Fou's Snippet Book

Chapter 19: Tamamo Transmigration Troubles - 1 "CYOA"



"Well, let's spin the wheel of trouble." A young man sitting in front of his computer spoke aloud, bags under his eyes with numerous caffeinated drinks scattered around his keyboard and mouse. He watched the wheel spin on his computer, revolution after revolution to decide what random 'CYOA' he would do for fun during this insomniatic night.
The wheel abruptly stopped, landing on a pink slice with three capital t's. "Tamamo Transmigration Troubles, eh? Well, Waifu for Laifu." He glanced to his left, seeing what one might describe as a shrine to the fictional fox lady.

========================================================================TargetWho is going through the CYOA?

YouSomeone ElseOriginal CharacterMeta========================================================================

"If I select myself or someone else, I get five-points for both sections… But that meta option costs 10-points for her and 5 for me, while the Original Character gives nothing…"
He stayed on the page, analysis paralysis gripping his heart as he wanted to have fun, but he didn't want to create a god…
"Fuck it! Myself it is, we ball with the Waifu!"
And despite all that, he chose the one that allowed him to have the most fun.

========================================================================DifficultyHow many points do you start with? Has no bearing on the rest of the CYOA.

Extremely EasyEasyNormalHardVery HardGod ModeGrim Mode========================================================================

He recoiled at seeing the one labelled 'Grim', instantly ruling it out.
"Fuck that noise, I'm not going to cost myself twelve of her points just to give myself sixty-nine! And fuck that 'God Mode' five-hundred points for us both is ludicrous!"
Anger flashed across his face as he slammed the Extremely Easy button, earning himself 10 points for both of them.

========================================================================Tamamo TypeWhat sort of being is your Tamamo?

HumanSuperhumanGod========================================================================

He was presented with 3 choices, one that put them on even grounds, one where she was better than he was and one-
"Heheheh… I could have my goddess." He leaned back, his chair creaking as it normally did. The thing was 21 years old at this point, and still supported his rather lithe swimmers build.

========================================================================GodYour Tamamo is a Goddess far beyond your comprehension who has taken an interest in you, who desires from you amusement most of all.========================================================================

"Alas, unfortunately… This will never be real… At least this is good exercise for writing! Get's the brain thinking!" He chipperly turned to the body pillow on his bed behind him, the smiling fully clothed Tamamo-no-mae smiling at him with open arms, making him melt.
"Flavour time!"

========================================================================Tamamo FlavorWhat sort of person is your Tamamo?

Tamamo VanillaTamamo SharkTamamo CatTamamo KoyanskayaTamamo FutureTamamo AlterTamamo ForeignerTamamo Alter EgoKnown Tamamo========================================================================

"Alright let's see here, we have the Classic, the Lancer, the Berserker, the Assassin, the priest looking one-" He paused, looking at Tamamo Alter and reading her description.
"Counter Guardian Tamamo… Tanned, whitish-pink hair…" He pants grew tight and drool dropped from his lip for s second before he recollected himself.
It didn't matter what the rest was as he clicked on Alter and moved to the next page.

========================================================================Tamamo ToolJust what did you use to summon your Tamamo?

FlukeStand Arrow (JJBA)Code Casts (Fate Extra)Magecraft (Fate/Stay Night)Spirit User (Re:Zero)Witchcraft & Wizardry (Harry Potter)Aura (RWBY)Magician (Toaru)Clever Craft (Elder Scrolls)Ninjutsu (Naruto)Mystic Arts (MCU)Devil (DxD)Emblem Ring (Fire Emblem)Summoning Magic (Fire Emblem)Tier Magic (Overlord)Sorcery (Sorcerer's Apprentice)Warlock (DnD)Jewel Seeds (Lyrical Nanoha)Time Vortex (Doctor Who)

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The screen was filled with options, so many different things to chose from that could make for such an interesting story.
"The Stand Arrow, would basically link us together via the soul… When one got hurt, the other would as well…" His face turned troubled as he looked further through, and his brows raised higher than ever before at the Doctor Who option.
"Never expected to find you here, Doctor!" He chuckled, thinking of the numerous adventures that man got up to in the TV series.
"Code Casts means I'm adept at hacking, Magecraft means I can use Nasuverse magic…" He mumbled to himself as he read over each and every option, dismissing some out-right like the Harry Porter, Re:Zero and DXD methods.
"I really rather do the Warlock option… But I would prefer to be soul linked." He compared the options for a moment before metaphorically stabbing himself in the heart with an arrow and moving on.

========================================================================Tamamo WorldThe world that you and Tamamo are transported to. You and Tamamo start with the ability to speak and read the local languages of your first world, and have the base physiologies of the people there.========================================================================

A list appeared before him, one he carefully scrutinized over before looking back to his shrine to discuss this with his Waifu.
"The first is just an alternate earth of my current one, nothing fun to be had there…" He gave a side eye to the next option, not even considering it viable despite the gains he stood to gain.
"Earth bet is just a fucking shithole, nor do I want to go to Fire Emblem! I know jack shit about both besides a bit of fucking fannon." He cussed at the screen, biting his thumb as he allowed the silence of the room to settle, imagining his Waifu reprimanding him for swearing before sighing and continuing.
"Fuck Harry Potter, I've had too much writing and reading with that world, I don't know jack about DXD and Danmachi nor do I wish to possibly deal with the fucking Helltaker." He eyed the Tamamo in the Helltaker style for a second, finding it to do nothing for him.
"Tried watching Monogatari, was too confusing, and I don't wanna get exorcised. Naruto is interesting, Nasuverse is a safe bet and I don't care enough about Pokémon…" He eyes the RWBY and Splatoon options for a second.
"I don't know what Toaru is, Gensokyo would be an okay choice… I think… I mean, I would have a goddess on my side." He skipped over the Lost option for a second, locking onto the Overwatch world.
"Overwatch really hasn't been the same since they deleted the first game…" He turned back to the Lost option, what is essentially 'Pick whatever world you want. Except Strike the Blood.'
"I don't even know what the hell Strike the Blood is, Lost it is!" He enthusiastically called as he moved on. "Now time to pick my danger level. Impotent Danger loses me a point, Low Danger cost me nothing."
He paused for a moment, really questioning if he wanted to deal with even more danger in this hypothetical.
"Medium gives us a point each, High gives double the medium, and Absurd gives Waifu an extra on top of the high amount."
Eventually he just decided to play it safe with low danger and not possibly kill himself with something he couldn't predict.
"Tamamo Scenarios Time!"

========================================================================Tamamo ScenariosYou can choose certain Scenarios to get involved in. Circumstances conspire to have you end up embroiled in the scenario regardless of what you do========================================================================

"While there are so many different options to pick from… I'm going to go with a Holy Grail War." He shrugged, as if causing one of those was no biggie in his new fan fiction he would write from this.
"I already have a goddess on my side, I could probably have her straight-up wave her hand and eliminate all the servants and keep the Holy Grail, and it's Monkey Paw wish in a box for later.
Idly, he moved to the next page, scrolling through the perks and just taking whatever he felt like at the moment.

========================================================================Tamamo PerksVarious bonuses that can help you and Tamamo out.

Be the Hakuno(n)Domestic HusbandPhysically FitIt Just ClicksPerfect TimingEasy FittingsDreamyTamamo Bonding DreamsIt's so Fluffy!========================================================================

He looked over his options, nodding in acceptance at them, and moved on to the drawbacks.
He spent longer on this section, going over the options and picking them out by hand.
"Handicapped, I can lose my left eye just fine! Nearly blind in it now anyway… Amnesia, just matches me up with Hakono, I might be turned into a girl but fuck it we ball, YURI ALL THE WAY!" He stood up, whisper shouting it before dropping back into his chair.
"Dead Hero is very interesting, especially since if Kirito is dead, who would save that world?" He hummed to himself, imagining a world without The Black Swordsman… "I wouldn't want that but… Maybe with a Goddess, she could revive him?" He quietly contemplated the option, wondering how he could act in SAO without the infamous Beater.
"Nah, too much work" He once more shrugged, moving on to the items section.

========================================================================Tamamo DrawbacksVarious drawbacks that you and Tamamo can accept in exchange for more points.

HandicappedAmnesia========================================================================

"Convert a couple Tamamo Points to normal points…"

========================================================================Tamamo ItemsHere you can buy items to help you on your journey.Command Seals X7HomeRace CarClothing ChangesTamamo Phone (Mufu-Mufu Button)========================================================================

Smiling, he ignored the Pen Pals and tab and copy-pasted his picks into a text document with gusto.
"Alright, now it's time for a swim!" He quickly stood up, shutting his PC down and getting his things ready to head to his outdoor pool. Little did he know, an evil smile appeared across his turned off-screen.
[SPOILER="CYOA LINK"]
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