Help! My Moms Are Overpowered Tyrants, and I’m Stuck as Their Baby!

Some girls have butterflies in their stomachs before a first date. I had a full-blown stampede: hooves, horns, and one suspiciously judgmental peacock. Not that I let anyone see it, of course. Mara Stormrider, Mistress of Mischief, Fencer of Fates, and according to at least two wanted posters—"dangerously persuasive with a broom," did not get nervous. I got… creative.

Which is how I ended up hiding in the supply closet, wielding a bouquet of self-tying ribbons and arguing with an enchanted hairbrush that had opinions about volume.

"Stop squirming," it snapped, bristles trembling. "This style is called 'roguish bard meets tragic heroine.'"

"I was aiming for 'effortless charm,'" I muttered, giving the bouquet a suspicious sniff. The ribbons immediately knotted themselves into a heart shape. Traitors.

It wasn't that Elira scared me. No, she terrified me. She was tall, composed, her every word a blade honed on years of etiquette drills and duels. Her smile made the bravest students back away in case they were about to be politely eviscerated. And this was the truly terrifying part she liked me. At least, I thought she did.

[You should just tell her you like her,] said a snide little voice that sounded suspiciously like my older sister. I ignored it with professional skill.

A knock at the door. "Mara?" Elira's voice: low, precise, edged with a warmth she showed almost no one. "You're not recruiting the cleaning supplies again, are you?"

I flung the door open, bouquet in hand. "Only as backup dancers. Shall we?"

Elira looked—well, unfair. Dark hair swept up, that navy blue jacket with the embroidered constellations, boots polished to a lethal shine. She quirked an eyebrow, but took the bouquet without comment, fingers brushing mine for a moment too long.

We walked through the castle, the after-dinner crowd thinning as the sky turned indigo and lamps bloomed to life. I had prepared, of course: scouted the most romantic spots, set up magical distractions, ensured no one would dare follow. It was just us, and the hush that settles when two people are trying very hard not to ruin a perfectly good thing by saying the wrong words.

"So," Elira said, voice soft as velvet, "where are you taking me?"

"Only the most exclusive location on campus," I replied. "Very hush-hush. Only the bravest have returned. Last one in's a cursed turnip."

She smiled gods help me, she smiled and let me lead her through a side door, up a winding stair, and into the old astronomy tower. Not technically off-limits, but the school rumor mill insisted the telescope once revealed a student's "secret feelings" to the whole assembly. Since then, the bravest lovers, or the most foolish, used it for their trysts.

I'd cleaned the place (with help from three sympathetic ghosts), laid out a blanket, and smuggled up contraband desserts from the kitchens. The view, all silver rooftops and wild gardens, was worth any risk.

Elira sat, folding her long legs with a grace I could only envy. "You know, Mara, this is unexpected."

"Not the word you're looking for, but I'll take it," I said, passing her a slice of chocolate cake and trying to keep my hands from shaking. "You don't have to eat it if you think it's poisoned. Riven taste-tested everything. If you get a vision of interpretive dancing mushrooms, that's just a side effect."

She laughed. "I have faced far worse than magical mushrooms. This is…" She paused, searching for the word, and for a heartbeat I thought she'd say "sweet." Instead, she said, "brave."

I nearly dropped my fork. "Brave?"

She nodded, looking out at the winking lanterns below. "Most people are frightened of me. You're not. Or if you are, you don't let it stop you."

I considered this, picking at a jam tart. "I'm afraid of lots of things. The Headmistress, Velka in a bad mood, low ceilings, chickens, my mother—"

"Chickens?" She was genuinely intrigued.

"It's the way they watch you," I said, shuddering. "Like they know things. Dark things."

She laughed again, a sound that made every part of me relax and tingle at once. "Mara Stormrider, fearless saboteur, slayer of chickens."

"Slayer of cake, at least," I corrected, taking a monstrous bite and instantly regretting it as crumbs went everywhere. "Elegant, right?"

Elira brushed a crumb from my cheek, her eyes softening. "You don't have to be elegant. I like you reckless."

There was a pause a fragile, golden hush. The kind that could tip, so easily, into disaster or wonder.

"I like you serious," I said, the words leaving my mouth before I could stop them. "You make me want to be better. Not less Mara, just…braver Mara."

She looked at me, searching for a joke. Finding none, she let her hand rest on mine. "We could be brave together."

Somewhere far below, a distant explosion probably Riven, mixing cookies and fireworks again reminded us the world was ridiculous and dangerous and wonderfully, stubbornly alive.

I squeezed her hand, feeling the world narrow to the space between us. "Elira… can I kiss you, or will that break some ancient code of etiquette?"

She grinned, all teeth and challenge. "You can try."

So I did.

It was not, strictly speaking, a kiss for the history books. Our noses bumped, and I was pretty sure I jabbed her in the chin with my overzealous enthusiasm. The cake plate skidded across the blanket, landing with a squelch in a smear of jam. But when our lips met awkward and honest and warm I felt something go loose and wild in my chest, like the moment just before a spell takes hold, when anything is possible and all the rules are waiting to be broken.

For a heartbeat, the world stilled. Even the ghosts lurking in the corners went politely silent. Elira's lips were soft, cool, and tasted faintly of stolen strawberries. I pulled away a little too quickly, breathless, suddenly convinced I'd just made a catastrophic mistake.

But Elira only looked at me, eyes darker than midnight and shining with a softness I'd never seen from her in all our months together.

"Not bad, Stormrider," she whispered, a hint of challenge still sparking in her tone. "Next time, aim a little to the left."

My cheeks flamed. "That's what I get for practicing on enchanted apples."

She laughed actual, delighted laughter, not the careful, measured amusement she reserved for the rest of the world. She tugged me closer, tucking my head under her chin in a way that was entirely unfair, given our height difference. "We'll work on it," she said, her fingers threading gently through my hair. "But for the record, I liked it."

I grinned, suddenly unafraid. "Good. Because I was worried I'd have to stage a dramatic rooftop duel with your etiquette tutor to prove my worth."

Elira snorted. "Please don't. Madam Thistlewick fights dirty."

We sprawled back on the blanket, staring up through the battered glass dome at the sky, where clouds and constellations played at being dragons and dancers. The moon was a pale coin in a velvet purse, and the whole world seemed to hold its breath for us.

I tried to remember the right thing to say, but all my clever words had evaporated somewhere between "awkward" and "amazing." So I said what was true. "I like you, Elira. Not just as a comrade-in-arms or an accomplice in chaos. I like you so much it makes my knees go wobbly and my head full of embarrassing poetry."

She turned, propping herself up on one elbow. "You write poetry?"

"Absolutely not," I lied, far too quickly.

She grinned, and the look she gave me could've thawed the school's entire winter storage of enchanted frost. "Mara, you're the bravest person I know. Not because you charge into trouble though, yes, you do but because you never hide your heart. Not really."

"That's only because I can't keep track of where I left it half the time."

She pressed her forehead to mine, breath mingling with mine in the cool night air. "Let's make a deal, then. I'll help you keep track of your heart, and you can keep getting us into trouble. Fair?"

"Very fair." I closed my eyes, letting myself fall not in the dangerous, literal way that usually happens to me, but in the way that meant trusting someone else to catch me.

We talked for a long while about nothing and everything. About growing up with too many rules and too few secrets, about the best hiding spots in the school, about what we were afraid of (mine: chickens; hers: her own reflection, sometimes). We confessed favorite foods, worst spells gone wrong, the most embarrassing moments we'd never dared tell anyone.

For every admission, there was laughter, or a gentle touch, or a promise I felt in my bones even if we never spoke it aloud. I'd always believed love was a lightning bolt sudden, destructive, impossible to ignore. But here, with Elira, it was something slower, a sunbeam creeping across cold stone, illuminating things I'd never dared to look at before.

Eventually, we polished off the last of the cake (the strawberry filling mysteriously gone, though Elira denied everything), and I found myself staring at her profile as she looked out over the rooftops. For a moment, she seemed almost lonely a warrior surveying her quiet kingdom, wondering if she was allowed to claim any part of it as hers.

"Do you ever think," I ventured, voice soft, "that we're just… making it up as we go?"

Her lips quirked. "Isn't that what bravery is?"

"Maybe. Or maybe it's just surviving long enough to tell the story."

She caught my hand, squeezed it tight. "Then let's survive together. And tell a better story."

Below us, a window burst open and a flurry of enchanted paper birds whirled up into the sky, a flock of wishes written by other students, other dreamers, scattering their secrets to the wind. I watched them soar, each a tiny declaration that chaos could be beautiful, too.

I turned back to Elira, and she smiled, a quiet, private thing. "I'm glad you kissed me first, Mara."

I grinned, feeling every part of me lighten. "Next time, I promise not to spill the cake."

She leaned in, lips brushing my cheek, lingering just long enough to make me shiver. "No promises. I like you messy."