scene. Coming up next is car number 2, the Bee Car! This design seems to have a very childlike appeal, doesn't it? Little Green, what are your expectations for this car?"

"You are, after all, the pillar of our Green Bull Cup, earning thirty thousand a month. Of course, you should do the commentary first. How could I dare to steal your lines?"

"Enough, enough, let's not digress, everyone's watching. If you have any issues with me, we can settle it offline with a fist bump to show aggression, but let's focus on the race! Can you tell that the judges aren't really feeling the Bee Car's adorable design?"

"Adorable? What's adorable about it? Look closer, our competition is the Green Bull Cup car race, a bloody, brutal race—how can there possibly be anything cute! Those silly bees lack any soul; this car is a vehicle of bee spirits."

"What do you mean?"

"Look, the Bee Car's driver is a bear!"

"OMG, for real! The bear squeezed out of the house, chased away the bees, then took their place in the Bee Car..."

Supremely enthusiastic Little Green continued, "This car is actually the Bee Queen, and the bear has invaded the bees' territory, usurped their queen, and is now riding her around until he breaks her, ahahaha!"

"It seems that our Super Little Green has a profound understanding in this area. After all, if you want to get through life, you must wear a bit of green on your head—"

Super An Ox played with the green bell pepper hat on Super Little Green's head, to which Super Little Green responded with flushed mortification:

"Dude, what are you doing again?"

"Hahaha, this is also a tradition of our Green Bull Cup! So, let's start! The Bee Queen Car ridden by the bear!"

At this moment, Super Little Green took over, "Launching in sync, the Bee Queen's humiliated expression is trembling nonstop, clearly unable to withstand the bear's massive impact! We notice that even the expression of the bee exudes a vibe of utter despondency."

"After all, this is a dark, bloody car race game, where one either enslaves others or becomes enslaved!"

"Here it comes, the first deadly sharp turn. Let's see if our Bee Car can make it through!"

"Great! A beautiful high-angle blade-like turn."

"The bear shows some incredibly high-level driving skills, seemingly not his first time doing something so outrageously wild..."

"The second obstacle is the notorious Golden Destruction Slope. This part tests the car's grip and stability. Many cars disintegrate after tumbling down the slope. Let's see how the Bee Car does—swoosh—bang! The Bee Car charges down the slope!"

Crash!

"The Bee Car's tail wing crashes to the ground after the slope, its head popping off, looking utterly desolate, in the physical sense of the term!"

"Hey, hey, although it's been played to this extent, not a single wheel shows any wear or irregularity, every curve and slope passed like flowing water, the bear's driving skills are indeed very impressive!"

"It just seems like the Bee Queen herself is about to give up."

"The battered Bee Car continues its sprint, now reaching the classic S-curve track. The bear takes the corner at the limit—ah, that was close to a crash! Explosion!"

"The rear wheel of the Bee Car was clearly affected by the turn, and it almost fell to the ground as all four legs couldn't stand! The queen bee charged fiercely toward the fence and was freed!"

"The vile Bear Prison didn't score any points, not even reaching the finish line, so the previous scores are null—oh, the judges surprisingly gave Bear Prison such a high score for its style. Is that really fair?"

"Shameless! To do such an unethical thing to the queen bee, dark-themed racing cars are just no good."

"You're the bee actors who took over from the queen bee. What's with those happy smiles onstage? Seeing your queen tormented like that, can you still laugh? Have you awakened some weird fetish?"

[Hahaha, are you guys talking about cars or chatting up cars?]

[Today's live race ends here]

[Wait, you're here too? Awesome, bro]

[Can't you focus on the cars without flipping over, you bunch of yellow waste? Isn't it better to watch the race attentively?]

"And now, after the dark-themed racing craze has passed, the next to take the stage is—"

Super Little Green and Super Hulk's odd and funny commentary had the audience in stitches. It was clear that the soapbox derby was more for fun, even though less than half of the cars managed to reach the finish line smoothly. Many cars couldn't continue due to various accidents on the road, but everyone laughed heartily.

Only Xia Anyang felt that these two commentators were somewhat rude and offensive, even doubting whether this competition was suitable for children, as the scene seemed quite unsettling. Many drivers tumbled down with their cars. It looked like they were not lightly injured.

However, seeing his wife and You You's mom, the close friends, laughing so joyously, he felt an inexplicable sense of loneliness and solitude.

In the past, at times like these, there was always an older child by his side to complain and disdain with.

Now that spot was empty; that person was not there.

Xia Anyang's heart felt empty too.
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He watched the intense race below and murmured to himself:

"A race this interesting, Old Fang should have come to watch today, by all accounts."

"He had to do research in the countryside; there was no helping it..."

Chen Xuan sighed, "He has been working very hard recently. I've rarely seen him play Paru. He was eagerly anticipating 'Paru Ultra' that's going to be released at the end of the year, yet now he shows no interest at all."

"That's not the Old Fang I know."

Xia Anyang was shocked at first but then quickly calmed down.

Because he knew Fang Guanghui was doing this to ensure You You would be admitted to Zhendan Academy, which is why he had become a brand new version of himself.

At that moment, Lin Yi, while fanning Chen Xuan with a hand fan, curiously asked her:

"Xuan, do you think it's better now that You You's dad has become progressive, or was it better when he used to always play with his child?"

"This... I'm not sure."

Chen Xuan pursed her lips, "You see, people are so strange. I used to always complain that my husband lacked ambition and drive, always fixated on that Paru, not focused on his career, just living off our son. But now that he has actually started to put in effort, I actually feel, well... how should I say it?"

"Do you feel lonely now?"

Xia Anyang immediately blurted out, observing Chen Xuan's reaction.


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