Cheat Awakening

[ Teleporting out of the dungeon. ]

[ Player Glitcher has cleared team dungeon No. 589171 and completed an additional hidden world-line quest. ]

[ Game difficulty: Difficult. ]

[ Number of players: Six. ]

[ Game Clearance Rating: 100. ]

[ Settlement in progress... ]

[ You gained triple the experience points for a perfect level clearance and 2,000 game coins, plus a chance to draw a lottery. ]

[ Your level has been raised to level 10. ]

[ You gained 15 assignable attribute points. ]

[ Dungeon Summary: You lack team awareness, do not follow procedures, do not understand the worldview, and have not been able to empathise with the survivors' pain for twenty years in the tower. But it doesn't matter. You saved them and also left your seeds for a better future, so you are a well-deserved saviour! ]

Myne wanted to curse the conclusion system. "Are all other players treated like this? Or is this bastard just targeting me?"

Maybe because Olivia had made such a deep impression on him, or perhaps her breast milk tasted super good, he ended up sleeping with her for two entire days, stopping only when she passed out. He continued the moment she opened her eyes, giving his 500% effort to ensure she became pregnant. He had practically folded her womb with his semen; if she still couldn't get pregnant, he'd worry he had some hidden problem.

After that, he spent one day with two other women as well. They weren't special and treated him like a king, serving him well with their mouths full of his flirtations. Although it was a wonderful experience, he couldn't connect with them emotionally.

He could read their inner thoughts and knew they were just repeating what the bearded man and some older women in the tower had taught them, and only wanted to get pregnant for a better life. He just used them for fun, which was also good, as he didn't have to worry about their emotions or anything, making it a good way to relieve pressure.

So, after four days of nonstop work, he said goodbye to everyone and picked up Waffle, Ocea, and Ted, who were having a lot of fun since no one was bothering them. They could wander the city wherever they wanted, and with countless zombies ready to play with them, they didn't feel bored at all.

[ Congratulations to player Glitcher for reaching level 10. ]

[ Starting from level 10, each upgrade will allocate points corresponding to the current level. ]

[ Title system has been unlocked. ]

[ The system will issue corresponding titles based on the player's performance in the dungeon. ]

"Title system, huh? Not bad, not bad. Srinka's Saviour, Pollution Destroyer—there are indeed quite a few titles that suit me. I just wonder which one the system will give me," Myne muttered excitedly, rubbing his hands, waiting for the system to praise him by giving him a cool title.

[ Congratulations to the player for winning the title: Idle People Cult Leader ]

Myne: "????"

"What do you mean by 'idle people'? I worked the hardest in the entire dungeon, alright? Who found the origin of pollution, helped Kran make antidotes, and destroyed the Oak Tree? How dare you give me such a useless title? What will people think about me if they know about it?" Myne immediately started complaining, but sadly, as always, the system returned to pretending to be dead and didn't reply to him at all.

"Hoo... Forget it. Apart from this crappy title, the remaining things are good. And I didn't expect to be able to directly upgrade to level 10 this time. This speed can be called 'raiding the rocket.' No one can beat me when it comes to levelling up," Myne nodded with satisfaction, feeling proud of himself.

After all, the higher the level, the more experience is required to upgrade to the next level. The difficulty, score, and completion of the dungeon will give different experiences and game coins. Only with a 100% clearance rating can you earn a triple reward boost; otherwise, it's hard for most players to level up even once from a single dungeon.

"And the experience given this time is more... probably because of the hidden world-line task. That type of task isn't something any normal player can complete. If not for the help of Brother Evil God's Eye, even for me, it would have been impossible to destroy that pollution."

Thinking of those things, Myne opened the character panel and evenly distributed the 15 attributes obtained from the upgrade.

[ Name: Glitcher (Myne Fortuna) ( 666666 )

Level: 10 ( 0/6600 )

Race: Human

Special Attribute: Nightwalker Gene

Strength: 41 > 45

Endurance: 36 > 40

Agility: 32 > 35

Spirit: 167 > 215

Mana: 94 > 110 ( Stored Mana: 1753 )

Free Attribute Points: 0

Coins: 6000

Cosmic Coins: 2 ]

[ Item Bar: 1. Evil God's Eye ( Passive ) 2. Hundred-Man Killer Knife 3. Dark Wind Boots 4. Srinka Badge 5. Contaminated Music Tape ( Sound of the Old Days ) ]

[ Skill Bar: Holy Palm Eye, Appraisal・Complete, Inventory, Cut & Paste, Thunder Ball ( 3/3 ) ]

Because most of his attributes felt scattered, this time he decided to round them all to whole numbers to make computations and tracking easier. For this, he even added 3 points to Spirit and 1 point to Mana, wasting four precious attribute points. These attributes operated on entirely different scales, making him wonder if someday his spirit might become too powerful for his body to bear.

"There are a lot of items at the moment, but there are no useful skills that can sufficiently help me use my huge amount of mana, also it seems my mana recovery is connected to the main body, I have been in the dungeon for nearly a week but the increase in the mana wasn't much only dozen points... Sigh..."

"It seemed that skills could only be obtained through lottery draws, and it was easier to obtain equipment in dungeons than skills."

Myne closed the panel and prepared for the lottery.

He patted the black box beside him and muttered, "It's not the first time I've seen you. How about giving me a skill this time?" Then he prayed for good luck and pressed the button to start the lottery.

The lottery box started shaking and opened with a bang.

There was a ball of light in the box.

"Wow, it's really a skill! F*ck, my luck's shining today!"

Myne's eyes lit up, and he excitedly stretched out his hand.

[ Name: The Mosquito That Always Lingers In My Ears

Type: Summoning Skill

Function: Designate a target. The other party will continue to be harassed by the mosquito. The mosquito can cause 1% of the maximum health value damage when sucking blood. The skill is invalid after the mosquito is killed.

Consumption: 10 Mana

Note: You can only summon one mosquito per person at a time. You can only summon another after the first mosquito dies.

Remarks: Please don't underestimate this mosquito. It once survived the crazy attack of a bald, homely man, and even sucked his blood later.

"Motherf*cker! Which bastard invented this useless skill? What's the point of wasting mana and sending a goddamn mosquito to suck blood? And only a single one! If I could summon a big swarm of mosquitoes, then it might still be useful; at least then I could distract an enemy. But only one... The System is definitely messing with me now."

Myne suddenly felt that although he didn't know about the mosquito, he definitely lost one percent of his health after seeing this crappy skill with no particular use at all.

"Damn, can't you bastards give me any useful skills?" After cursing, Myne took a few deep breaths to calm down before shifting his focus to the small, blinking ball-like icon on his status panel.

Without hesitation, Myne opened his mailbox.

There were two friend requests: one from Magmascorch. This red goblin, although complaining from start to finish and wanting to stay as far away from him as possible, acknowledged Myne after seeing his crazy way of clearing the dungeon and instantly sent a friend request after returning to the lobby.

The other was from Mr. Red. This red baldy, although he pretended to be cool and calm all the time, also had to admit that he couldn't clear the dungeon in as crazy a manner as Myne.

In addition, there was a special email.

There were only five words on it:

[ Abyssal Paradise Invitation. ]

It was written in blood-red handwriting, full of ominousness.

Myne, who had already grown used to the weird ways this game tried to scare its players, only raised his eyebrows slightly in interest and clicked on it to open it.

[ Glitcher, hehe, a pathetically good name for a weak guy like you; it suits you. ]

The first line of words was full of sarcasm. Maybe there was some magic cast on the email, but Myne suddenly felt very angry, as if someone were insulting his entire family while pointing a finger right in front of his nose.

"Shouldn't the beginning of an invitation letter be 'Respected Mr. Glitcher' and so on! What kind of invitation letter is this? When will those motherf*cker developers of this game stop their weird antics?" Myne cursed but continued to read the email.

[ You don't know the true meaning of life at all, and you have never seen real power. When you are complacent about the perfect evaluation of your dungeon, you don't know that it is just the most inconspicuous grain of sand in countless magnificent waves. ]

[ The paradise that countless people yearn for is not a peaceful place. Once you accept this invitation, you will have no way out... ]

[ This is not a joke... Think before making your choice. ]

Myne looked at the lines of words that slowly appeared in front of him.

[ Yes or No ]