I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

Sun Xiaosheng also seemed to think that he should say something at this time, but he was helpless and didn't know what to say.

"Well, it's still a good atmosphere."

When Tang Sanzang saw the new dishes being served, he couldn't care less, and started to eat quickly!

At this time, the Wuji Kingdom had already replaced the prince as the emperor.

But don't say, this prince may have accumulated a lot of knowledge, or he has learned a lot of ways of governing the country from the new king.

He really managed the country well. Although he couldn't keep up with the time when the Green Lion King was there, it was better than the previous king.

Tang Sanzang didn't continue to talk to the little king, after all, everything is cause and effect, and now this difficulty is over.

If you are free to find things on your own, you will not be able to escape this cycle of cause and effect.

If you want to know why bastards live longer, the main reason is that bastards don't like to talk, that is to say, don't meddle in other people's business.

When Tang Sanzang, his master and his disciples were eating and drinking in the restaurant, the sky was full of singing and dancing.

What is this called?

There is nothing wrong in the world, let me be bothered by mediocrity.

During the days when Tang Sanzang and the others disappeared, all the bosses in the sky were restless, and various speculations and conspiracy theories were flying everywhere.

Suspicious all day long, can't sleep at all, use all kinds of substitutes and other methods, and fear that if I accidentally fall into someone else's pit.

Now Tang Sanzang finally appeared.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn it, it's finally over, it seems like I've thought too much about it before, what kind of life has it been these days?

Is this how people live? !

Come on!

Bring the fairy wine here for me, or I won't go home if I'm not drunk!

This kind of situation happened in almost every mansion and ashram in the sky.

All of a sudden, the price of the immortal wine in the sky soared, which made those Gao Lishi who made the wine earn a lot of power of faith.

If Monkey King had made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace at such a time, he might have slept in the Lingxiao Palace for two days and no one would have cared about him.

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===Chapter 734 Li Tianwang's Pain===

The Tushita Palace is 33 days away.

The Taishang Laojun was sitting in front of a mirror. There was a hill in front of him. He didn't know what the Taishang Laojun was looking at, but his face was full of sadness.

There is no way not to worry.

Because calculated according to this route, Tang Sanzang and the others will soon arrive at the territory of this red boy.

According to Taishang Laojun's previous script, Sun Wukong and the others must not be Honghai'er's opponents, and then Sun Wukong was forced to seek help from Guanyin Bodhisattva, and when Guanyin Bodhisattva came, he might be able to see Honghai'er's ability.

According to Guanyin Bodhisattva's consistent style, he will definitely take the red boy back, so that he can be ranked among the immortals.

After the last thousand years, when everyone has forgotten the origin of the red boy, and only knows that he is from Guanyin Bodhisattva's side, then he can find an opportunity to second him, and then it will be safer to stay by his side.

The big deal is to return Guanyin Bodhisattva's favor at that time, anyway, this old lady has a lot of things in her hands.

But it is different now.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, etc. are definitely not the opponents of Red Boy, but now there is Tang Sanzang.

According to the strength of this Tang Sanzang, I am afraid that the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva will not be able to make a move, and the red boy will be wiped out.

How good is this!

But I can't make a move clearly, because my traces are too heavy, and it will be associated with others.

At that time, his original intention will be exposed.

So Taishang Laojun was very distressed.

I was worrying, a little boy came to report.

"Master, Heavenly King Tota Li came to pay a visit, and he is at the door."

"Li Jing? What is he doing here?"

The Taishang Laojun is very curious. Although he is usually in this heaven, the status of the Taishang Laojun is not known to be much higher than that of Li Jing, and there is usually no intersection. After all, there are too many differences in levels.

But this Li Jing is very good at business, he is very favored in front of the Jade Emperor, and he has a lot of connections in this Buddhist family.

It's kind of interesting.

"Yoyo, isn't this Tota Li Tianwang? Why come to me when you have time?"

Taishang Laojun greeted him warmly.

"Hehe, Daozu was joking, what kind of tower do I drag now, it's gone."

Hearing Taishang Laojun's words, Li Tianwang's face turned blue and red. He thought that Taishang Laojun was deliberately teasing him. You must know that the matter of him holding a pile of shit that day was quickly spread in this heavenly court. opened.

I got very angry, and then I restrained it. Of course, this was only on the surface. People said it behind the scenes, and Li Tianwang couldn't feel it.

But since then, Li Tianwang's status and prestige in the heaven plummeted. For this reason, Li Tianwang was so worried that he couldn't eat all day long.

Other people's affairs are easy to handle, but even this Jade Emperor's attitude does not know what has happened recently, and whether he has also been affected by this.

Jade Emperor usually eats the fruit he handed over, but last time, he opened a banana with his own hands, but Jade Emperor didn't take it with his own hands, but asked Li Tianwang to put the banana on the table.

Li Tianwang's heart sank deeply.

Then when Li Tianwang left, he lingered at the door and peeked, and saw Jade Emperor throwing the uneaten bananas into the trash can.

This scene directly threw Li Tianwang's only hope into hell.

From then on, Li Tianwang almost lost his appearance as if he had suffered a serious illness.

I have been immersed in my frustration in the officialdom, and I forgot to sort out my own affairs.

In the past few days, Li Tianwang finally came out to relax, and then suddenly remembered that his pagoda was stolen.

Up to now, it seems that all people are stuck on the matter of carrying a pile of poop, while ignoring the matter of losing their pagoda.

You must know that this pagoda is the most precious treasure of the Buddhist family. If it is lost and found out, and a small report is sent to the Buddha, it will be completely over.

So Li Tianwang thought it over and decided to come to Taishang Laojun.

There are two main reasons. One is that this pagoda of mine can be said to be honorable. Although it does not mean that it is kept in my hand all the time, I also attach great importance to it. In the heavenly court, if you steal this pagoda right under your nose, there are not many in the sky and on the earth.

And Taishang Laojun's place is the scene of the last theft in the Heavenly Court, so Li Tianwang also wanted to compare the traces of the crime to see the difference.

Another thing is, if there is really no more, then Li Tianwang plans to take out all his collections and conditions, no matter what, he wants to persuade Taishang Laojun, the world's number one treasure manufacturer, to make another Linglong for himself. pagoda.

Although Taishang Laojun is a Taoist figure, at his level, there is no such thing as Buddhism and Taoism, only whether he wants to or not.

"Oh oh oh!"

Taishang Laojun seemed to have remembered such a thing, so he smiled and stopped mentioning it.

"Li Tianwang is a very busy person. If you have nothing to do, you can go to the Three Treasures Hall. If you have anything to say, you can just say it. I must know everything. I will try my best to do it. Li Tianwang can understand me if I can't do it." Is it because of your difficulties?"

Taishang Laojun poured Li Tianwang a cup of tea and said slowly.

"Ahem, this, yes, yes, that's for sure."

Li Tianwang cursed secretly in his heart, he is an old fox after all, this old thing looks like a businessman, he doesn't give himself face at all.

Li Tianwang's heart is very unbalanced, but there is no way.

After thinking about it, let's start with the theft case. After all, there is no need to hide this kind of thing from the Taishang Laojun. It has reached this level, and I can't know what I want to know.

"I don't want to hide this from Daozu. My Linglong Pagoda has been lost. To be precise, it was stolen."

Li Tianwang said to Taishang Laojun in a low voice.

"There is such a thing? Who can steal this Linglong Pagoda from your Li Tianwang? This person's methods must be extraordinary."

Taishang Laojun didn't answer the call, but ran back with the question.

"Then let me just say it straight, Taoist Ancestor, I suspect that the person who stole my Linglong Pagoda is the same person, or the same monkey, as the person who stole it from Tushita Palace hundreds of years ago." !"

It's no wonder that Li Tianwang is looking for trouble, the most important thing is that Sun Wukong and Sun Dasheng's stealing technology is too famous.

In the whole heaven and earth, there is no glorious history of Sun Wukong stealing things.

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===Chapter 735 Transaction===

First is the flat peach garden, then the fairy wine and fine wine, and then the elixir.

In terms of stealing skills, Sun Wukong's kung fu is simply standard.

72 Bian provides tools, and somersault cloud is to run away after succeeding.

Even if it is discovered, this somersault cloud will not be able to catch up for a while.

It can be seen from this that the Bodhi Patriarch properly taught students according to their aptitude. Look at his education awareness.

"Well, go ahead and talk."

Taishang Laojun is still unwilling to answer.

"I was just thinking about this, and I asked Daozu to analyze it for me to see if it was stolen by Monkey King. Besides, ahem, Daozu, you also know that my exquisite pagoda was given from Buddhism. I didn't ask for this on my own initiative, I'm not very familiar with that side, the main purpose is to prevent my ineffective son."

Li Tianwang didn't hide anything, and said it directly.

"Ang, Jiang Zi."

Taishang Laojun took a sip from his teacup and didn't speak, as if he was thinking about something.

When Li Tianwang saw it, he quickly said: "Of course I won't let Daozu Bai be busy. As long as this is mine, it will be yours."

"Ah."

Taishang Laojun still didn't answer, and remembered Li Tianwang was scratching his head.

The most important thing is that if Taishang Laojun doesn't help, I really don't know what to do.

In fact, it's not that Taishang Laojun really doesn't want to help, but is weighing, because he is already very busy with Hongbai's affairs, should he leave this matter to Li Jing?

If Li Jing was allowed to come forward, he could stay behind the scenes, but with Li Jing's connections, it would be easier to handle.

But is this Li Jing reliable?

He is an old fritter, once I let him know about this, it is equivalent to having a handle in his hands.

So Taishang Laojun was a little hesitant.

But Li Tianwang didn't know the reason for this, he was a little panicked when he saw Taishang Laojun frowning.

"Well, Daozu, do you want me to worship a godfather or something?"

Li Jing thought about it and gritted his teeth!

"Huh? What did you say? Godfather?"

Taishang Laojun came to his senses, you are already old, begging me to be your godfather, besides, if you beg me to be your godfather according to your seniority, it would be putting money on your ancestral grave.

Why do I sound like I'm scolding you?

As soon as Li Jing finished speaking, he regretted it. When he subdued others before, they all directly worshiped his godfather, which was an expression of absolute obedience.

But the object I use seems to be different. Who is Daozu?

It is estimated that it is bigger than this world, so if you pretend to be a godfather, wouldn't that offend others?

Thinking about changing his words, he couldn't change his words, so he was about to cry with his old face.

"Ancestor Dao, I said the wrong thing, I really forgot, I really can't help it, my current status can be said to be in jeopardy."

Li Jing fell to his knees with snot and tears.

You know, what Li Jing values ​​most is status, that is, official position, and he finally got to his current position. He never thought that he would return to the pre-liberation.

What's the matter?

I am not satisfied!

"Well, you get up first, how about this, I also have a matter here, you go and do it for me, and I will find a way to get you another Linglong Pagoda, by the way, your original Linglong Pagoda is no longer Found it?"