Chapter 200: Gacha Monke
POV Rio
It was the 2nd of September and that meant it was time for another round of Gacha. I activated Lucky Star and then used 30 Gacha Tokens.
[Ding]
[Drawing 30 Gacha. Done Showing Results.]
{Kupkake-Inator x 1 (Cat In The Hat)
Summons The Kupkake-Inator An Astounding Product. It Can Make Cupcakes Out Of Anything. Yes ANYTHING! Includes An Instruction Book On How To Use It. Only Takes 15 Minutes In A Conventional Oven At 400 Degrees Fahrenheit. NOTE: Don't Question The Inventor, He Will Get You And It'll Look Like A Bloody Accident. WARNING: Just Because You Can Make Cupcakes Out Of Anything Does Not Mean It Will Taste Good. }
{Glitterhoof Summon x 1 (Crusader Kings II)
Summons The Immortal Chancellor Glitterhoof. Despite Its Equine Nature, This Horse Has 100 In All Its Stats. Has The Ability To Summon Lightning At Will. Due To Alicorn Nature, The Summon Will Be Eternally Loyal To The Summoner. If Killed, Will Revive After 24 Hours. Cannot Be Harmed By Mortal Weapons. }
{Ludicrous Drive x 1 (Spaceballs)
Gives The User A Ludicrous Drive With Schematics. A Ludicrous Drive Allows The User To Move At Speeds Between 65 To 1,380 Times The Speed Of Light. When Used, The Ship Will Enter What Looks Like A Plaid Colored Tunnel. WARNING: All Beings Should Be Buckled Up When Ludicrous Speed Is Active. Also, A Slow Deceleration Is Strongly Recommended. }
{Super Cider Squeezy 6000 x 1 (MLP)
Summons The Super Cider Squeezy 6000. The Super Cider Squeezy 6000 Is A Locomotive That Can Produce 45 Barrels Of Cider Per Hour. Cannot Be Damaged Or Destroyed. Comes With Schematics For Creating More. }
{Segmentasapien DNA Chip x 1 (Ben 10)
Unlocks The Segmentasapien Transformation When Added To The Omnitrix. }
{The Black Pearl x 1 (Pirates Of The Caribbean)
Summons The Infamous Black Pearl. The Black Pearl Is A Galleon With 32 Cannons And Is 165 Feet Long. Despite Its Seemingly Normal Appearance, It Is The Fastest Sail Ship On The Seven Seas. If Damaged or Destroyed, It Will Repair Itself. Comes With No Crew. Cannont Be Stolen. }
{Lazy Man Toilet Seat x 1 (Simpsons)
Summons The Lazy Man Toilet Seat. It Can Be Placed Anywhere And Will Be Able To Flush Into An Unknown Dimension. Cannot Be Damaged, Destroyed, Or Stolen. The Lazy Man Toilet Seat Is A Hybrid Between A Toilet And An Armchair. It Was Designed To Solve The Hardest Problem In The World. Having To Get Up When You Are Watching TV But Need To Use The Bathroom. }
{Morningstar x 1 (Borderlands)
Summons Morningstar The Talking Hyperion Sniper Rifle. Has Unlimted Ammo. Accuracy Increases The Longer One Is Shooting With It. Can Swap Between Shock, Corrosive, Fire, And Slag Elements At Will. Cannont Be Damaged Or Destroyed. }
{5 Tons Of Angelic Steel x 1 (Hazbin Hotel)
Angelic Steel Has The Ability To Permanantly Kill Demons Or Negative Karma Individuals. Ability Works Even In Alternative Dimensions. Angelic Steel Is Magically Coductive With Fire, Lightning, And Holy Element Enchantments. }
{Phoenix Armor x 1 (RimWorld)
Gives The User A Set Of Phoenix Armor With Schematics. Phoenix Armor Is A Type Of Advanced Armor That Provides Excellent Temperature Resistance And Protection Against Fire, As Well As Containing A Flamebolt Launcher At The Expense Of Being Slightly Slow To Move In. Given Set Of Armor Cannot Be Destroyed. Any Damage Taken Will Slowly Repair Overtime. }
{Hot Ring x 1 (Konosuba)
Gives The User A Hot Ring. A Hot Ring Can Generate A Barrier Of Warm Air Around The Wearer To Fend Against Cold Temperatures. Cannot Be Stolen. Includes Enchantment Methods And Forging Methods To Reproduce The Ring. }
{Anti-Magic Mask x 1 (Tensura)
Gives The User The Anti-Magic Mask Once Wielded By A Hero. The Anti-Magic Mask Has The Following Abilities: Magic Resistance, Poison Immunity, Sense Amplification, And The Ability To Breathe Even In The Absence Of A Breathable Atmosphere. Cannot Be Damaged, Destroyed, Or Stolen. Includes Methods Of Creation. }
{Summon Squadmate Spell x 1 (COD)
Gives The User A Spell That Summons A Special Forces Member To Assist the User In Whatever The User Wants. They Will Come Equipped With An AK-12 With Unlimited Ammo, 3 Sticky Grenades, And 3 Flashbangs. They Will Despawn If Killed. A Maximum Of 8 Can Be Summoned At Any One Time. Summons Will Require No Food And Will Heal Any Non-Fatal Damage Overtime. They Will Last For 24 Hours Before Despawning. Summon Is Capable Of Making Complex Tactical Decisions To Complete The Tasks Given To It. Friendly Fire Is Disabled. }
{Mystery Box x 1 (System)
Open The Mystery Box And See What Happens. }
{Hiruzen Sarutobi Summon x 1 (Naruto)
Summons Hiruzen Sarutobi The Professor. Will Be 20 Years Old. Comes With Full Gear. Will Be Loyal To The Summoner. }
{Temp Summon Mr. Myxlplyx 1 Month x 1 (DC)
Summons Mr. Myxlplyx The Imp From The 5th Dimension. They Cannot Be Killed Or Sealed. The Summoning Can End Early If They Are Tricked Into Saying Their Name Backwards. WARNING: Has No Loyalty To Summoner. They Will Attempt To Cause Chaos Wherever They Go. }
{The Numidium x 1 (Elder Scrolls)
Summons The Numidium Known As The Brass Tower. The Numidium Is A 1000-Foot-Tall Dwarven Construct Made To Be The God Of The Dwemer. The Numidium Is An Extremely Powerful Machine That Is Highly Resistant To Damage Of Any Kind. Requires The Heart Of Lorhkan To Use Its Full Power. Does Not Come With A Power Source, But A Less Powerful One Can Be Made. Can Only Be Commanded By The Summoner. If The Numidium Is By Some Great Feat Destroyed, It Can Be Recontructed By The Summoner At Will. }
{Crown of Grover x 1 (MLP)
Gives The User The Crown of Grover. Owning The Crown Gives The Title Of King Of The Giffons. Wearing The Crown Is Not Needed To Get The Title; Only Owning It. Cannot Be Destroyed, Damaged, Or Stolen. }
{Sunset Sasparilla Recipe x 1 (Fallout)
Gives The User The Recipe For Making Sunset Sasparilla. The Recipe Has Been Improved To No Longer Cause Kidney Damage, Nausea, Digital Numbness, Anxiety, Loss Of Visual Acuity, Dizziness, Occasional Nosebleeds, Joint Inflammation, Tooth Decay, Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Organ Rupture, And Halitosis When Drunk In Large Quantities. Includes 200 Bottles. }
{Gregor Summon x 1 (Star Wars)
Summons Gregor Known As CC-5576-39 A Clone Commando. Will Be 20 Years Old. Ages At The Standard Mandolorian Rate. Comes With Full Gear. Will Be Loyal To The Summoner. }
{Chop Summon x 1 (GTA)
Summons Chop A Rottweiler Dog That Once Lived With Franklin Clinton And Lamar Davis. Will Be 2 Years Old. Will Be Loyal To The Summoner. Comes With Ball. }
{Light Sword x 1 (DxD)
Gives The User A Light Sword, Also Known As The Budget Lightsaber. Does Improved Damage Against Evil Aligned Beings. Includes Schematics For Creation. }
{Swords of Revealing Light x 1 (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Gives The User Knowledge On How To Cast Swords of Revealing Light. The Spell Lasts For 3 Minutes. If Anyone Is Hiding Or Disguised within The Area Of Effect, They Will Be Revealed. When Something Is Within The Area Of Effect, They Must Make An Endurance Check. On Failure, They Will Be Unable To Attack Until The Spell Fades Or Half As Much On Sucess. }
{T-1000 Schematics x 1 (Terminator)
Gives The User The Schematics For Creating A T-1000 Infiltrator Unit. T-1000s Are Mimetic Polyalloy Terminators Capable Of Altering Their Form And Appearance. Susceptable To Extreme Temperatures. AI Model Has Been Changed To No Longer Have The Possibilty Of Going Rouge. }
{John-117 Summon x 1 (Halo)
Summons John-117 Or Master Chief. Will Be 20 Years Old. Comes With Full Gear. Comes With An Improved Version Of The Cortana AI Core. With Rampancy Removed. Both Will Be Loyal To The Summoner. }
{Thaumcraft Expansion x 1 (Minecraft)
Adds The Thaumcraft Expansion To The Minecraft Dimension. }
{Kuroko Smith Summon x 1 (Monster Musume)
Summons Kuroko Smith, A Cultural Exchange Coordinator. Will Be 20 Years Old. Comes With Full Gear. Will Be Loyal To The Summoner. }
{Suzuki Satoru Summon x 1 (Overlord)
Summons Suzuki Satoru, Also Known As Momonga Or Ainz Ooal Gown. He Is The Guildmaster Of Ainz Ooal Gown. He Will Be Able To Switch Between Human And Overlord Forms. Has Full Access To His Inventory And Spells Regardless Of What Form He Is In. Will Not be Negatively Affected By His Undead Form. He Will Be Able To Disable And Enable Features of His Overlord Form At Will. Will Be 20 Years Old. Will Not Betray The Summoner But Won't Always Follow Orders. The Summon Will Have Memories Of The Summoner. }
{Demon God Manifestation: Demon's Extract x 1 (Akame Ga Kill)
Gives The User The Demon God Manifestation: Demon's Extract. Will Not Cause Insanity In Those Who Drink It. Is Compatible With Anyone. It Can Be Taken From A Wielder At Anytime. Cannot Be Stolen Or Destroyed. When A User Dies, The Blood Will Return To The Container. }
{Ring of Monkey x 1 (Cyanide And Happiness)
Gives The Ring Of Monkey. The Ring of Monkey Summons A Monkey. The Monkey Is Healthy But Doesn't Have Any Powers. It's Just A Monkey... The Monkey Will Live For 15-20 Years. Once It Dies, A New Monkey Will Be Summoned. Still Just A Monkey... Nothing Else... }
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Authors Note:
Yay! 200 Chapters!