I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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This bone spirit is caused by resentment, and then stays on this bone to become a spirit. There are not too few monsters who have experienced similar experiences to her.

You said that if you expect this kind of monster to achieve immortality through serious cultivation, then you probably have to wait until the end of time.

Therefore, this news is very attractive to monsters like them.

But as for how to eat this, it all depends on imagination.

Under normal circumstances, if we eat something we have never seen before, we will deal with it according to our previous eating experience.

For example, in this ordinary world, when people in the village ate fish for the first time, they had never seen this fish.

So some people roast it the way they eat chicken, and some stew it the way they stew an old hen. In short, there are all kinds of dishes.

So when Bone Essence got this thing, he naturally dealt with it in the way he used to eat people.

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===Chapter 744 Chef, what to eat tonight===

There is no problem with this at all. If it is true that the white bone demon talks about eating Tang Sanzang in the same way, then the origin of the white bone demon is not so simple.

Another is a slightly more civilized method, directly steamed in a pot, or boiled.

This is a method commonly used by ordinary monsters.

The main reason is convenience.

You must know that before this time, you finally started to eat cooked food. You expect a group of monsters to contact the knife worker?

How about a sliced ​​cucumber?

So the way most monsters do is to imitate the appearance of human society, strip the ingredients, remove the hair, throw them in the steamer, and take them out white and tender, very nutritious.

Moreover, many monsters probably have gained experience from eating. The live things they just got can't be eaten again, and they usually have to be left for a few days.

Wait until the excrement, urine, fart, etc. are clean, and then eat it, then the taste will be much better.

At least it's clean, isn't it?

This is just like when we eat fish, we need to clean up the internal organs.

Of course, this is the one that is more particular.

And from this nutritional point of view, the steaming method can keep the original flavor of the ingredients to the greatest extent.

Among them, the ones who know how to do this are the Lion Spirit and the White Elephant Spirit in Shituoling.

After they caught Tang Seng and his disciples, they arranged for the little Zhuanfeng to find five little demons to fetch water, seven little demons to wash pots, ten little demons to light fires, and twenty little demons to carry them out of the iron cage.

I also know that when steaming steamed buns, the firepower of high and low levels is different.

Put Zhu Bajie, which is not easy to steam, at the bottom, on the top shelf.

Although the order is wrong, at least it can be seen that these monsters still have some common sense in this area.

This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that they arranged for the little demon to prepare garlic, salt and vinegar at the same time, and dip it in after steaming. Look at others, this is the same as the legendary saying that eating meat but not garlic, the fragrance Less than half is a reason.

Then there is the way of eating this big oil, which is not healthy, but the advantage is that the fried method tastes delicious.

This method is relatively complicated: first wrap Tang Seng with cloth, like a full-month baby, and then paint it with raw and cooked lacquer, leaving only the head and face outside, just like our deep-fried spring rolls.

After the preparations are done, set up a large pot, pour in clear oil, wait for the oil to boil, and then deep-fry Tang Seng whole.

The ingredients made in this way are charred on the outside and tender on the inside, with a fragrant fragrance.

But this way of eating was not this monster at the beginning, but Monkey King's previous sworn brother, but now he has almost become Tang Sanzang's younger brother Wuzhuangguan Zhenyuan Great Immortal.

That's how he described it at the time, but he certainly wouldn't eat it.

The latter way of eating is simpler and more elegant, that is, frying with sesame oil.

It was almost at the end of this journey of learning the scriptures that I met these three rhinoceros. The rhinoceros collected so much sesame oil from the common people that they could not run out, so they had to drink sesame oil for every meal.

Then there are some messy other ways to eat.

The most comical thing is the leopard spirit. After catching Tang Seng, he didn't know what to do.

This kind of situation is still very common in reality, especially some things that are not very common nowadays. Now that there is a network, you can go up and find out how to eat it, but if you don’t have this network before, you really don’t know. what to do.

For this reason, the little demons came up with ideas one after another, no less than holding a party.

To put it simply, there are almost several types. One is chopped and fried with big ingredients, and everyone shares the food. This is more democratic, and it doesn’t worry about scarcity but inequality.

Then there is the normal way of eating, that is, steaming and eating in a steamer, which is a popular way of eating.

There is also a special kind, which is salted and eaten. It may be that the little demon who made this opinion has a bit of a strong taste when eating, or it may be more talented. Seeing the preciousness of Tang Sanzang's meat , so it can be kept.

After all, this meat can be stored for a relatively long time after being marinated, and it will be very face-saving if fellow monsters drop by to give gifts or something in the future.

Of course, all the methods have failed. How can it be so simple to eat Tang Sanzang's meat?

And the one who really knows how to eat the meat of this Tang Sanzang is probably the golden-winged roc, the uncle of the Tathagata Buddha.

He told Xiaoyao that this Tang Monk should not be frightened, if he is frightened, his meat will be sour, not only will it taste bad, but also its efficacy will be reduced.

He asked the little demon to carry Tang Monk to the Golden Luan Hall in a sedan chair, and asked him to sit in the middle, offering tea and meals and serving him like an old man.

When Tang Seng is in a happy mood, it is not too late to use the knife.

It can also be seen from this that this monster, as long as it has a name and surname, has basically skipped the stage of drinking blood.

Their pursuit of delicious food has also reached a certain level, and this kind of expectation gave Tang Sanzang and the black fur monster the greatest convenience in their actions.

"Hey, is the chef going out to find ingredients?"

"Chef, look for it carefully, do you want to help?"

"Chef, what are you having for dinner tonight?"

Tang Sanzang led the black bear monster among groups of monsters, and there were monsters who greeted them constantly. No matter what Tang Sanzang and the black bear monster were doing on this mountain full of monsters, all the monsters would think that Tang Sanzang and the others were Working hard to make better food.

Therefore, none of the little monsters came to bother and interrogate.

Tang Sanzang took the black fur monster all the way to find it.

Finally saw this cave-like place.

"Stop, what are you doing?"

Tang Sanzang and the black fur monster were about to walk there, when a voice shouted in front of them.

It turned out that a bunch of monsters patrolling the mountain appeared. It was a bit strange to see Tang Sanzang and the black bear monster standing there looking at something.

Immediately stopped to interrogate.

"Um, brother, we are here to find some ingredients. I'm not thinking that the king has been working hard recently. I don't want to cook something delicious and send it to the king."

Tang Sanzang hurried forward and said.

To know this reaction, Tang Sanzang had practiced a lot before. For example, when he was in class, when he ran out from the back door, he happened to meet the dean of teaching affairs.

"What are you going to do?"

"Teacher, we don't feel well alone. It may be that we went to the cafeteria at noon to eat and the food was not very clean."

Then the dean ignored it, and hurriedly ran towards the cafeteria.

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===Chapter 745 One pot end===

Look, what is this called?

Unflappable!

graft!

"Oh oh oh. It turned out to be the chef on the 123rd floor. I was talking about you together just now. I heard from our brothers who patrolled the mountain that the broth you two made is almost nobody. What? When the time comes, our No. [-] Land will also do something.”

When the leader of the monster heard what Tang Sanzang said, he immediately relaxed his vigilance, and he had heard of their names.

"Oh oh oh, you know? Sigh, it's not that there are so many brothers over there, I really can't leave, we will come over after the business over there is over, and we must let the brothers eat well when the time comes."

Tang Sanzang hurried forward and said with a hippie smile.

After finishing speaking, the group of monsters patrolling the mountain walked away.

Not long after leaving, Tang Sanzang was about to take the bear monster to continue to investigate, but the bear monster stood there motionless.

When Tang Sanzang was going to pull the black fur monster angrily, the black fur monster suddenly slapped Tang Sanzang directly on the face.

Before Tang Sanzang could react, he was directly pressed to the ground by the black bear monster's thick and big feet.

"Say, who are you?!"

"Where is my master!"

The black bear monster said to Tang Sanzang viciously.

"You are so stupid, dare to attack me, I am your master!"

Tang Sanzang's mouth was almost crooked.

It's not the fault of the black bear monster, he almost didn't know Tang Sanzang along the way.

This guy changed his face too quickly, one after another.

It's not alone at all. If this is a person, can't he be schizophrenic?

So I have no choice.

Along the way, the black bear monster became more and more skeptical, and deeply suspected that he was following the wrong person. After all, Tang Sanzang is now disguised as a monster, and the monsters are all similar in appearance, so it is possible that they are not the same. When you pay attention, you make a mistake.

Really follow a chef, then the master will be in danger.

"I do not believe!"

"Prove it to me!"

The black bear monster still didn't quite believe it.

"Your uncle, do you still need to prove it? Xiong Er, you wait for me, I don't want to fuck you, I'm not your master!"

Tang Sanzang was furious, and lay down on the ground, unable to breathe under the pressure of the black fur monster's big feet.

In addition, the black fur monster has not washed its feet for a while, so it is a super big stinky foot.

Tang Sanzang was about to vomit.

"Uh uh uh--"

As soon as the black bear monster heard the name of Xiong Er, he knew that he was finished, and it really was the master.

What did you just do?

They not only trampled Master under their feet, but also questioned him.

Finished!

He had already realized that it was not good, so he just turned around and ran away. He had seen Tang Sanzang's methods before. Now that there is no senior brother by his side, if the master goes crazy, it will be completely over.

You must know that the Black Bear Monster had seen Tang Sanzang before when he was in a frenzy.

Tang Sanzang looked at the fur monster going away, took out the Barrett unhurriedly, then lit a Huazi, looked for the fur monster through the scope, thought for a while, and replaced the bullet with Armor-piercing projectile with armor-piercing function.

When I was aiming in the sight and was about to shoot, I suddenly found that the black fur monster stopped running and stood in place.

Tang Sanzang was a little surprised, he raised the muzzle of the gun, and saw the scene in front of the black fur monster, it was the bandit leaders headed by Red Boy.

There are a total of nine big monsters. If these monsters are released, they will not be much worse than those who were worshiped by Monkey King and the others.

Tang Sanzang saw it, thought for a while, and let Barrett go. After all, he needed to go out for many things.

So he walked towards the bandit leader with Huazi in his mouth.

Speaking of which, this black bear monster was also unlucky, just about to slip away, and finally threw it a distance, but when he looked up, he happened to meet these big monsters.

Black Bear Monster had heard Tang Sanzang talk about Red Boy's outfit before, and when he saw it now, he wanted to die.

These few guys in front of me, although they can't beat him alone, but there are nine of them, let alone fighting, even if they run, they may not be able to retreat completely.

What do you think I ran so fast just now?

Master, where are you?

Just as he was hesitating, he saw Tang Sanzang walking towards him carrying a Barrett in the distance.

When the black fur monster saw it, he walked over there like a shit.


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