I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

The emperor directly kicked his concubine down, then ran to Tang Sanzang in a panic, and untied Tang Sanzang himself.

"It's like blinding your dog's eyes. Do you know who this is?"

"This is a dignified holy monk, how could he be a murderer, besides, even if the holy monk killed that little bastard, it can only mean that this little bastard deserves to die. The holy monk was caught here."

His Majesty the Emperor is going to be angry, isn't this killing him?

It was originally planned like this. Through this super holy monk, it can be a way to obtain some immortality. Even if it is not the case, you can also obtain some prescriptions for prolonging life. There is no problem with this.

After I have taken 9999 wives, the money will probably be almost spent, and there is no need for who will be the king later.

Anyway, I am enjoying the blessings, and I can be regarded as the emperor with the longest reign in the entire history, and I can be regarded as a famous name in history.

But what now?

You not only angered this holy monk, but also arrested the holy monk, which is simply unreasonable.

This is equivalent to cutting off one's dream of prosperity and wealth.

He is simply my worst enemy!

"Come here, pull out the head catcher of this dog day, chop it up and feed it to the dog!"

"And that bastard brother-in-law, chop up a piece for me!"

His beloved concubine was kicked into the lake by him, not to mention this little brother-in-law.

To know that a beautiful woman can live for thousands of years, there is no need to choose at all.

As long as it can live for thousands of years, how can there be problems?

Will I still lack beautiful women?What kind do you want?

So His Majesty the Emperor was furious.

That headhunting was very miserable. Originally, on the way into the palace, I dreamed of being promoted and making a fortune, thinking that I would immediately be favored by His Majesty the Emperor, and then I would make a career in the world. That was a pleasure.

The leaders who looked down on me before, when I become your leader, you will look good.

But unexpectedly, before this sweet dream was finished, a group of people came and escorted him to an open space, where he was hacked to death.

When he was about to die, he was still stern and unrepentant, it was too miserable.

But this is not the worst, the worst is the emperor's brother-in-law, who was supposed to be treated for the treatment of howling ghosts and howling wolves, yelling that the monk should be chopped into pieces, but after a while, there was no Thinking that more than a dozen knives were ushered in, he was hacked to death directly on the hospital bed.

This one has closed his eyes, because when he saw the first knife coming, he closed his eyes in fright.

This one is quite lucky, there is no disfigurement.

"Holy Monk, don't be offended by what happened just now. I have already dealt with those who offended you. Let's see if our previous relationship is still as indestructible as it was before?"

His Majesty the Emperor looked at Tang Sanzang sincerely.

When Tang Sanzang heard that this was all chopped up and fed to the dogs, he naturally didn't know the way the emperor did, and yelled directly, walking towards his residence.

"Master, come and eat. This new roasted sparrow is really delicious. I haven't eaten such a thing before. I didn't expect this little thing to be so delicious."

As soon as Tang Sanzang entered, he saw the black fur monster waving at him.

The house smelled of cumin.

"What's the situation? How dare you steal good food while I'm away?"

Tang Sanzang sat down straight away. Although he was full from eating with the three monsters in the restaurant just now, he was really hungry when he saw this roasted sparrow.

Besides, this roasted sparrow doesn't take much of my stomach.

"Master, you said this is really miraculous. I didn't expect this to be cooked. It has such a flavor and oil comes out. It has no effect on the raw or boiled ones before."

Sun Xiaosheng sighed while eating.

For Sun Xiaosheng, since getting to know Tang Sanzang and his party, it can be regarded as an eye-opener. It is hard to say about other aspects, at least in this aspect of eating, it definitely opened up the former and the later.

I have eaten along the way, such as roasted grasshoppers, roasted leeks, roasted kidneys, roasted large intestines, roasted steamed buns, everything can be roasted.

Why didn't I find out that this fire is so easy to use before.

Although he also breathed fire before, and killed a giant bull with jet flames, it seemed that he used the fire too much at that time, and directly roasted the giant cow into slag.

But later, when I saw Tang Sanzang slowly turning around on the fire while leaning on this leg of lamb, I realized that my method was not very correct, and I couldn't help but feel annoyed. If I had studied hard at that time, then A large cow is estimated to be enough to feed itself for many days.

"Well, it's good to rely on sparrows, who baked it, learn it!"

Tang Sanzang said to the black fur monster who was eating madly.

Before Tang Sanzang came back, the black fur monster had already eaten more than 500 little sparrows.

This is simply impossible.

According to the black bear monster's way of eating, thanks to the fact that there is no such method before, if there is, it is estimated that the sparrows on the mountain before the black bear monster have become extinct.

"Master, do we still have to live here forever or what?"

Sun Wukong asked on the side.

"No, let's wait until after tonight, and you are all ready. If the three monsters agree to join the group, monkey, you will work hard and take them back to Huaguo Mountain to handover with Zhen Yuanzi. , They also understand the three specific tasks, if they want to go to Honghaier, then let them go by themselves, this is irrelevant."

Tang Sanzang said slowly.

"What? Master, you want to recruit them?"

Monkey King was very surprised when he heard it, after all, in his opinion, these three monsters can be said to have no abilities.

"Yes, although they are mediocre, they are indeed orthodox Taoist disciples. If they can make good use of their understanding of some things in Taoism, it will still be useful. Therefore, it is best for them to be willing to join Huaguoshan , but if they really don't know how to praise and want to run away secretly, then don't blame me for being cruel."

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===Chapter 822 Come, come, let me introduce to you===

Tang Sanzang said.

"Sun Wukong, Sun Xiaosheng and Monk Sha, the three of you are relatively fast, so you must be one by one when the time comes, watch my gestures, don't let any one go, and do it neatly."

"It's Master!"

Several people agreed.

That night, because Tang Sanzang expected that the three monsters would come back to find him, he simply had a rest and was playing cards with Monk Sun Xiaoshengsha and the black fur monster.

The reason why he didn't bring Sun Wukong was because this monkey was so smart that he could see all the cards in his hand just because of his piercing eyes.

So there is no way to fight at all, to fight chicken feathers.

At this time, Tang Sanzang's face was already covered with notes, because in the back, Sun Xiaosheng and the black bear monster were secretly changing cards with mana, so Tang Sanzang lost badly, knowing that Tang Sanzang accidentally shuffled the cards At that time, I found 8 2s, and I understood it immediately.

These few bastards rely on their own spells to hide from each other to cover and clean themselves up.

So Tang Sanzang was angry, very angry!

Then he took out the machine gun and fired at a few people, and then saw the Monkey King laughing and quacking, and then the Monkey King would not be spared.

When Huli Daxian and Luli Daxian came here, they happened to meet Sun Wukong, Sun Xiaosheng, Black Bear Monster and Sha Monk who were shot out of the door by Tang Sanzang, with bullet holes all over their bodies and blood flowing.

The three monsters I saw trembled all over, this is too cruel, aren't these four his apprentices?

How did it become like this?

If this is the enemy, wouldn't it be too miserable?

So the three monsters hugged each other tremblingly.

"Let you yell and dare to use this kind of trick against me, it's just spoiling you!"

While talking, Tang Sanzang came out of the room with a submachine gun in his arms.

"I'm really——yo, you guys are here, come, come, come in, come in and talk."

Tang Sanzang was about to continue tidying up when he saw that three monsters had arrived, so he quickly greeted them and entered the door.

Seeing the posture of the three monsters, why did they go there in a hurry? If they got in, wouldn't it be over?

So Immortal Huli was pushed to the front by Immortal Yangli and Immortal Luli.

"This, this, master, we want to go to Huaguo Mountain, let's join the group, master, please see how to arrange it for us, if you give the order, we will leave immediately."

When Tang Sanzang saw this posture, he also secretly laughed in his heart, but he still didn't want to show it on his face.

"Okay, since you have joined the group, then I won't force you. If that's the case, let's get to know a few of your senior brothers first."

Hearing Tang Sanzang's yell, Monkey King and the others, who were planning to slip away quietly, paused and stopped immediately.

"Where are you going, is this?"

Tang Sanzang picked up the submachine gun again.

"No, I feel a little bored standing here, and want to drink Xiong Er to change places. Don't you want to come inside?"

Sun Wukong asked the black bear monster.

"Yes, yes, if you hadn't reminded me, I would have almost forgotten about it."

The black fur monster and Monkey King changed positions with a bitter face.

"This monkey, um no, big monkey, is your elder brother, called Sun Wukong. When I'm not around, you just listen to his arrangements. He was the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, but he was suppressed by the Tathagata. The confinement is closed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, but his ability is still the most powerful, it is the ceiling of our entire team's combat power, but on the other hand, this combat power has also degraded now, or there are no opportunities to perform along the way, or I made a move , or call for help."

Tang Sanzang pointed to Sun Wukong and introduced.

Monkey King was very happy to hear it at first, and he couldn't help straightening his back.

But after hearing it, he became sluggish, and then Ji Ling straightened his back again.

In the end, it was listless again.

Then there is really no way to do this, after all, Tang Sanzang told the truth about Monkey King.

"Here, this is your third brother, called Black Bear Monster. He is a mythical beast in legends. I really don't know the exact species. He might be a black blind man or something. One is great, but he is not very good at flying, not good at swimming, and his kung fu in water is rubbish."

Hearing Tang Sanzang's introduction, the black fur monster drooped its eyelids.

I have no energy at all, this master really doesn't give me any face.

"That's not right, master, why did you go straight to the third, where is the second brother?"

Great Immortals of Huli, Immortals of Luli and Immortals of Yangli said.

Hearing the questioning of the three monsters, Tang Sanzang and the others immediately lost their energy. This damn is just uncovering the scars and throwing salt on them.

"This is your second brother, he is not here for something, let me tell you, your second brother is the majestic marshal of the canopy, the marshal who was in charge of Tianhe back then, and later worked hard to become one of us. One, you have to remember, no matter when, this man named Zhu Bajie will always be your second brother!"

"Yes!"

Immortal Huli, Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli said in unison.

Because they can also see that there is probably something going on here.

"Okay, let's not talk about these things, come on, let me continue to give you a few introductions."

Tang Sanzang pointed to Monk Sha and said.

"This is your fourth brother, Monk Sha. Don't look at him as tall and burly, but he is by no means a fool. He has a bright heart. He is our only sailor, and we cannot do without him. , so you have to confess this fourth brother well."

Tang Sanzang introduced slowly, while Monk Sha frowned.

"Master, why are these yin and yang words so strange, do I have something like that? I am loyal now."

Monk Sha was very dissatisfied. After all, he had cut off all his back roads to follow Tang Sanzang, but he was still suspected. Monk Sha was very upset.

"What? Do you have an opinion?"

Tang Sanzang said.

"No, no, I just think my loyal master should be visible."

Monk Sha was still a little stubborn, completely ignoring that Monkey King and the black fur monster were always winking at him.

"Ang, Jiang Zi, then when you are waiting to become the Jade Emperor, you have to show your loyalty, and I will watch when the time comes."

Tang Sanzang picked up a Huazi.

Monk Sha: "...."

"This is your fifth brother, named Sun Xiaosheng. Although this monkey is small, he is not small at all. With normal power output, he can probably compete with your brothers."

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===Chapter 823 Sun Xiaosheng's Change===

Tang Sanzang pointed to Sun Xiaosheng and said.