Court Magician’s Lewd Pranks on the Elf Princess

In the middle of the night, Lou woke up because of the terrible smell.

When he got up, he saw a plume of yellow smoke floating around the room.

"Hmmm!"

Frowning at the exquisite stench, Lou searched for the source of the smell.

When he went to the bathroom, his master, Keith, was sitting on the floor boiling something in a small witch's pot.

"Master, are you making poop?"

"It all depends on who makes it."

Keith answered without looking back. He had a mask on over his nose and mouth.

"But it smells so bad. It's making my nose curl."

"Well."

"What are you cooking?"

Keith counted on his fingers in response to Lou's question.

"Dragon gallstones and phoenix pellets, then the menstrual blood of a virgin dragonewt and the ambergris of Leviathan..."

"All of those are master's treasures!"

Everything Keith had just mentioned was an exceptionally high-quality magic item.

It is said that if you could acquire just one of these, you could buy a castle.

The reason why Keith had such an object was because he had stolen it from the treasure vault when he was expelled from the magical society, "The Order of the Dead's Dawn."

In order to have some food in case of an emergency, he packed some small but expensive items in his bag and ran away.

The treasure vault was locked with a lock that was said to be impossible to open even for a first-class thief, but that was nothing to the "little man Keith."

He is generously using all of the items that he has managed to avoid selling until now.

He continued simmering it, and when the amount had reduced to about the size of a small bottle, he turned off the heat and added the mithril he had received from the palace gardener, Warland, in exchange for some medicine to treat the back pain.

"As expected from the country of the Elves... I've never seen mithril of such high purity before."

As he muttered this to himself, he poured a piece of mithril into the pot, and with a whoosh, an even worse smell began to fill the air along with smoke.

"My eyes, my eyes――――!!"

Keith thrashed about as the smoke hit him directly in the face.

Seeing his master like that, Lou held his nose with his front paws and decided to sleep outside tonight.

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The next day, Keith headed to Nia's room, ruminating on the scenario he had thought up in his head.

To be honest, no one would normally think that the scenario he had come up with would work, and Keith didn't think so either.

But that was where Nia's innocence was at fault.

He knocks on the door and, upon entering the room, makes a deliberately sad expression.

"Keith-sama!"

Nia, who was standing next to Aisha, came running over.

Seeing this, Aisha looked sour, but it was painful to hear the words "Go away" again, so she excused herself and left the room with a sob.

Nia noticed Keith's dark expression.

"What's the matter? Are you feeling better?"

"No, no... don't worry about it."

Saying that, he turned his face away and began his usual preparations.

Nia frowned in confusion, not knowing what to do.

Keith would usually smile at Nia when she came into the room, but today he had a gloomy expression.

Maybe she had done something to cause trouble for Keith without realizing it?

Or did I do something to make him dislike me?

Just thinking about it made my heart pound and my head spin with anxiety.

"Keith-sama... Is there something I can do...?"

It's scary to ask, but it's even scarier not to ask.

So she mustered up my courage and called out to him,

"Now, please get naked and lie down here face down."

The procedure is different from usual.

Normally, I would first put on the clothes Keith made for me, then take my medicine, and then get treated.

But today, I'm going to try and treat it right away.

I'm sure he wants to finish it quickly...

I want to get away from this girl as soon as possible...

I don't even want to see her face...

When I thought about it, tears began to well up in my eyes, but I didn't want to be thought of as even more of a nuisance and be disliked even more.

So Nia struggled to hold back her tears and took off her clothes.

She got naked and lay face down as he told.

As I pressed my face into the pillow, tears started to flow.

I'd been looking forward to spending time with Keith so much, but now it's so painful.

When I thought about what I might have done to make Keith dislike me, quite a few things came to mind, and I began to hate myself for being that way.

Cursing herself in her mind, Nia burst into tears.

Keith, having made Nia feel uneasy, smiled to himself, knowing that she was answering her own question in a good way.

So far so good. The setup works.

Thinking that, I take out the liquid I made last night.

The thing in the small vial had a poisonous color.

"Princess, it may smell a little, but it's not harmful to your body so please bear with it."

When you speak to them, try to be as cold as possible.

He was doing it on purpose, but it was still a shock to Nia, who didn't understand.

"...sniff...yes. I understand."

When the bottle is open, a pungent smell wafts out.

Keith dipped the liquid into a quill pen made from a griffin's feather,

"I'm going to write on your back now. It'll feel a bit like I'm scratching you."

He spoke in a businesslike manner, like a doctor.

In fact, at this time Keith was not his usual perverted self, but rather in serious wizard mode.

His face also seems somewhat tense.

Keith writes letters on Nia's white back.

A mixture of ancient Elvish and modern magical characters.

He tried a lot of different things and decided this was the best.

The letters are drawn from the neck along the spine, and around the waist something that is more like a pattern than letters.

I sweat, don't talk, just keep writing.

Nia felt overwhelmed by the discomfort of having that sharp thing moving around on her back and the anxiety that Keith wasn't saying anything to her.

Before long, a magic circle made up of a collection of letters had been written across his back, and Keith put his quill away, then bit the tip of his tongue, drawing blood, which he then licked off and smeared onto both his hands.

When a line of blood appears on each palm,

"Princess, you may feel a bit numb, but it will be over soon."

"Y-Yes."

After confirming that he had received a reply, Keith placed his hand on the magic circle on Nia's back and uttered a voice that sounded like it had been squeezed out from the depths of his throat.

A string of sounds that don't form words. A magical language. It's layered on top of each other.

Soon the written letters began to glow a faint red.

The sound gradually grows stronger, and then, with a bang, it explodes.

"Yaw!!!"

Nia cried out as a shock of electricity ran down her back and through her body.

The letters on her back disappear as if they are being sucked into Nia's body.

"Princess, it's finished."

Nia looked up at the gentle voice.

There, smiling as usual, was Keith.

"Ummm... Keith-sama..."

Keith grabbed Nia's hand as she got up and sat down, and placed the paper on it.

Paper in the shape of a butterfly.

Keith controlled the flow of power and it rose to the surface.

"Huh? Oh... wow."

Nia was surprised and laughed as she saw the paper butterflies fluttering about.

She felt something warm emerge from her palm and it made the butterfly float.

"Keith-sama!"

"Congratulations. Now you are a fine mage, Princess."

Yes, that is all treatment really needs.

Bring the body's magical pathways into a magically correct position.

It accurately identifies any distorted or stagnant arrangements, creates a correct diagram that suits that person, and then all that's left to do is correct it using a potion that is effective in moving magical paths.

It takes a little time and money to check the placement and mix the magic potions, but the basics are simple.

I've already confirmed the placement by playing around with Nia's body for a month, and I also stole some medicine, so there's no problem.

In reality, this was something that could have been done the day after he had first examined Nia's body.

However, he tricked Nia, who was unaware of this, into doing all sorts of things.

"Is that true? I really..."

"That's true. You still can't use powerful magic, but if you gradually get used to it over the course of about three years, you'll be able to use even sacred magic."

"Keith-sama!!"

Nia was so happy that she hugged Keith.

She had held my hand before, but this was the first time she'd hugged me.

"I'm so happy....Thank you, Keith..."

With a naked Nia embracing him, Keith embarks on the gamble of his life.

Yes, the plan is to take the virginity of the country's elf princess!!

Keith stroked Nia's head.

"Well then, farewell, Princess..."

"...…?"

For a moment, not understanding what he had said, Nia froze and pulled away from Keith.

Eventually, she understood the meaning of the words and his expression clouded over.

"Eh? Eh? Why... why? Why Keith-sama..."

"I've filled the princess' body with magical power, loosened the hardened magical pathways, and then I've put them back in the correct position... it's all done. That's all I can do."

"B-But! It takes about three years to get used to it! And I want Keith-sama to do that too!!! And besides, Keith-sama is the royal court magician of this country, so even after I'm done..."

"That's not true!!"

Nia's body froze at the sudden words.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you... that's not what I meant..."

Nia looked like she was about to cry as Keith looked down sadly.

"Then why? I... Have you come to dislike me?"

"That's not possible! ...Isn't that so...?"

"Well then!!"

Keith paused for a moment, then said,

"It's a magic tool."

He muttered just that.

"You mean the magic tool that produces that medicine?"

"Yes, that's it."

"What's the big deal?"

"..."

"Please tell me!"

"actually..."

Keith looked straight into Nia's face,

"That magical tool has begun to fuse with my body!"

"No way!!"

Here are some people who had a bad feeling.

That hunch is probably correct.

Keith began to explain.

"That magical item, while I was giving the princess the medicine, began to grow by absorbing her magical power... I knew about the existence of sentient beings, but I never imagined it would be like that... Last night, while I was getting ready for the day, I was suddenly attacked by that magical item, and when I came to..."

"Keith... hurry up and get to the doctor!!"

"No, it's useless... The nerve roots are deep inside, so if I try to remove it by force, my life will be in danger... but if I leave it alone, that magic tool will eat away at my mind and eventually..."

"Keith-sama... no... that's not possible."

There's a reason why Nia believes this story.

In fact, the fusion of magical tools and their users is not uncommon in this country.

In order to avenge his father, the prince put on the armor made by the mad dwarf, fought against the country, and was swallowed up by the armor. In the end, he disappeared into the Sleeping Forest at the western edge of the world.

In order to protect the elven kingdom from human invasion, Jonal controlled clockwork soldiers, but in the end he merged with the soldiers' control devices and sank into the sea. He was known as the "Heartless."

And that same Jonall was also Nia's father's uncle.

A story about fusion with magical tools, which is not uncommon even among family members.

Therefore, Nia knew very well how terrifying that was.

"So, before my heart is consumed by the magical items, I lose sight of myself and endanger the princesses, I will leave this country."

"No... that's not okay."

"Princess!"

Keith hugged Nia tightly.

"Please forgive me... for my rudeness when I came into your room... When I thought about having to say goodbye to the Princess, I couldn't help but feel sad and acted like that..."

These words made Nia feel ashamed of herself.

She had no idea that Keith was suffering and in such pain, and she only thought about herself, wondering if she was hated.

Yes, it's all my fault.

If Keith had never wished to use magic, he would never have had to go through this.

I would kill Keith. Kind Keith, precious Keith.

"I'm sorry... Keith-sama, I'm so sorry..."

"It's fine. It's fine, Princess."

After a brief embrace, Keith let go of Nia.

"Well then, it's about time for me to..."

"No... You must not go! Stay here! Please stay here!! I will definitely find a cure! No, if I can't, I'll have to ask everyone in the country!!"

"...a treatment...?"

Nia didn't miss Keith's muttering.

"There is!?"

"No, there is no fundamental cure... but there is a way to stop the erosion of the magical tools..."

Nia's face lit up with joy.

"Why didn't you tell me? Let's do it!!"

"No, I can't do this alone..."

"Then let me help you!"

"...No, nothing like that..."

"I can do it! I'll do anything! If it's for Keith-sama, I'll..."

Nia said as she grabbed Keith's hand in both hers and squeezed it.

I can help Keith.

Now it was my turn to be of help to Keith.

Just thinking that made power surge through Nia's body.

Keith looked at Nia and muttered softly.

"Princess, do you know the magic called Essence Recovery and Brain Invigoration?"

"...N-no. I don't know."

"is that so..."

"Tell me! What on earth is that?"

Nia asked pleadingly, and Keith was confused for a moment, then,

"It's a secret technique passed down in Eastern Magic, and it allows a woman to send the magical power she has refined within her body to other things."

This is a big lie.

Originally, returning the essence to the brain is a type of sexual technique in which a man does not expel the essence that has been refined within himself onto the woman, but instead returns it to his own body, and in the process receives the woman's energy as well.

However, Nia, who of course does not know this,

"Is something like that even possible?"

"Yes. If I do this, perhaps... I can't suppress the magical tool with my own magical power alone, but if someone else can send their magical power to the magical tool, it should be able to stop the encroachment on me."

"I'll do it! I'll do it!!"

"No! That's dangerous!! ...I didn't explain it well enough. In order to perform that magic, you need to insert a magical tool into the woman's body."

"Inside my...body?"

Nia was confused, not knowing where it was.

Inside the body? Is that different from putting it in your mouth, which is what you normally do?

"Yes, here it is."

Saying that, Keith gently touched Nia's slit.

"Is it here?!"

"Is that alright, Princess? Excuse me."

Keith made Nia sit down and spread her legs in an M shape.

Using the hand mirror she had brought with her, she shows Nia her own vaginal hole.

"Do you understand this place?"

"Yes... yes... um, the baby is... coming out."

Apparently she knew that as expected.

"That's right. You understand? Creating a life is an incredible power. It is converted into magical energy and sent out."

"...Here...that magic tool..."

Won't it break?

I don't know how it's done, but will it affect my future baby?

Such thoughts ran through my head one after another.

"Right? So it's fine... don't worry about it."

Keith said with a fleeting smile.

Thinking only about myself again...

Nia looked up,

"Keith-sama... I'll do it... I'll save Keith-sama!!"

"Princess...sama."

I caught a fish!!!

It was caught!!!

The Keith in my head did a little dance.

Now it all depends on how well you can claim that the thing between your legs is a magical tool.

Keith remade his face.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes! ... I'm scared, but if it's for Keith-sama's sake, I'll do it!!"

"Princess!"

"Keith-sama!!"

The two of them embrace each other like in the final act of a cheap play.

"We don't have much time! Let's do that magic quickly!!"

Nia urged, thinking about class time.

For Keith, it's essentially a message to hurry up and do it, so it makes him laugh.

"Yes, Princess... but before that, please take a look at the magical item that has fused with me."

"..?"

"It's fine. Since you're fused with me, your eyes won't be ruined. However... I wonder if the Princess can withstand that hideous shape..."

"It's alright! I'll show you I can endure it!"

"is that so!!"

Keith did as he was told, got on his knees and took off his pants.

"Huh? Whaaaaaaat!!!"