MTLNOVEL Chapter 625
"I heard that Erlang God is afraid of his wife, and the West Sea Dragon Third Princess wants to continue the bloodline with him, giving birth to offspring, and usually doesn't allow him out of Guan River Mouth.
It's estimated that this guy was squeezed too miserably and sneaked out from his wife's boudoir, then heard about the Westward Journey calamity and wanted to grab some merit, strengthen two iron kidneys, so he rashly came here."
Old Xi said teasingly, with a tone of schadenfreude.
Following Chen Sanzang all day, he gets bored and naturally gossips about these heavenly immortals and Buddha heads.
Recently, he even joined a fun group chat, with over ten thousand people, each one talented, speaks nicely, and loves to chat about various gossip.
Hmm, the technical support for the group chat was established with reference to Pig God's boss's chat group, full of those high-end players from the Reincarnation Hall.
Among them, a few talents, relying on Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level, ran to Guan River Mouth and eavesdropped on the corners for dozens of days.
To eavesdrop, these talents really showcased their skills, sometimes one would lure away the barks-at-heaven dog, teasing this silly dog to roam the street.
At least being chased by the barks-at-heaven dog from dozens of Penglai East Roads to the South Heavenly Gate along the heavenly street.
Some even used the beauty dog plan, gathering hundreds of colorful pretty female dog demons from the world, nearly making the barks-at-heaven dog's male dog waist break, almost squeezed his cultivation dry and dropped a big realm.
Hundreds of barks-at-heaven dog's offspring were born, each with extraordinary bloodline, born as immortal dogs.
However, barks-at-heaven dog knew he made a mistake, and bringing back so many dogs, would definitely get skinned alive by his master, like when he unsuccessfully tracked Zixia Fairy and got cooked into a dog meat hotpot.
Having been made into a dog day hotpot, it has experience!
Not mentioning the unscrupulous deeds of his master, there are hardly any good immortals up there, more than a few dozens are coveting his body!
The only comforting thing for barks-at-heaven dog is, even being made into a dog day hotpot by those immortals, they would send him into reincarnation, continuing into the Beast Path, once again becoming a dog demon, and giving him many immortal pills and spiritual medicine.
Otherwise, how could he have attained such cultivation?
So he could only part with love painfully, handing over these pups to those talents who specially eavesdrop on his master.
In short, the master being intimate with Princess Long San every day makes barks-at-heaven dog a single dog crazily eat dog food, so he must also break away from being single, and surpass his master.
Humph, why does the master only care about being affectionate, completely neglecting this single dog?
Now, humph humph, barks-at-heaven dog also has a family, over a hundred beautiful female dog demons, making him unable to get out of bed.
Unlike his master, being affectionate with Princess Long San for so long and still hasn't conceived an offspring.
Old Xi just loves watching and listening to the video and voice messages from these talents.
Chen Sanzang and Old Xi driving the little tiger forward while playing the video and voice information of Erlang God in their minds.
Some mischievous system even directly greeted Erlang God and then without hesitation transmitted a video to him.
As for the video content, naturally it's the clips recorded by those talents eavesdropping at Guan River Mouth~~.
Originally about to descend and forcibly kill the Tiger Demon, Erlang God seemed struck by thunder in shock, frozen in the clouds.
Instantly, Erlang God Yang Jian, furious with smoke puffing, without saying anything drew out his three-pointed double-edged blade, rushing towards Guan River Mouth with sparks carrying wind and lightning, faster than Sun Wukong's somersault cloud.
In the hot summer, it's time for the dog day flavors, must slaughter the barks-at-heaven dog for a dog day hotpot, to nourish his kidney squeezed by his wife!
As for those eavesdropping evildoers, must be hung up, skinned alive and tortured for eighty-one years to allow them release to return!
In Chen Sanzang's sea of consciousness, it's playing Erlang God running away scene.
Two unscrupulous guys laughed together.
As for whether those talents would be caught by Erlang God, well, rather die for a friend than a poor dao, instead of letting Erlang God follow, exposing some actions, better let this god go back to prune people.
After driving Erlang God away, Chen Sanzang manipulated the little tiger, leisurely moving forward, even extending his Taiyi Golden Immortal level divine sense.
There's nothing on the ground that can threaten him, but lurking in the high sky, there are quite a few immortals and gods.
Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.
"Tsk tsk, I just started on the Westward Journey road, and these immortals already leaned over, ready to arrange us tightly."
Tang Sanzang's journey to the Western Heaven for scriptures is ultimately a joke, being arranged by these immortals, Buddhas, gods, and ghosts all the way, completely manipulated in their stance.
However, Chen Sanzang, he's to become Namo Gatling Buddha, the future big boss of Western teaching, how will he be controlled by these guys?
"Old Xi, can you shield the breath of a hundred miles around?"
"San Zang, what do you want to do?"
Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan these people hid well but didn't detect Chen Sanzang's Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation, instead thought he was just a Heavenly Immortal.
"This group of Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan, altogether thirty-nine immortals and Buddha heads, not one reaching Daluo level, should we secretly transcend them all?"