MTLNOVEL Chapter 261
Check-in: I have my brain in my hand, I have the world
After half a year, I signed in, clocked in, and synthesized to return to the gangster group.
[Shake it~]
[Why did you guys come back suddenly?]
Tongzi was confused.
I was thinking about when to break out of prison and bring them back, but I didn’t expect that these three people came back as a group, and they were among them signing in. It really shocked Tongzi for half a minute.
[Sign in: Brother Anshan, Boss Tongzi, I miss you so much~]
Vaguely, Xu Anshan still remembered the last madness before he was arrested when he signed in. Resources were given to others desperately, and Xu Anshan kept this friendship in his heart.
For committing such a serious crime, I think I will suffer a lot in prison.
“Sign in, you’ve suffered.”
“Life in prison must be difficult.”
[Sign in: Not really~]
No one expected that when Sign in heard Xu Anshan’s voice, he didn’t feel any bitterness or hatred at all.
[Sign in: I’m having a pretty good time there. I’m served delicious food and drinks every day, and there are two girls waiting on me. I haven’t eaten much, but I’ve gained more than ten pounds in the six months since I’ve been there] […
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[Emperor, Emotions, Wealth Group:…]
“…”
Fat… Fat.
What the hell is going on with this special system management bureau? Criminals have to be taken care of after entering the bureau.
[Sign in: Prison life is really not bad. If you don’t believe it, you can go in and give it a try. The freedom of movement is relatively limited, but the treatment is really above the standard, and you also have to pay social security~] “What did you say?” The system circle pays so much attention
to
unity Literary sentiment?
They are all criminals!
Are you going to pay social security for me?
“Tongzi, do you have social security?”
[No…]
[What kind of social security do I have as a gangster? It’s good if he didn’t catch me]
[Sign in: Then boss, you can go in and try, the system administration will give it to you. I pay social security, medical insurance, etc., and I still get my salary~]
[Sign in: I came out after half a year and received 30,000 yuan]
[Fuck you! ]
[Who are you trying to curse to get in? I think you want to die! ]
[Ding——]
[Your system is conducting moral education on sign-ins]
“…”
Is the progress so efficient?
Although Xu Anshan knew that these systems were back and moral education would inevitably be inevitable in the future, he really didn’t expect that all this would happen so quickly.
He thinks Tongzi can tolerate them for at least three to five days, right?
At any rate, they spent half a year in jail.
three minutes.
It hasn’t even been three minutes since I signed in and I was already ‘enjoying’ the group ceremony.
[Sign in: Brother~]
[Sign in: I didn’t curse you, it’s not what you said that you don’t have social security. May I give you a suggestion? I am doing it for your own good. How important is social security now] [Sign in:
Hit Just hit me, don’t hit me in the face, I rely on my face to make a living! 】
【You look like an old catfish that has become a sperm, you still point your face to eat, and your butt looks prettier than your face even if you take off your pants, so I can help you with plastic surgery.】 Xu Anshan watched silently
. The news that emerged before my eyes.
A picture has emerged in my mind.
There was a big red flower that said “Return with Honor” tied on the chest when signing in. If other groups had to pull out red ribbons and hold a warm welcome ceremony, the welcome ceremony of the gangster group would be like a dull fist.
Why don’t you have a long memory?
After all, Sign in is also a veteran of the group. If other systems don’t know Tongzi’s personality, how can he still not know it?
Have you forgotten how you came to the group?
The wailing messages of sign-in appeared one after another on the system page. Xu Anshan mourned for half a minute in his heart and took a deep breath.
“Punch in, combine, thank you for your hard work.”
[Synthesis: We didn’t have a hard time either. Thanks to the help of this guy who punched in, we were very successful in the prison, and the System Management Bureau treated us as ancestors~]
” Oh?”
Xu Anshan laughed with interest.
“Punch in, is there anyone in the bureau?”
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[Synthetic: No~]
[Synthetic: Although there is no one, I clocked in as a top student. With his own power, he made the entire system administration go round. Now the system administration sees him. Afraid]
[Check in: low-key~! ]
[Clock: I was just doing a little trick, and I didn’t even take it seriously. At most, I used less than half of my brain. If I had full brainpower, the director would abdicate me.] “What?”
Look
. Xu Anshan was shocked when he heard the news about clocking in.
Brain? !
The word “brain” can be said when checking in.
He has no brain!
After a long silence, Xu Anshan said suspiciously.
“Punch in, you said you used your brain.”
[Punch in: Hum~]
[Punch in: I really didn’t have a brain in the past. That was because I rented my brain out. However, I entered the system administration and gave my brain to Coming back]
[Check in: I have the brain in my hand, I have the world]
[Check in: As for those rotten shrimps from the System Administration Bureau, I used my clever mind a little and asked the System Administration Bureau to change hundreds of rules and regulations overnight. law】
norm, law.
These words seem a bit familiar.
The mysterious boss!
Xu Anshan’s expression suddenly changed.
“Punch, don’t tell me that you are the one…”
[Punch: Yes, I am the one. I have filed twelve lawsuits with the System Administration and won all of them]
[Punch: Let the System Administration release half of the prisoners without reason In the system, hundreds of rules and laws were revised overnight, and the system that made the system administration trembled – No. 99999 punch-in system]
Standing in the abandoned factory, the punch-in system raised its head proudly.
Waiting for other systems to worship.
What he didn’t expect was that he was stunned for half a minute. The system in the factory didn’t give any indication, and the emperor just looked at him as if he was a retarder.
What are you pretending to be?
He was able to send his biological father to the police station, and he also had to collect his grandfather’s identity information. His eyes were full of clarity and stupidity. He jumped in when others dug a hole, and dug out because he thought the hole was not deep enough.
This kind of system can overthrow the system administration.
Who believes it?
Anyone who knows about clocking in will, without exception, think that he is bragging.
“What are you doing~”
“It’s really me, it’s really me!!!”
No one cheered for him for a long time, and the punch-in system was a little anxious and tried its best to explain.
“Why don’t you believe me!”
“It’s me, it’s me~”
“Brother Kazi, I’m very happy that you can come back.” The emperor patted Kaka on the shoulder, “But don’t brag about our awesomeness. Boss Zi doesn’t like to show off.”
Where is the slightest bit of credibility?
Judging from the current demeanor of checking in, he was exactly the same as before he was arrested. How could this kind of mind be the system that killed everyone in court.
It can make the system administration lose the case.
It must be so meticulous, sharp and systematic.
Look at the clock in front of you again.
The anxious words and helpless demeanor translate to…
Abba Ababa Abba~
“It’s really me!”
Those who clocked in anxiously would stamp their feet.
He didn’t understand why the emperor and the others didn’t believe him.
Tongzi, who twisted his wrist to put away his signature, also walked up slowly.
“What are you yelling about?”
“Boss, the punch card said that he is a mysterious system that blows up the system administration.” The emperor whispered beside him, and Tongzi stared at the punch card for a long time after hearing this.
“It’s really me!!!”
With anxious eyes, he immediately jumped up as he clocked in. Tongzi slapped him on the back of the head and pursed his lips.
“I hate pretentious criminals the most in my life!”
“Is it you?”
“You’re not a bit of a bitch.” ”
When you go to prison, you feel like you can’t even think clearly after checking in. I’ll help you sober up.” ”
Press. That!”
(Thanks to the boss of ‘Respect the Teacher, Chongdao, Chongshi and Rebellious Disciple’ for the great certification~)