I Brought Brainrot (Tiktok) to the One Piece World

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Rough laughter erupted in the shed, but everyone's eyes shone terrifyingly bright.

Bax wiped the sawdust from his face and pulled out a greasy ledger: "Let me calculate, there are twenty-five of us, and each person contributing 100 Berry can buy five!"

"Why buy five? One for each person!"

"That's right, I'll take out all my meal money too!"

"Yeah, you can only earn money with safety assured, I'll take out money too, buy them all!"

"We can't afford phones, but we can afford Impact Dials!"

"I heard that on some islands, phones only cost three or four hundred Berry, unlike here where they sell for fifty or sixty thousand Berry..."

"Stop talking, this phone is the reward for how well we worked in our group."

Ron, who was gnawing on black bread, suddenly raised his hand: "I'll pay double!" He patted the bulging dark pouch at his waist—it contained the wages he had just received today. "Get one for my wife too, she's always home alone."

When the bell for the end of the lunch break rang, the order had already been placed, and the Impact Dials had already arrived!

One for each person!

The workers shouldered their axes and headed towards the forest, their steps much lighter than usual.

Bax was the last to leave, he looked at the sparkling sea in the distance, and suddenly spat into the sea: "Just you wait, you scumbags."

Amidst the rustling trees, the cold gleam of more than twenty logging axes flickered in the forest, looking exactly like sharp blades about to be unsheathed.

The image of that survivor in the video, covered in dirt but with shining eyes, became a symbol of hope in the hearts of countless people at the bottom.

Five hundred Berry—just the cost of a meal, but it could be exchanged for the possibility of changing one's destiny.

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Sky Island · Angel Beach

"One million, twenty million, three hundred million..." Nami's eyes had completely turned into Berry symbols, her slender fingers rapidly moving across the mountain of orders, even her fingertips were red from friction.

There were traces of sweat on the phone screen,

At the entrance of the shop next to her, bundles of Impact Dials were being continuously transported by Sky Island residents using cloud ladders.

"Hey! You over there!" Nami suddenly jumped up, pointing at a few Sky Island people who were moving things. "Don't mix Breath Dials and Impact Dials together!"

She rushed over like a whirlwind, her long hair flying up in golden waves behind her. "These are high-grade goods that need a 30% price increase!"

They had been here for almost two months, and they didn't expect that the people here didn't know about phones,

And it was a chance opportunity, Usopp put the shells on the shopping cart, priced them at the sky-high price of 500 Berry just to try, and unexpectedly, someone actually bought them!

At that time, they couldn't believe it, and after confirming it several times, it turned out to be true!

After that, their unstoppable business path began!

Sanji poked his head out of the kitchen with a cigarette in his mouth: "Miss Nami~ Would you like a glass of iced orange juice to rest?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a phone was thrown at him, which he caught and started looking at,

"Rest? What rest!" Nami frantically pulled at her hair. "Just this morning's orders are enough to buy half of Cocoyasi Village!"

She suddenly came outside and shouted to the busy crowd: "Conis! Tell your people to look again for any limited edition Reject Dials!"

"Ah? Miss Nami, do you need more~"

"Okay! I'll go right away!"

Not far away, Luffy was having a great time playing with a dozen Sky Island children.

They were shooting fruit at each other with Impact Dials, and Luffy was laughing so hard he was bent over: "Hahaha, this is much more fun than using a slingshot! Usopp! Let's keep a few to play with too!"

"Idiot!" Nami punched Luffy's head with an iron fist. "These are for selling!"

Then she clicked the shipping button, watching the boxes of shells all being sucked into a black vortex, she happily rolled around: "Ah~ This is the taste of paradise..."

"Nami." Robin elegantly flipped through the ledger. "At this speed, we'll break the five hundred million mark tomorrow."

"Five hundred million?!" Nami suddenly sat up, her eyes flashing with even more dangerous light, she looked like she had eaten the Money-Money Fruit, and was about to awaken!

"Hey!" Zoro leaned against the mast holding his sword. "Aren't we here for an adventure?"

"What does a foolish swordsman know!" Nami counted the money without even looking up. "This is the adventure of the new era!"

She suddenly froze, and slowly looked up at the sky. "If only we had bought a ship full of phones on Jaya Island..." Regretful tears welled up in her eyes. "People here throw gold around like stones!"

Usopp suddenly ran over in a panic: "This is bad! Those priests are coming this way with the guard team! They say they want to collect some 'business tax'!"

The scene instantly fell silent.

Nami slowly stood up, locked the box full of shells, and gently patted it.

When she turned around, her face was already shrouded in a terrifying shadow: "It seems someone wants to touch my money..."

Luffy pressed down on his Straw Hat, revealing his signature grin: "Are we finally going to fight?"

"No." Nami pulled out Usopp's improved Clima-Tact from behind her, and lightning began to gather between the cloud bubbles. "This is legitimate self-defense to protect property."

Amidst the sky full of lightning, the Straw Hat Crew took on a fighting stance, they didn't expect to still face the so-called 'gods' here.

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Dressrosa,

Inside the hotel,

Ron leaned lazily on the leather sofa, sliding his finger across his phone screen, and scrolled to Nami's latest live streaming video—Sky Island specialty shell special.

"Impact Dials, Breath Dials, Tone Dials... Good heavens, they're even selling Reject Dials?"

Ron raised an eyebrow, watching Nami in the video introducing the various uses of the shells with shining eyes, and couldn't help but laugh out loud. "As expected of the Straw Hat Crew's financial manager, her business sense is incredible."

However, when Nami said with a look of regret at the end of the video: "It's a pity there are no phones on Sky Island, otherwise I could definitely earn more!" Ron's smile slightly froze.

"Tsk, that is indeed a problem..." He touched his chin, lost in thought.

Although Sky Island doesn't have a large population, even a small mosquito is still meat!

Moreover, the lifestyle of Sky Island people is completely different from that of the Blue Sea. If they could also join TikTok, it would not only increase the number of users but also enrich the platform's content ecosystem,

Think about it, the beautiful cloud sea scenery captured by Sky Island people, the daily life on Angel Beach, and even the exploration of the ruins of the Kingdom of God... It would definitely attract a large audience!

"I have to find a way to sell phones up there." Ron narrowed his eyes, then clicked on his contacts and dialed Morgans' video call.

Beep—Beep—

A few seconds later, the screen lit up, and Morgans' proud bird face appeared on the screen, with the busy editorial department of the World Economy Newspaper in the background.

"Yo! Boss Ron! What brings you here?" Morgans asked with a smile, a cigar in his mouth.