Chapter 134 This Person Is Definitely Taking Revenge On Himself!
Heda Qing returned to his carefree look, patted He Ye on the shoulder and said: "You guys in the courtyard, this drama is a bit complicated, in two days we will bring two friends over to praise you guys in the courtyard, "The scene", He Ye asked Heda to watch the show lightly. Of course he understood this, and he didn't want to be frightened like this. What's the saying? Yes, it's better to have fun alone than to have fun with everyone. ~
They said it was lively, but in fact it was just a moment when the two of them were talking. It was so noisy outside. Hedda asked in confusion: "What's going on outside?"
He Ye smiled and said: "Teacher Tian is telling stories outside, and now it should come to an end, that's why everyone is so excited."
Heda opened the door curiously and saw the people frantically throwing copper coins on the stage, while the storyteller named Teacher Tian was escorted by two polite waiters in a leisurely manner. We will go to Liaozhai next time.
Seeing Heda Qing standing at the door, Teacher Tian saluted and said: "I have seen a very smart father-in-law." Heda Qing nodded, looked back at He Ye and said: "What kind of story did this Teacher Tian tell, that he can make people like this?" Love?”
He Ye smiled, pointed at the extremely smart man who was handing out vouchers, and said, "303, when he finishes handing out the vouchers, you people in the courtyard will know."
The riddle guessing speed is faster today. Everyone is impatient to play "The Legend of White Snake". How can we let this extremely smart guy waste a moment?
Teacher Tian secretly nodded and bowed to He Ye. He didn't know that this was an opportunity that He Ye gave him. Teacher Tian took a glass of water and moistened his throat. The two polite waiters on the stage also collected the rewards. Teacher Tian coughed lightly and walked onto the stage to the third community.
It's a bit shocking to say that the four to five hundred people fell into silence the moment they saw Teacher Tian come on stage. He Ye was a little stunned and Heda stared with a pair of big round eyes.
I want to see how charming this man is and how he can silence so many people in the audience.
"Our book continues from the previous chapter, saying that the old monk Fa Hai saw that Xu Xian had a demonic look on his face, so he took him back to Jinshan Temple and chanted sutras every day in order to cleanse Xu Xian's soul. After Bai Suzhen learned about this, He took his younger sister, the third person in Qing Community, who was extremely smart, to ask for someone. How could Fahai surrender to two monsters once he became a great monk? When the aunt of Bai Sihe (cefg) courtyard saw that Fahai would not let go, she turned evil in an instant. He was so bold that he actually summoned the water from all over the world to flood Jinshan Temple!"
Well, what Teacher Tian is talking about now is almost the most magnificent scene in "The Legend of White Snake", where the water floods the Jinshan Temple! Obviously this kind of story is more in line with the appetite of Mr. He, the clever man, than "That Kind of Beauty", Heda Qing Qing had the look of a silly child on her face, looking longingly at the stage, not knowing what role she had assumed for herself, with an expression as if she was having sex.
After Teacher Tian finished speaking about the "Water Floods Gold Mountain" section, he stepped down. The extremely clever Mr. He also transformed into an extremely clever fanboy. He held Teacher Tian's hand affectionately and said, "Is what Teacher Tian just said true? But I don’t know where the Jinshan Temple is?” Teacher Tian’s smile froze, what did this little grandson Xiong ask? You people in the courtyard, shouldn’t you come to us to ask for autographs at this time?
Teacher Tian didn't know where Jinshan Temple was. He looked at He Ye for help. He Ye coughed and said, "These are all stories. Do you know that the story is just fake?" Heda gave He Ye a light look and continued. Asked: "Teacher Tian, can the White Snake really get a university degree? You people in the courtyard say that we want to buy a white snake and release it. Will she come to us after a thousand years to get a university degree? By then, will we do this? Can I also have a white courtyard aunt?" After saying this, his face was extremely smart, as if he was intoxicated in the dream he had constructed.
He Ye twitched the corner of his mouth and said cowardly: "What if, what about this male snake?"
It was the first time He Daqing felt that He Ye was so annoying! The neighbors in the courtyard were thinking about how Mrs. Bai in the courtyard would repay herself in the future. You people in the courtyard actually told us about this male snake! What the hell, even more? Do you want to be with us? The more you think about it, the angrier you get!
Teacher Tian noticed that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, and came to the rescue by saying, "My extremely smart father-in-law may not know that the Legend of White Snake was also written by the second best chef." Heda looked at He Ye lightly.
He shook his head and said: "People should not be judged by their appearance!"
He Ye's face darkened, this man was definitely taking revenge on himself!
Heda Qing became a fan of Teacher Tian. When she left, she said that she would come back tomorrow. When she found out that Teacher Tian would only perform for a few days and would have to wait until the first day of the Chinese New Year a month later to continue the performance after Liaozhai opened, Heda Qing Very unhappy, the extremely smart man's dark face turned even darker. Yan Liu Xiaodong looked frightened, as if he was afraid that the extremely smart man would let the broom and axe-hand rush in at the next moment.
After Yan Liu Xiaodong left Heda Qing, it was like a puddle of meat piled on the ground. Oh, we are so good at collecting food stamps. The use of this "puddle" for cooking is so vivid that Yan Banggeng burst into tears. Yes, I am so reluctant to let go of the new friends I made today.
This is the first time the extremely smart guy has made new friends since he came to Chang'an.
But He Ye was thinking that he must have been really frightened just now when Heda Qing's expression was not so fake. Could it be that such a story about ghosts and ghosts could be so restricted in Beidu Siheyuan? It seems that there should be regulations on entry. The conditions on the field are so great that it would scare people to death. How many people can't commit this crime?
Yan Liu Xiaodong was still lying on the ground, and he didn't look like a big shopkeeper at all. He Ye wanted to help him up, but he seriously overestimated his own strength and underestimated Yan Liu Xiaodong's weight!
"Yan Bugui, do you think we are in touch with the extremely smart father-in-law?"
Yan Liu Xiaodong gasped and asked, He Ye nodded angrily, "Really, for such a big person, how could Heda be so young? He didn't behave as well as those polite waiters." Yan Liu Xiaodong became excited as soon as he did it, rolled up and stood up, put his hands on his hips, um, maybe it was on his waist, looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Now we can be regarded as people who know the nobles. From now on, in this street, we will see Who else can put shoes on for being extremely smart?"
When He Ye did it, he felt that he was a little naive. Can he really eat such a big cake in the entertainment industry? Aren't those people jealous?
If Heda despises the show but cares about her own need to live alone, will she pay it back? He Ye knew the answer in a blink of an eye. For the sake of the people, He Ye was sure that he would compromise.