I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

It turned out that the statues of Yuanshi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun and Lingbao Taoist were all alive and eating and drinking inside.

"Ah, boss, the three gods have manifested themselves."

After hearing the words of the Great Immortal Lu Li, the Great Immortal Hu Li and the Great Immortal Yang Li also looked in from the small hole, and saw the three Gods sitting there upright.

It turned out that Sun Wukong had discovered the movement of the few of them outside the door a long time ago, and then he pretended to return to the original state.

"Brother, what should we do? Go in and pay respects to the three gods?"

Immortal Luli reminded.

"Yes, yes, ours knocks first, knocks first."

Immortal Hu Li knocked on the door while talking.

At this time, a dull voice came from inside.

"Come in!"

Hearing this voice, Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli hurried in, knelt down and kowtowed as soon as they entered the door.

"The three immortal grandpas have appeared, and hope to give some holy water so that we can become immortals and enlightened."

Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli said in unison.

Sun Wukong, Sun Xiaosheng and Monk Sha looked at the appearance of the three monsters in front of them, they were amused for a while, but they still tried their best to maintain it.

"You guys go out and bring some containers!"

Sun Wukong said seriously.

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===Chapter 811 Playing with the Three Demons===

Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli were overjoyed, and went out in panic. After a while, Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli brought a big Basin, a large jar and a large bottle.

"You go out first, close the doors and windows, and you must not peek. If you leak the secret, you will all be punished. Wait for half an hour before you come in."

Monkey King pretended to be talking to Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli.

When the three of them heard this, they were immediately overjoyed. They hurriedly put the thing down, closed the door quietly, and then filled the small hole that was made before, and then the three of them waited in the courtyard.

Immortal Huli was in the courtyard, watching the surroundings vigilantly.

Luli Daxian is on the roof, vigilant about the situation in the sky.

Immortal Yang Li lay on the ground and listened carefully, vigilantly paying attention to the movement under the ground.

This opportunity is very precious for all three of them.

So absolutely nothing can go wrong.

So these three people are also fighting.

In the main hall, Monkey King is taking Monk Sha and Sun Xiaosheng to pee.

Whether it's Zhu Xian before, when he was with Zhu Bajie, or the current line, with Sun Xiaosheng, this Monkey King who likes to pee will never change.

It was the same when I bet with the Tathagata Buddha back then, when I urinated and left a mark.

This can be said to be the instinct of animals, and it is through this urination to mark the lying down.

So, this urine is readily available.

"Boss, what should I do if I'm full?"

Sun Xiaosheng yelled at the side, he eats a lot of fruit, especially watermelon, so this time the output is particularly large.

It happened that he used the smallest vase again, so it didn't take long for it to be full.

"Fuck, why do you have so many, give me some."

While speaking, Monkey King pushed his big pot over.

After a while, all three containers were filled.

"Who is that, you three come in."

Monkey King saw that it was almost done, so he called them in.

Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli rushed in when they heard the sound.

"Thank you Shangxian!"

Several people came straight to their containers.

"Hurry up, hurry up, drink it while it's hot, this holy water is good if you drink it while it's hot, and you must drink it up in one go, there can't be any left over, if it's left over, it will turn into urine."

Sun Wukong hurriedly urged the few people, for fear that they would have any doubts, after all, the smell of urine from Sun Xiaosheng just now was really too strong.

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli, and Immortal Yangli agreed, and directly picked up their respective containers, gulping and gulping.

But Immortal Huli was the most unlucky one, it happened to be the one from Sun Xiaosheng, the taste, Immortal Huli almost vomited it out, but thinking of what Shangxian said just now, he didn't dare to stop at all, and drank it all.

"Ah, I finally finished drinking. Is it because I stopped in the middle just now, why does it taste like urine?"

Immortal Yangli said.

"Me too, maybe it was because I was interrupted when I inhaled just now, and I tasted the same way when I drank it."

Great Immortal Lu Li said.

"Why don't I feel anything, just close my nose, and then I'm done. Don't tell me, it's quite exciting. Can you refill the glass?"

Hearing this refill, Monkey King and the others couldn't bear it anymore.

He showed his original shape with a direct smile.

No matter how stupid these three monsters are, they can see that this situation is absolutely wrong at this moment. Seeing these two monkeys and a big man, it is absolutely impossible for them to be three immortals.

"Hahaha, I'm so ridiculous, my grandson's urine is delicious, isn't it?"

Monkey King is smiling.

"Hahaha, I can't do it anymore. I still have a drink to refill just now. I still have some here. Do you want more?"

Sun Xiaosheng also lost his temper from laughing.

"Wow, you guys dare to tease us, I'm going to kill you!"

Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli, and Immortal Yangli were immediately angry when they heard this situation, and they picked up the guy and moved forward.

But before Sun Wukong and the others came, Tang Sanzang specifically explained not to do anything, but to come back quickly if there is something to do, and it is not time to do it.

So Sun Wukong and the others looked at the Great Immortal of Tiger Power, the Great Immortal of Lu Li and the Great Immortal of Yang Li who started to fight, they quickly winked at each other, and flew away in unison.

The remaining Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli were all disgusted there.

They found out just now, but they just yelled a few words, because judging from their flight just now, these three guys are definitely not very hot, especially those two monkeys, they must be quite powerful.

"Master, we are back!"

Sun Wukong and the others, just like asking for credit, hurried back to report what they did to Tang Sanzang.

"How many of you still know to come back? Didn't you check what time it is? It made Xiong Er and I wait here. If we didn't know that you brought something back, we would have gone to bed a long time ago. Next time we have to keep everything we say." The next three people, or you won’t even be able to play the Landlord Fight.”

Tang Sanzang said very depressed.

"Hurry up, hand over all the things you stole, do you still need to do it yourself for the teacher?"

Tang Sanzang said very bluntly.

"Hey, master, there's nothing you can do about it. I was going to leave, but those three monsters found out, and they insisted on pissing on us."

Sun Wukong said happily.

"Go away, don't disgust me here, put down your things and leave quickly, why is there just so much food? Have you all finished eating?"

Although I already knew what Monkey King and the others were going to do, but I heard them say that the sense of the picture is still too strong, so I hurried away.

"Lao Sha, don't think that you are the most honest when looking at you. You secretly kicked two roast chickens into your arms. You pretend I didn't see it?"

Monkey King said to Monk Sha outside.

"Hey, how can it be?"

Monk Sha took out two roast chickens from his bosom while talking.

"I reserved this specially for Master."

Monk Sha had a flattering face.

At the same time, in the hall of Sanqing Garden, Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli were sitting there with dark faces.

"Brother, this matter must not be left alone. We have to find them and kill them, otherwise this breath is really unbearable."

Great Immortal Lu Li said.

"Don't worry, I suddenly remembered something, wait for me to find it."

After finishing speaking, Immortal Hu Li ran into the house, and there was a sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

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===Chapter 812 This revenge is not a gentleman===

After a while, the Immortal Huli ran out with some portraits.

"Look, what did I say, I just said that I think that monkey has the number of stores, and it really is Monkey King."

Immortal Hu Li brought a portrait in front of the two of them and said.

"Don't tell me, it's really the same."

Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli gathered together to analyze.

"Brother, where did this painting come from?"

Great Immortal Lu Li asked.

"This one, I bought it for a lot of money when I passed by this Pingdingshan before, because they said that there is a shocking secret hidden in this portrait."

Immortal Huli recalled and said.

"What's the big secret?"

Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli came together.

"These monks are not ordinary people. They came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and learn scriptures. They are all famous people."

Immortal Huli said while drawing out the portrait.

"Look at this. This monk is Tang Sanzang. It is said that he is a person of the Tathagata. He seems to be a direct disciple. Anyway, he is very powerful."

"Look at this, this monkey is not simple. He is the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and his force value is really high."

"Look at this again. This is Zhu Bajie. It seems to be the original marshal of the canopy, but he was changed because of something."

"Look at this. This is Monk Sha. It is said that he is from the Jade Emperor's side. It seems to be General Tiaolian or something. Anyway, he is very powerful."

"No, brother, look."

At this time, Immortal Lu Li discovered something different.

"I remember it clearly. There is not a pig here, but there are two monkeys. Could it be a mistake?"

Great Immortal Lu Li recalled his previous experience and said.

"Huh? If you don't tell me, I really didn't pay attention. It seems to be true, but the appearance of this monkey is exactly the same as Monkey King."

At this time, Immortal Hu Li couldn't make up his mind.

"That's it. Let's ignore them for the time being. We'll wait and see tomorrow. If they are monks from this animated picture, they will definitely enter the palace and print what the king should do. When the time comes, what will we say in front of the king?" In a word, this matter will be easily solved.”

Immortal Huli thought for a while and said.

"Yes, brother is right. Let's take a closer look tomorrow. If you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman."

Speaking of Tang Sanzang, now Tang Sanzang feels like acting, or like a cannon hitting mosquitoes. For them, it can be said that their current strength can be directly pushed all the way without any problem.

But Tang Sanzang and the others couldn't. At this time, the matter of Zhu Bajie's revenge was temporarily put aside.

It's more carefree now, and Tang Sanzang also knows that this kind of day when you laugh at each other and everyone laughs will not be too long. When they tear each other's faces, it is estimated that this kind of good life will come to an end.

So Tang Sanzang still cherishes every level he has passed now.