I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

In the episode of Red Boy, after Tang Seng was arrested, Monkey King asked the land to learn the cause and effect.

He learned that it was his nephew who was the child of his elder brother, the Bull Demon King.

Immediately, he bragged with Zhu Bajie and Shahe, look, this is the flood that rushed into the Dragon King Temple.

It's easy to think about it!

Zhu Bajie was still on the sidelines to join in the fun, saying: You are his uncle, I am his second uncle, and Junior Brother Sha is his third uncle.

Sun Wukong got up and was going to meet his relatives to pick up his master.

But at this time, Drifting said something very worldly!

What does that mean?

As the saying goes: If you don’t come to your door for three years, you will not kiss even if you are not.Senior brother, you have not been in touch with the Bull Demon King for more than 500 years, can his children recognize you?

When the two of you have a good relationship, it is when you are "prosperous with horseshoe disease". At that time, you were known as the Monkey King, and you were extremely majestic. When you lost the battle later, you were crushed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years. He went to see ever you?

Anyway, this Drifting Man is really a fine man.So frankly so worldly!

Sun Wukong didn't believe it at first, but after he went there, he was burned by the red boy who was abnormally samadhi real fire.

"Ang, so there is such a story in the middle."

After the black bear monster heard this, he was so shocked that he didn't react for a long time. The seemingly inconspicuous Monkey King did not expect to do such a vigorous thing before.

No wonder Sun Wukong doesn't care about many things. He has experienced a lot of feelings, so he doesn't care about them.

"That's right, otherwise, why do you think your monkey brother became a senior brother?"

Tang Sanzang said to the outside while talking.

"Hey, how do you hear the brothers outside? Come in and have a seat, it's warm inside!"

While speaking, he winked at the black fur monster.

While telling the story just now, Tang Sanzang noticed a shadow swaying at the entrance of the cave. He expected that it was Hong Boyer and other kings who came to watch him.

The fact is indeed the case, when Tang Sanzang and the black fur monster left, one of them made a look, and then someone followed.

On the one hand, they were afraid that Tang Sanzang would slip away and they would not be able to find them at that time. Another reason was that they also wanted to secretly inquire about Tang Sanzang's reality.

After all, I have never seen this monster before. They asked around just now, and they all said that they didn't bring it here.

After a while, the black bear monster came in with a monster under his arm.

Relying on its long neck, this monster's whole body is very slender and smooth, like a snake monster.

After all, snakes are relatively powerful in terms of hiding their tracks, but because they have never missed before, they were a little careless this time.

It was seen by Tang Sanzang, because after Tang Sanzang came to this world of Journey to the West, he was very cautious, for fear that he would be killed if he didn't pay attention, so he had already formed a habit.

As for the black bear monster, it was because he was too fascinated by the story, so he didn't notice it.

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

The black bear monster strangled the little monster so hard that he couldn't breathe, and asked directly.

"You should relax a little bit and let him speak, you have to kill him."

Tang Sanzang saw that the snake monster under the black fur monster's arm was about to die, so he hurriedly stopped it.

"Ah, is there any?"

The black bear monster quickly let go of his hand, but the monster in his arms was caught on the ground limply, with only breath in and no breath out.

It turned out that the black fur monster used too much force just now, and directly broke its neck.

"Tell me, what are you doing with so much strength? The ones they sent out to follow us must be people who are close to those big monsters, and they can just inquire about some news. You guys are good, I just silenced you. Now I seriously suspect that you, a bear, are suspected of collaborating with the enemy!"

Tang Sanzang said angrily.

"I'm wronged, master, I really can't say anything. I was afraid that this monster's voice would cause other unnecessary troubles. This shows that this thing can't help being beaten."

The black bear monster explained with an aggrieved expression.

"Oh, forget it, the matter has come to an end, next time you will act more gently, this time it will be like this, quickly peel the skin, squat down and drink the snake soup."

Tang Sanzang pointed to the underground snake demon that had transformed into a prototype and said.

Just when Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong were bravely rushing into the monster's den, Zhu Bajie was on the side, looking for someone to cry as planned.

Most of the gods in the sky are gone.

But the news is out.

All the monsters in the sky and the earth are watching the joke of this scripture learning team.

It's really interesting, there's a small noise in three days, and a big noise in five days. This road is really lively.

You must know that the gods still despise this Zhu Bajie, at least they don't want to get close to him, because Zhu Bajie's identity is too ambiguous now.

Not only is it related to this heaven, but also in the ranks of Buddhism, and the incident of your inexplicable adultery Chang'e and then being forcibly reincarnated reveals strangeness everywhere.

Who dares to talk to you more?

Who dares to get too close to you?

So at the beginning, everyone didn't touch the tide, and didn't know what Zhu Bajie meant, but after slowly watching the doors being knocked open by Zhu Bajie, they all knew what was going on.

Directly either close the door and close the household to see no customers, or go out to visit friends directly without being at home.

So at the beginning Zhu Bajie received a relatively warm reception, but after a long time, it was not a good feeling, in my heart.

Thinking of him as a majestic canopy marshal, at this time he has been reduced step by step to door-to-door complaining, alas, this position is really miserable.

Zhu Bajie was very angry, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and flew directly towards the Guanghan Palace on the moon.

There is no way around this, Zhu Bajie's misery has already been doomed since he was reincarnated into a pig's womb.

You know, for us, this pig is always an unrecognizable animal, but it is the most well-known animal at the grassroots level.

And look at the weapon your Zhu Bajie used, it's still a rake. Although that thing was specially made by the Taishang Laojun, and it contains infinite magical functions, it is not understood by ordinary gods.

And Zhu Bajie is ugly, don’t look at the fat head and big ears on TV, it’s okay, but that’s not how it is described in the book.

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===Chapter 752 The conspiracy of the year===

The feature of fangs has been mentioned many times. What kind of pig can have fangs?There are no such white and tender pigs in our own home.

From this point of view, Zhu Bajie is obviously a wild boar rather than a domestic pig.

What does a wild boar look like?

Just look at the mask used by the guy in this chainsaw. When I saw it for the first time, I was almost scared to death.

It is clearly written in the book, thinking back when they went to stay with a family, the little old man saw Monkey King and thought it was a sick little old man.

But when he saw Zhu Bajie, he was immediately shocked.

Although Monk Sha is not a good person, he is still a human being.

Zhu Bajie is directly facing a huge pig's head.

Why do we always think that Zhu Bajie is cute? It's because he's usually too cheap, cheating, cheating, arguing with Monkey King and so on.

After all, for us, Monkey King is the hero in our hearts, while Zhu Bajie is more like ourselves.

Lazy and greedy, no dreams, always thinking about women, procrastinating, lazy to eat, isn't this what we are?

And look at this Zhu Bajie, he has no ambitions, that's fine, he's still thinking about everything.

Back then, this old pig was the Marshal of the Canopy, who controlled the Tianhe Navy's [-] troops. He had a high position and authority.

You can compare the life of this other person before joining the group.

Sun Wukong lived and slept like a wild monkey all day long.

Not to mention Tang Sanzang, who lived in a temple since he was a child. He did nothing but recite scriptures and meditate.

The better ones are Drifting Monk, Personal Secretary, General Roller, but in terms of official position and life comfort, you can't compare with Zhu Bajie.

So this old saying is good, full and warm.

When your life is better, you will pursue more nature.

Therefore, Zhu Bajie understands the happiness of the world and has also experienced the beauty of sensuality. The concerns of some landlords are also understandable.

As for the beauty, among several people, Zhu Bajie must be a seasoned lover.

When Zhu Bajie first appeared on the stage, he told Guanyin who went to Chang'an to look for Buddhist scriptures about his experience of going down to earth, saying: "...this mountain is called Fuling Mountain. There is a cave in the mountain called Yunzhan Cave. There used to be a second sister Egg in the cave. He saw that I had some martial arts skills, so he recruited me to be the head of the family, and called me Daoqimen. In less than a year, he died, and all the belongings of Yidong belonged to me."

One year, Zhu Bajie has a daughter-in-law. With a wife, he can't be idle at night, so this Zhu Bajie is very experienced in this area.

It was just a knife on the head of this color character, and Zhu Bajie finally fell into the hands of this woman.

I was tricked by someone.

At that time, he was drunk and dizzy, staggering around.

You see, I know that I am drunk, and then I mess around. People who have been drinking know very well what it is like to be drunk.

Zhuangxiong ran into Guanghan Palace, and Fairy Merry came to meet him.

You see, when he was playing drunk, his purpose was very clear, he went directly to Guanghan Palace, and he was still acting like a hero, for whom?

The more you look at it, the more it looks like acting.

And it was Merry Fairy who came to meet her, what's the situation?Is it an agreement or what?

The color is as bold as the sky, and the cry is like thunder, almost shaking the sky.

Is this drunk and dazed?Who doesn't do this kind of thing secretly?

What are you yelling?

Do you have to let everyone know you're going to do this?

It's like holding back before making a move. Don't worry, the audience hasn't come yet.

The picket spirit officer played the Jade Emperor, that day I will be my fate.

You see, just before entering the door, I was followed by a messenger. If you say that this person did not follow behind on purpose, I would not believe it.

Besides, what should you do if you find out that the drunk in front of you is going to do something enjoyable in Guanghan Palace?

It should have been a report or a question reminder.

But none of them, but a scene of catching rape.

And what does this picket spirit officer do?

What are you doing staring at this Zhu Bajie all the time?

The siege of Guanghan is not ventilated, and there is no way to advance or retreat.

It's nothing more than catching rape, this is directly surrounded, what is this word called?Catch a turtle in a urn.

If you say that there was no premeditation, you wouldn’t believe it if you beat him to death. You’ve been working overtime all day long?

Staring at Chang'e's gate all day long.

What's more strange is that this old man, the Jade Emperor, is really diligent, and he is almost catching up with Lord Kangxi.

I didn't sleep at night, as if I was waiting for something.

The problem is, not only the Jade Emperor, look at the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, think back to when Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace.

When Monkey King jumped out of the Bagua furnace and hit the Lingxiao Temple, he relied on the Leibu 36 generals who happened to be present to resist with all his strength, and did not see a large army rushing to rescue him in the first place.

This guy is good, for the matter of catching rape, it is like the wind.

Then there is this Chang'e, tell me that you are an older single young woman, what's wrong with falling in love?

Besides, Marshal Canopy also had a thieves' heart before he started to act as a thief, so he was directly knocked down.

Speaking of this status, what does Chang'e do?

At best he is an artist, at a young age he is a dancer.

Who was Zhu Bajie back then?

That's Marshal Tianpeng, who commanded [-] Tianhe sailors. In terms of official positions, his military position in the heavenly court is second only to King Tota Li Tian.

But why did Zhu Bajie play such a game?