Chapter 16 - A Broadcast with Sweet, Bitter, Salty, and Spicy Flavors (2)
-Ah please stop
-Ulari -> Ulri -> Ul -> U
-Ulri you fcking btch lololololololol
-Me
-Lock
-Me
-Galaxy War guys are all pissed off lol
-Lock
-Selling ears that haven’t heard
-Stop it..Stop it..Stop it..Stop it..Stop it..Stop it..Stop it..Stop it..
-Power struggle GOAT
-How about Ultrk?
“There’s no reason it can’t be. It’s not 1988 anymore, shouldn’t freedom of expression be guaranteed? Let’s respect each other’s ways of expression.”
‘ProHunter’ donated 1,000 won!
-‘The social nature of language’ means that it’s a social agreement created among language users through communication. This means that the social agreement on language cannot be arbitrarily changed by an individual.
I smirked and incited the viewers.
“I don’t know much about the social nature of language, but ProHunter’s social skills and tact seem to be lacking, like.”
-Agree
-Strongly agree
-Dislike
-Like lol
-Oh true lol
-Shooting a long text for 1000 won tsk
-Turn off the wiki
-Get rid of the know-it-all
-Get lost you bastard
-What’s the manager doing, f*ck
-Showing off knowledge again lol
“If you don’t know, memorize it. Hydralisk is Harari. Defiler is Dil. Psionic Storm is Sas.”
Then an angry donation came up again.
‘ㅇㅇ’ donated 1,000 won!
-Then what’s a tank? Siege Tank will die
“Tank is… Tangent K.”
-?
-Novel nonsense?
-What the hell are you talking about, crazy bitch
-Why is the abbreviation longer
I sighed in frustration and opened a notepad.
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Tank = tank = tan k = tangent k
You all learned sine, cosine, tangent, right?
Everyone must have completed regular education…?
“How’s that? My logic?”
-No, why is it getting longer
-Seems like the goal is just to piss people off
-Tangent K wtf lololololol
-Then is cosplay cosinplay, f*ck lol
-factos
-A joke that needs explanation is a failed joke
The chat window swelled up like Mount Vesuvius, about to erupt at any moment.
On the other hand, I was secretly rejoicing.
Judging by the intense reactions, tomorrow’s community front page will be buzzing with this controversy.
It was like that in the future too.
The monotonous sound of a cash register was heard.
One viewer who still couldn’t accept reality started to throw a tantrum.
‘CoMan’ donated 1,000 won!
-Sigh, it’s not Ulari but Ultra.
“Ulari.”
‘CoMan’ donated 5,000 won!
-Hak, just. It’s not Ulari but Ultra.
“Ulari.”
Finally, the refreshing sound of a fanfare rang out.
‘CoMan’ donated 50,000 won!
-What is Ultralisk?
…This is why I stream.
“Hehehe, Ultra-“
The Asia Broadcasting Gallery, usually bustling like a busy street, was unusually quiet today.
It was because it was the off-day for BJ Lilme, who always creates buzz in the industry.
[Asia Broadcasting Gallery]
-There’s f*cking nothing to eat today
-Isn’t Lilme streaming?
-Fact) Reason why Lilme ran today
-Level of 2nd-rate platform losing viewers to Twimer lol
-Hey honestly isn’t Lilme more of a Twimer style?
-Lilqueen extermination) Probably doing a fireworks train at the club again lol
-Miss you when you’re off, LilGOAT
-Lilme ahegao.gif
Whether the topic of the posts was praise or criticism, it was undeniable that most of the circulating gallery bait was about Lilme.
And then,
As soon as one post was uploaded, it received recommendations instantly and soared to become a trending post.
[Title: (Breaking) Lil-President Emergency Live Broadcast Notice.txt]
[Author: ㅇㅇ]
(BJ Lilme notice.jpg)
I’m targeting HaX who’s currently streaming on Twimer
I’ll start streaming in 5 minutes so sit tight with your butts glued to your seats
This is a really legendary legendary legendary issue
This can’t be overlooked for the pride of Asia’s top BJ Lilme
Ah and those fcking gallery guys praising and sneering saying I went to the club
I was going to go, yes. But fck, I’m streaming because that crazy bitch pissed me off
I’ll say it again
X-yoo streaming in the neighborhood <ㅡ I’m targeting this bastard now
How dare a 30K from a 2nd-rate platform try to die
Okay everyone’s got the coordinates so please launch a preemptive strike oppa-unnies gogo
https://twimer.com/1ujean0314
Likes: 566 Dislikes: 283
ㅇㅇ(113.61): Why bother someone who’s just streaming quietly
ㅇㅇ(51.43): Attack you f*cking bitches, Lil princess is speaking
ㅇㅇ(121.161): If you’re going to say HaX, X-yoo, why censor it
ㅇㅇ(183.123): Is this war? lol
ㅇㅇ(111.114): It’s not ‘mukga’ but ‘mukgwa’
└What do you expect from a syrup-line high school graduate who’s been streaming since 20 lol
└Idiot, you’re an empty head too, wtf is syrup-line
ㅇㅇ(59.17): This bitch is making shit up again
ㅇㅇ(58.41): Okay everyone let’s chant Lilme-up, I’ll start first LMU
└LMU
└LMU
ㅇㅇ(220.87): I’m really curious lol
ㅇㅇ(221.146): Let’s go in, spam LMU riot gogo
ㅇㅇ(125.133): Isn’t HaYoo Barcode?
“I’m really going on a tour performance today. Pros who aren’t confident, don’t queue for ranked now.”
I logged into
Friend requests had already piled up to 999.
The ID is already difficult and long, I wonder how everyone typed it.
Anyway, the urgent matter was to queue quickly.
The biggest problem I’m facing right now is that I have no time to play the game.
The viewers’ watching psychology is to feel vicarious satisfaction as I, an amateur, beat prominent pros, but if my skills deteriorate because I can’t secure practice time…
That would be the fastest way to ruin the broadcast.
Actually, I know. It’s a simple problem that could be solved if I quit my part-time jobs.
But…
I reminded myself of the purpose of appearing on
To appear on the broadcast as the eldest daughter of ten siblings and evoke as much sympathy from people as possible. To do that, I need to show my hard life through the camera.
PD Kim Hwachang would want that too.
It’s truly a dilemma…
Thinking a lot made my head dizzy like a tangled ball of thread.
Ah, whatever! Just queue!
“I’m starting.”
As I was about to press match, the chat looked unusual.
-?
-What’s that sound
-What’s that thumping sound
-So-ound
-I hear a baby ghost sound…
-Ddeok ddya…. ddeu ddai ddeok ddya ddya uh ddya ya!
“Ah, stop messing around. If you keep doing this, I’ll charge a ladder viewing fee.”
Even though I dismissed it, the chat room’s reaction remained the same. I carefully took out my earphones and listened.
Thump, thump, thump!
There really was a thumping sound.
“What the f*ck!”
As I was staring at the door, stiff with tension,
“…Unnie! Unnie!”
I heard a voice that melted my heart.
When I opened the door, our family’s youngest, Han Yeoreum, was standing there.
Calming my startled heart, I asked,
“Yeoreum, what’s wrong? Didn’t you do coco-nene?”
Beads of sweat were forming on Yeoreum’s forehead. Her face was already pale, and there were clear traces of tears at the corners of her eyes.
“What’s wrong, Yeoreum? Are you sick somewhere?”
I carefully felt Yeoreum’s forehead.
No fever…
“I had a ghost dweam. Scawy.”
The built-up worry melted away like snow.
“You had a ghost dream?”
“Uh-huh. Hug me.”
I hugged Yeoreum and sat on the chair.
“Yeoreum says she had a ghost dream. What should we do?”
-Lololololololol
-Coco-nene my ass
-Had a ghost dweam lol
-Cute kid
-Hello Yeoreum…?
-Don’t become like your unnie…
-Those were the good days…
-Ag lol
“You, get out.”
I kicked out one viewer and added,
“Mio, let’s manage quickly.”
“Unnie. Who are you talking to?”
“Mmm, uncles who catch ghosts.”
-Lololololololol
-There’s a money-collecting ghost next to you, Yeoreum…
-I sleep with the lights on too,, because I’m scared
-Look at how she doesn’t swear at all when her sibling comes
-Hunter, appears. (Public service)
Realizing this was the right moment for collection, I said,
“Yeoreum. Let’s ask the uncles for pocket money! Please give-“
“Pwease give-“
Yeoreum sniffled and cutely put her hands together.
-?
-?
-She sees this as a collection opportunity lol
-Ddeok ddya….ddeu ddya i!
‘Santa’ donated 1,000 won!
[Yeoreum, hello? This is a voice only you can hear.]
Yeoreum tilted her head at the donation voice coming from the speaker.
“Unnie. Someone talked to me!”
I answered, trying to hold back my laughter.
“Eh, you’re lying.”
“…It’s twue.”
Then another donation voice rang out.
‘Santa’ donated 1,000 won!
[Yeoreum. I am Santa Claus.]
“Oh! Santa talked to me!”
“Wow, really? Ask for 50,000 won.”
“Santa grandpa! Please give me 50,000 won!”
‘Santa’ donated 50,000 won!
[Ho ho. This is a gift for a good child.]
Well done, Han Yeoreum.
Yes. The eldest is struggling like this, so you should be a small help too!
“Yeoreum! Want to dance here what you learned at the talent show?”
“Dance? Okay!”
In that warm atmosphere,
A force appeared to throw cold water on it.
-Continental cuckoo) Neighbor targeting the host ㄷㄷ
-?
-?
-Who?
-LM
-Ah that XX?
-Don’t feed
-Is it real?
-Get rid of the baby faction
And then,
Like throwing a stone on a calm water surface, a fierce wave rose in the chat window.
-Lil
-me
-Lil
-Lil
-me
-?
-Lil
-me
-Riot
-?
-Get lost
-Riot
-Riot
Suddenly, the number of viewers increased to 50,000, and single-letter terrorism rained down in the chat window.
It was Lilme.
“Freezing the chat room.”
The chat window became quiet as if time had stopped.
Han Yujin, think calmly.
Looking at the current situation, Lilme has targeted me, and her malicious fans have rushed to me.
Then, what’s the clean way to overcome this situation?
Pressing the end broadcast button.
But something felt unreliable. It wasn’t like me.
Because,
It is the virtue of an ancient dancer to dance even when an arrow is aimed at her, and it is the virtue of a modern streamer.
“Unnie. Is something wrong? Are you sick?”
My stiff expression softened at Yeoreum’s cute voice. I looked down at Han Yeoreum with a bright smile.
“No. I’m just too happy.”
“Why?”
“Some unnie… no, auntie said she wants to play with me.”
“Really? Then let’s play! Auntie!”
I entered Asia TV on my phone. Lilme’s broadcast was right at the top.
[Ha,, Twimer HaYoo(Barcode) getting crushed today]
[73,669 viewers]
[BJ Lilme]
I tapped the screen to enter the broadcast.
A woman with platinum blonde dyed hair and tattoos all over both arms was staring with an irritated face.
She sighed deeply and then threw out one line.
─…Today I’m going all the way with HaYoo or whatever the f*ck.