I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

There is only one Sun Xiaosheng left, why is it so slow to remember, because everything is dictated.

This dictation is naturally much slower.

"Uh, boss, this, anyway, the central idea is that you can't do anything, and then people will arrest you, and then we will rescue you. I think it's enough to remember this, boss, I really can't remember it." ah."

Sun Xiaosheng looked at Tang Sanzang bitterly.

Tang Sanzang sighed.

"Oh, okay, at least your central idea is quite accurate. I'm just worried that you will do it as soon as you come up, and that's all. With your strength, it is estimated that you can kill the monster directly. That's it. It can’t be considered a disaster. Our remaining purpose is to make up for the difficulties as soon as possible, and then go to the west to send this scripture back to the east, so that we can do a lot of things with an upright identity , there won’t be so much supervision at that time, and it will be much more convenient to do things.”

Several people nodded their understanding.

"The previous level seems to be the Blackwater River."

Tang Sanzang was riding on the horse, looking at the road ahead and thinking slowly.

Heishuihe, that is, the child of the Dragon King who falsified the number of rains, is safe and sound in this level, but there is a mysterious person here, that is, the old man who fortune-telling in the city.

This old man is not ordinary. Not only can he see through the identity of the Dragon King at a glance, but he even knows the rain point of the Jade Emperor.

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===Chapter 800 Jinghe Dragon King's Confidence===

When watching this TV series at that time, Tang Sanzang once thought that this old man was a substitute for the Jade Emperor who slipped down to play when he had nothing to do. In fact, he was the Jade Emperor himself.

Otherwise, how could you even know the news of the imperial edict.

In fact, this man named Yuan Shoucheng is indeed not an ordinary person. Let's take a look at his temperament first. It can't be said that he is extraordinary and free from vulgarity, right?It is definitely a fairy style.

Looking at this dress, it belongs to Taoism. Those who are more Taoist like to go around and do fortune-telling for others.

He not only kicked people to tell fortunes, but also told fortunes to the Dragon King, that's all, but he actually counted Jinghe Dragon King to death.

What is this like?

One day you were walking on the main road, suddenly a mysterious old man grabbed you.

"Brother, I saw that your brows are tightly furrowed and black clouds are all over your face. There must be a bloody disaster today. Come, come, let the old man do the divination for you!"

"roll!"

"Brother, don't believe me, I mean the truth, otherwise, take a look, why are you frowning so tightly?"

"Get out! My mortgage was due at that time, I have no money to worry about!"

"Damn, I was kind enough to do a fortune telling for you, but you actually said that about me."

Immediately, he picked up a brick and swung it on your head.

Immediately your head is blooming, this guy is bleeding.

"Look at it, look at it, what did I say? Is there a bloody disaster?"

That's pretty much what it means.

From this, we can see how powerful this fortune-telling is. Think about it, a whole bunch of bricks have been placed on your head, and you have nothing to do. What tricks are there?

We know that although the Jinghe Dragon King's status in the fairy world is not high, he is still under the Jade Emperor, and he is also an official. As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat a dog.

Just like Huo Yuanjia, if an apprentice who probably can't even get his name committed a crime, he, as a master, has to take revenge, let alone compiling the Eight Classics.

What is Yuan Shoucheng?

He was a fortune teller who set up a stall in Chang'an City. Strictly speaking, he was the chief culprit for the beheading of the Jinghe Dragon King.

But what happened later?

Not even bothering him.

Therefore, we can be sure that this Yuan Shoucheng is definitely not an ordinary person, either the Jade Emperor himself, or the Buddha's boss, Guanyin, or the like, or the Taoist boss, Taishang Laojun, or the like.

As the old saying goes, there is no love without reason, and there is no hate without reason. Behind each of these things, there must be certain reasons that can be traced back.

Let's take a look at this Yuan Shoucheng's ability. If he can count exactly how many raindrops fall from the sky, what else can't be counted?

If you want money, if you drill into this casino, wouldn't that just cause the casino to close down?

If you want status, just find a country at random, forget it, forget it, this country is your own.

But you said that such a powerful person really has nothing to do. He ran to an old fisherman to find out if there were any fish?

Where can I catch fish? You said that this is not full of food?

Besides, who is in charge of the affairs in the river?

At that time, the waters around Chang'an belonged to the Dragon King of Jinghe River. Not only the water on the ground, but also the water in the sky, the rain and so on, were all in his charge.

So what is Yuan Shoucheng's dream?

It's a bit puzzling.

Because according to the normal paths and life trajectories of two people, it is impossible for them to meet at all.

But just one thing happened, which broke the comfortable life of Jinghe Dragon King.

This matter happened to the old man who was fishing, so it was very difficult to deal with.

Speaking of this day, the old dragon king was listening to a little song and drinking wine, and his life was very comfortable.

This also corresponds to the old saying that there is nothing in the world to disturb oneself.

When you don't look for something, this thing will come to you automatically.

One day, the Dragon King of Jinghe received a report from his subordinates.

"Boss, my family is gone from the 320th to the [-]th. It's not just ours. My neighbor's house is next door. There are less than half of the sevens and eights left in the house. This is someone. It's targeting us."

When the Dragon King of Jinghe heard it, what did it mean?

This is someone slowly cutting meat with a knife, boiling frogs in warm water, this is not coming towards you, this is coming towards me.

Someone must have quietly wiped out all these things in secret, and then I am left alone, and then I can deal with me. How can this work?

The Dragon King of Jinghe is not stupid at all.

I can also feel that this matter is very abnormal, and it is likely that someone is targeting me, but you look at them, they are not edgy at all, unlike the Dragon King in this Nezha, who came up and directly did it, but to clarify the situation and let The eldest son went out in person and became a mortal. He learned what happened from the old fisherman.

Knowing that there is such an expert in it.

But at this time, the Dragon King is still very patient. It's hard to say what the origin of this fortune-telling is, so although the anger is burning in this heart, the Dragon King is the Dragon King after all, and he has seen many great things in the world. .

Knowing oneself and knowing one's enemy is invincible, so I came here to see what this fortune teller is capable of.

The result is looking up, down, left, and right, there is no difference. Could it be that it is blind?

This guy got angry.

However, the Dragon King of Jinghe was more cautious. He didn't say that he would smash Yuan Shoucheng's booth immediately, but planned to solve it in a tactful way. You just get out and it's over.

In this way, if you have no background, then you will not be able to tease me in the future. If you have a background, if you really meet, there is still room for retreat. After all, I did not kill him directly. Tell me, is it very I'm saving face.

So this Jinghe Dragon King is here, who is that, let's do the math, what am I doing?Dragon King.

What does the Dragon King do?

Never mind the rain!Come, come, tell me if it will rain tomorrow!

The Dragon King of Jinghe is very confident. He thinks that Yuan Shoucheng can be handled easily?Sitting on the bench in the booth, he grinned.

At this time, don't say that the Jinghe Dragon King is more arrogant, just like you are a math teacher, come on, let's compare who is one plus one equals, can you persuade me?

Therefore, Dragon King's self-confidence is emboldened.

And there are two types of rain, one is the drizzle depending on one's mood, and the other is the will from the sky.

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===Chapter 801 Tang Sanzang's acting skills===

Needless to say, it depends on your own mood. If you can guess correctly, I twisted my head off and let you kick it like a ball, but if you can guess the purpose above, I will eat it at eighty.

The Dragon King of Jinghe was very sure, so he went.

But the fate is so miserable. When Yuan Shoucheng saw this old man, he could tell what kind of thing you were at a glance. You said you didn't take it well in your own house, why are you wandering around?

AWOL?

Yuan Shoucheng's face turned dark immediately.

Ignorance is not terrible, the terrible thing is to regard ignorance as omnipotent, which is miserable.

On the second day, the imperial decree came down, and the pockmarked Jinghe Dragon King saw that it was exactly the same as what Yuan Shoucheng said.

In fact, he should have noticed something at this time. After all, it was an imperial decree, and this Yuan Shoucheng would definitely not be seen.

But things went wrong with Teammate Pig, that is, the guy in Heishuihe.

It's the same as not having a bright mind. It looks very smart, but in fact it's just a little cleverness, and it doesn't understand anything in the big aspects.

But this Dragon King of Jinghe also has a solution. At this time, he has lost his eyes. It's too embarrassing, shameful, I can be regarded as the chief of the bureau, and he was calculated by a little fortune-telling old man.

Therefore, he listened to his son's words obsessively. In order to win the game, he disregarded the will of the Jade Emperor.

Do you think everyone in the sky is a fool?

If you are controlled by a group of fools in the sky, then what are you?

That's why Wei Zheng went out and cut off the head of the Dragon King of Jinghe in a dream through his next session with the emperor.

But this is also the starting point of the story of learning from scriptures. After the dragon king of Jinghe was beheaded, he went to the emperor. Emperor, what did you say? Didn’t you say that there is no problem? Ah, you change my head.

The emperor saw this and got it?

Brother Tang, let's take a trip, go get a sutra and come back, and then let the old Dragon King's head be put on.

Otherwise, no one can stand a thing without a head dangling in front of me all night when I sleep.

So Tang Sanzang was triggered.

Speaking of Wei Zheng, in fact Wei Zheng is also a mysterious person.

Who are they?

Was it the prime minister at the time, or who?There are also officials in the sky, and both ends of the official scriptures are officials.

Having said that, it is not injustice to say that the Jinghe Dragon King died at all.

What can we do then?

So thinking of this, Tang Sanzang is still very depressed, why?

Because this time he was planning to be caught by the monster into the cave. This time the cave is different, it is in the water.ah

So Tang Sanzang is very worried, because although Tang Sanzang was taken down before, nothing happened, and he didn't think about how to breathe, but now Tang Sanzang is different. Do you know if there is anything wrong.

You said that if you drowned directly after going down, it would be a complete hiccup.

So, Tang Sanzang had already discussed the secret code with Monk Sun Wukong Sha and Sun Xiaosheng. Because the black bear monster was the slowest, it was not suitable for this job, so he didn't participate much.

That is, if Tang Sanzang felt that he could not breathe and was about to drown after falling into the water, he would take out the Linglong Pagoda and make it bigger, and then use it as a signal for help. go.

If after falling into the water, Tang Sanzang feels that he can survive, then it doesn't matter.

But just in case, Tang Sanzang asked Monk Sha to follow Tang Sanzang immediately after he fell into the water to see if there was any bad situation.

It can be said that Tang Sanzang has analyzed all the situations he encountered before and prepared reserve measures, so that there will be no problems.

While several people were talking, Tang Sanzang saw a dark river ahead from above the big horse.

The Blackwater River has arrived!

"Don't be in a hurry, do you remember what I told you before?"

Tang Sanzang was still worried and everyone checked again before walking towards the Heishui River.

There is no one on the surface of the Heishui River, not even the boat, so what should I do?

Tang Sanzang, his master and his disciples waited for a long time on the shore here, but they still didn't see the boatman who had changed from the monster rowing over.

"Master, is there anything wrong?"

Sun Wukong asked.

Tang Sanzang recalled the various situations before, it seemed that at the beginning, Zhu Bajie came to drink water, and then found that the water was black and undrinkable.

Then I quarreled with Sun Wukong for a long time, and threw a stone into the water.