I'm Writing a Diary in Doupo! The Female Characters are Broken

"Gulp!" Hai Bodong's Adam's apple bobbed.

Thinking of Chu Xiao's ambiguous relationship with Medusa, he immediately realized he had said the wrong thing.

Medusa's age was much older than Yun Yun's.

If Chu Xiao called Yun Yun "Aunt," wouldn't he call Medusa "Grandma"?

"Not funny, not funny at all!" Hai Bodong was stared at by Medusa, who wore a half-smile, and his teeth chattered: "I think it's most suitable for Chu Xiao to call Yun Yun 'Elder Sister'."

Yun Yun: "…"

This Medusa phobia syndrome was indeed well-deserved.

"Alright." Chu Xiao flew to Medusa's side, smiling to smooth things over: "Senior Hai was just joking. When you two stand with me, uninformed people would only think you're my younger sisters. There's no need to care about these things; we can interact as peers."

"Sect Leader Yun, from now on, I'll call you Elder Sister Yun Yun."

These words were quite well-spoken, and Medusa and Yun Yun's moods instantly improved, readily agreeing.

But the next moment, both of them almost wanted to make a move!

[It started with watching a show first thing in the morning.]

[Senior Hai is indeed the Ice Emperor; his ability to create awkward silences is first-rate. When Yun wanted to get closer to me and suggested a change in address, he actually brought up age and seniority, making me call her Aunt Yun.]

[Completely ignoring that Cai Lin is even older, from the same era as Jia Xingtian and Yun Shan, a true "Old Senior." He's really courting death, hahaha.]

All the women: "…"

Pfft!

In Utan City's Xiao Family, Xun Er burst out laughing.

Don't tell me, this Hai Bodong is indeed quite funny.

Chu Xiao's words "courting death" were very apt.

"Hahaha."

In Dan Region Cao City, Cao Ying rolled on the large bed, laughing until tears came out.

Just thinking about Hai Bodong teasing Yun, a Junior, and then provoking Medusa, his nemesis, made her feel the scene would be very interesting.

"Age…"

In Qingshan Town, Little Fairy Doctor's beautiful eyes blinked, smiling faintly.

She was only sixteen, two years younger than Chu Xiao, so calling him "Elder Brother" was fine, no need to worry.

"Hmph!"

In a significant city near the midpoint of the straight line between Starfall Pavilion and Wind and Thunder Pavilion in Central Plains, Feng Qing'er pouted unhappily.

They were Demonic Beasts, and the Snake-People Clan were also half-Demonic Beasts. How could their age be calculated the same as Humans?

[Yun is Nalan Yanran's teacher, and Nalan Yanran and Xiao Yanzi were peers who once had a marriage contract. From this perspective, Yun can indeed be considered my elder, so calling her Aunt Yun is fine. Then, Cai Lin to me is like an old snake eating tender meat.]

Yun Yun's expression froze: "?"

You stinky man, you say "you look more like my younger sisters" with your mouth, but in your heart, you're calling me Aunt Yun and saying we're old cows eating tender grass.

"Very good." Medusa's eyes became dangerous.

Was Chu Xiao disliking her for being old?

Indeed, compared to girls like Xun Er, Qing Lin, and Little Fairy Doctor, who could call Chu Xiao "Elder Brother," she was too old!

So old, wasn't that just an old snake eating tender meat?

[But I have now been Reborn from a hundred years later, so I can also be considered an old man over a hundred years old.]

[Looking at it this way, it seems I am the one who is the old cow eating tender grass.]

[Moreover, Xun Er, Xian Er, and the others are not yet adults.]

[I can't think about it anymore; the more I think, the more I feel Senior Hai deserves a beating.]

[Melancholy!]

Pfft~

As if sensing Chu Xiao's exasperation, all the women couldn't help but laugh.

Medusa and Yun Yun both held back with extreme self-control, otherwise, they would have given themselves away.

"Let's go, let's get to business first."

With the strange fire wings gently flapping behind him, Chu Xiao led the way, flying towards the eastern direction.

But after flying for a while, he suddenly stopped and said to Medusa: "Cai Lin, I'll trouble you to lead the way."

[When people are melancholy, they indeed make foolish mistakes. I almost went to the location of the Qinglian Earth Core Flame myself. Although it would be easy to explain, that way I couldn't give Cai Lin benefits in a reasonable and logical manner.]

A trace of realization flashed in Yun Yun's eyes; she hadn't noticed this anomaly.

Indeed, Chu Xiao knew the location of the Qinglian Earth Core Flame, but he had to pretend not to know.

"Do you need me to lead the way?" Medusa crossed her arms, her narrow eyes shifting slightly: "You know the location, don't you?"

Yun Yun: "!!!"

Playing such a big game?

"How would I know?" Chu Xiao's expression was normal.

"Then why did you lead the way flying east?" Medusa retorted, her eyes playful.

Of course, it's because I only know that the Qinglian Earth Core Flame is located east of Stone Desert City.

Chu Xiao's face showed a perfectly timed surprise: "It really is in the east. I did have a faint sense, but the specific location and the entrance to that place cannot be determined. I still need you to lead the way."

"So that's how it is." Medusa looked convinced, nodding slightly: "Everyone, follow me closely."

With a fierce flap of her Dou Qi wings, Medusa transformed into a streak of light and flew into the distance.

Seeing this, Chu Xiao and the other three immediately moved to follow, their actions swift.

Yun Yun looked at Medusa's retreating figure, secretly exclaiming that she had learned something!

Approximately two quarters of an hour later, Medusa was the first to land in a slightly sunken sandy area.

With a flicker of her purple eyes, she raised her hand to manipulate the energy of the heavens and earth. Red energy converged, forming a large energy snake that rushed towards a certain spot.

"Boom!"

After a violent tremor, dust and sand were carried away by the hurricane.

A bottomless, dark cave appeared before the four.

"Let's go." Medusa took the lead, entering the cave.

Chu Xiao and the other three also didn't hesitate, immediately following.

"Phew." Chu Xiao secretly let out a sigh of relief.

At this location, he truly could faintly sense the presence of the Qinglian Earth Core Flame.

At a depth of a thousand zhang, a strange fire was transmitting joyful and welcoming emotions to him, showing submission to the Thunder Gang Emperor Flame.

This indicated that Medusa completely believed what he said, and he no longer needed to find excuses like his memories not yet recovering upon reaching this point.

"If the Void Swallowing Flame sees the Thunder Gang Emperor Flame, will it willingly submit and be swallowed, or will it flee, not daring to provoke, or even have a killing intent towards me?" Chu Xiao had a sudden thought.

But clearly, this question could not be answered for now.

The four entered the cave. Chu Xiao raised his hand to condense the Thunder Gang Emperor Flame, forming it into the shape of a fire snake and advancing deeper, also illuminating the internal environment.

Yun Yun observed her surroundings, finding that the passage surface was extremely smooth, with no stones protruding from the cave wall, not looking like it was naturally formed, but rather like it had been directly impacted by an extremely massive energy.

"Two-Headed Fire Spirit Snake?" Yun Yun thought of what Chu Xiao had written in his notebook.

Underground, above the lava where the Qinglian Earth Core Flame was located, there was a Two-Headed Fire Spirit Snake with the strength of a Dou Ling.

Thinking of this, Yun Yun became vigilant, ready to act at any time and prove her worth.

The four moved extremely fast. With Medusa leading the way, the indistinct passage could not form an obstruction.

Two quarters of an hour later, a fiery red world appeared before their eyes. Endless fiery red magma slowly flowed, with huge bubbles occasionally appearing on its surface, which would "pop" like fireworks after a short while, looking extremely hot.

"I didn't expect such an underground space to exist beneath Stone Desert City." Hai Bodong released his ice-attributed Dou Qi, easily lowering the surrounding temperature, and his sharp gaze looked towards a certain spot in the magma: "There's a little fellow hidden down there. Do you want me to take it down?"

Yun Yun: "…"

This action was a bit too quick.

"No need for such trouble." Medusa spoke calmly, releasing her Dou Emperor aura wrapped with her Bloodline Power.

The next moment, a serpentine Demonic Beast appeared, about five zhang long, entirely fiery red like a round piece of fire jade, its body covered in red scales, and two ferocious heads with rhomboid pupils growing on its neck.

Before Medusa, it was extremely docile and obedient, flying directly in front of Chu Xiao and the others to prostrate itself, showing submission.

"You seem to have a habit of collecting pets. How about it?" Medusa looked at Chu Xiao.

"Since Cai Lin gave it to me, I'll take it no matter what." Chu Xiao performed the Heavenly Wind Step and came before the Two-Headed Fire Spirit Snake, reaching out to touch it.

The next moment, this Two-Headed Fire Spirit Snake was moved into a certain part of the Small World.

[Two-Headed Fire Spirit Snake captured.]

[Once Qing Lin achieves Breakthrough to Dou Zhe and naturally awakens her Bi Snake Three Flower Pupils, she can form a contract with it, making it her mount and enforcer, and also absorb its cultivation to improve herself.]

After casually recording it, Chu Xiao looked down at the magma, a look of surprise flashing in his eyes.

"Something's wrong, how can there be two auras?"