MTLNOVEL Chapter 632
"Rumor has it that the Erlang God is afraid of his wife, and the West Sea Dragon Third Princess Ao Cun wholeheartedly wants to continue his bloodline and bear offspring, so she usually doesn't allow him to leave Guan River Mouth.
It's guessed that this chap was squeezed too hard, sneaked out from his wife's boudoir, heard about the Great Calamity on the Westward Journey, wanting to share in the merits and strengthen himself with two iron kidneys, he ran here rashly."
Old Xi joked with a tone of schadenfreude.
Following this hapless Chen Sanzang every day, he got bored and naturally started gossiping about these Immortals, Buddhas, and Buddha Heads.
Recently, he joined an interesting group chat with thousands of people, every one of them talented, speaking pleasantly, and loving to chat about all kinds of gossip.
Yes, the group chat technology support was based on Pig God Boss's chat group, which he specifically established, filled with high-end players from the Reincarnation Hall.
Among them were a few talented people who, relying on their Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level, eavesdropped on the corners of Guan River Mouth for dozens of days.
To eavesdrop, these talents showed their skills; sometimes one would lure barks-at-heaven dog away, teasing this silly dog on a stroll.
At least chased by barks-at-heaven dog across dozens of Penglai East Road to South Heavenly Gate's Heavenly Street.
Even more talents used the beauty dog trick, gathering over a hundred colorful beautiful female dog demons, almost broke barks-at-heaven dog's male dog back, nearly squeezing out his cultivation level to drop a realm.
Moreover, hundreds of offspring of barks-at-heaven dog were born, each extraordinary in bloodline, born as Immortal Dogs.
However, barks-at-heaven dog knew he made a mistake, and bringing back so many puppies would surely get him skinned alive by his master, just like when he couldn't track Zixia Fairy and got stewed into dog meat hotpot back then.
Being made into dog day hotpot, barks-at-heaven dog had experience!
Talk not of his master's wicked deeds; there's hardly a good deity up there, and many crave his body!
The only comfort for barks-at-heaven dog is that even if those Immortals make him into a dog day hotpot, they will send him into Reincarnation, back to the Beast Path, transforming back into a dog demon with many benefits like Immortal Pills and Spiritual Medicine.
Otherwise, how else did barks-at-heaven dog achieve his cultivation level?
So, he could only painfully give away his pups to those talents who eavesdrop on his master's corners.
In short, his master enjoyed daily with Princess Long San, leaving barks-at-heaven dog as a single dog munching on dog food, so he sought to break free from singleness and surpass his master.
Humph, why let his master only focus on daily affection and completely ignore him, the single dog?
Now, ha-ha, barks-at-heaven dog has a family too, and it's over a hundred beautiful colored female dog demons, keeping him bed-bound.
Compared to his master's long-time affection with Princess Long San without even conceiving an heir.
Old Xi loved watching and listening to these talents' videos and voice messages.
Chen Sanzang and Old Xi drove the little tiger along while playing Erlang God's videos and voice messages in their heads.
A certain mischievous system even directly greeted Erlang God and then unhesitatingly transmitted a video to him.
As for the video content, naturally, it was the clips recorded by those talents while eavesdropping at Guan River Mouth~~.
Originally planning to descend and forcibly kill the tiger demon, Erlang God was struck by thunder, stunned, frozen in the clouds.
In just an instant, Erlang God Yang Jian angrily roared, smoking from his seven apertures, without a word, pulling out the three-pointed double-edged blade, rushing towards Guan River Mouth in sparks, gales, and lightning; faster than Sun Wukong's Somersault Cloud by three parts.
Under the scorching summer, just the flavor for dog day hotpot; must butcher barks-at-heaven dog for a dog day hotpot, to nourish his kidneys squeezed by his wife!
As for those eavesdropping pests, they must be hung up, skinned alive for eighty-one years before release!
In Chen Sanzang's Sea of Consciousness, the scene of Erlang God fleeing was playing.
Two unscrupulous fellows already laughed themselves into a huddle.
As for whether those talents would be caught by Erlang God, well, better the dead wayfarers than the living ones; rather than being exposed with Erlang God tagging along, better let this great deity go back and skin people.
Drove away Erlang God, Chen Sanzang, riding the little tiger, started leisurely moving forward, extending his Taiyi Golden Immortal level divine sense.
Nothing on the ground could threaten him, though in the high sky, many immortals were hidden.
Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.
"Tsk tsk, I just started the Westward journey, and these Immortals already closed in; seems like they're planning to arrange us tightly."
In truth, Tang Sanzang's journey to retrieve scriptures in the Western Heaven is a joke; entirely arranged by these Immortals, Buddhas, Gods, and Ghosts, manipulated as they pleased.
But as for Chen Sanzang, he aims to become Namo Gatling Buddha, the future head of Western Teaching; how could he be manipulated by these fellows?
"Old Xi, can you shield a hundred miles around us?"
"Sanzang, what do you plan to do?"
The Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan although hidden well, did not notice Chen Sanzang's Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation, instead thought him only a Heavenly Immortal.
"This group of Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan, a total of thirty-nine Immortals and Buddha Heads, none of their cultivation levels reaching Daluo; should we secretly transcend them all?"