Chapter 916
Just as I was about to be bold and strike while the iron was hot, that damned knocking sounded again, totally out of place.
"Wen Wan, it's me, Jin Shan, open up."
Oh crap...
This is really freaky, how does this woman always show up at the most inappropriate times?
I was just thinking about Jin Shan earlier, and now here she is, right when she shouldn't be.
She's really my nemesis.
Li Wenwan hurriedly struggled out of my embrace, tidied her clothes and hair, "Does my appearance reveal anything?"
"Your clothes and hair are fine, but your eyes are, they're red, it's obvious you've been crying." I said seriously.
Li Wenwan instantly panicked, "What should I do now? If she asks later, how should I explain it to her?"
I thought for a moment and said, "This is easy to handle, later just tell her I bullied you and made you cry."
"Tsk, with my friend like that, if I tell her this, who knows what she'll think."
"Don't worry, leave this woman to me." I patted my chest, full of confidence.
"Alright, let's do that then."
Li Wenwan and I discussed it for a while before she finally got up to open the door.
When Jin Shan came in, her first sight was me, and she was instantly stunned.
"Xu Tian? What are you doing here?"
I smiled awkwardly and said seriously, "Miss Li said she wasn't feeling well, asked me to come and give her a massage."
"Oh, I see..."
Today, Jin Shan was wearing a low-cut top and a mini skirt, her whole look sexy and alluring, like a nightclub girl.
Chewing gum, she walked in, but when she saw Li Wenwan's red-rimmed eyes, she was taken aback.
"Oh my dear sister, who bullied you? Why are your eyes so red?"
Li Wenwan instinctively glanced in my direction.
I nodded quietly at her.
Li Wenwan then pretended to be very angry, "It's all Xiao Xu."
Jin Shan gave me a meaningful look, almost leaning her whole body against me.
"Xu Tian, be honest, did you just do something inappropriate to my friend?"
"Were you trying to take advantage and assault her?"
"You've got guts, don't you know what her husband does? Be careful or you'll be smashed to pieces."
"Besides, if you really want a woman, come at me, I'm not afraid of you."
This woman, as she spoke, it took a weird turn.
I was stunned hearing her words.
I smiled awkwardly, "Sister Jin Shan, stop teasing me, don't you have a husband too? Bullying you would also be messing with someone's wife."
Jin Shan smiled charmingly, "I'm not the same type as Wen Wan, she's honest and shy, but I'm not conservative."
"She's like a pure white lotus, untainted by mud, if you do that to her, it's the same as Yin Zhiping assaulting the Little Dragon Girl, unforgivable, you know?"
I sighed bitterly, "I have no such intentions towards Sister Wen Wan."
"But her hormones are already messed up, she needs to get them adjusted, otherwise it can lead to all sorts of problems."
"Seriously, it could even bring on early menopause."
Li Wenwan is a very smart woman, hearing this, she knew how to play along.
She then reddened her eyes again and started crying, "Boohoo... What should I do? I'm still so young, what if I hit menopause early?"
"I haven't had kids yet."
"Jin Shan, how should I live like this?"
Li Wenwan cried a river, and her superb acting skills left no flaw to be found.
Hearing this, Jin Shan couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Is it worth worrying over such a small matter?"
"A woman's hormones, they need a man to adjust them, doing that thing more with a man, naturally everything will be fine, no problems at all."
Li Wenwan pouted, muttering softly, "The problem is, my husband hasn't been back for so long, who can I get to adjust them..."