I'm Writing a Diary in Doupo! The Female Characters are Broken

"This little fellow, he's quite good at pretending."

Yun Yun secretly observed Chu Xiao's profile, finding him to be very calm, showing no signs of the complex inner thoughts she expected.

However, what she was more concerned about now was what "Yun Yun as a control group" meant, and why she was being compared with Hai Bodong.

Wasn't the most noteworthy thing about the Ice Emperor his Medusa Fear Syndrome?

The next moment, Chu Xiao provided her with an explanation in his notebook.

"In my previous life, Hai Bodong became connected with me because of a remnant map. At first, he only agreed to be my bodyguard for Medicinal Pills, but later he broke ties with the Yun Lan Sect for me. He even supported Ya Fei's Family in bringing the Mittel Family to shelter the Xiao Family. If I hadn't returned in time, he would have almost been beaten to death by the Yun Lan Sect's fast-track Dou Emperors."

"Hmm!?" A sharp glint flashed in Yun Yun's eyes.

The words "fast-track Dou Emperors" revealed a significant piece of information.

"Fast-track" implied using external forces, likely a rapid promotion with side effects.

"Dou Emperors" indicated that there were more than two or three Dou Emperors in the Yun Lan Sect at that time, whereas now there was only her, Yun Yun.

It was highly likely that the secret hidden behind these fast-track Dou Emperors was the reason Chu Xiao believed the Yun Lan Sect had to be destroyed.

Yun Yun secretly committed this to memory and continued reading.

"When Ling Xiao Pavilion was established, he became a core member. With the support of numerous resources, his cultivation Advanced by leaps and bounds, reaching the Supreme Realm at his Peak."

"Supreme, in the later Heavenly Palace, was not much. It was merely a backbone, not a major figure, but it already had the preliminary qualification to make a name in the Major Thousand Worlds."

"As a person of the Heavenly Palace, and coming from a lower plane, Hai Bodong had an extraordinary relationship with me and Ya Fei. Many people paid attention to and admired him, and many on the Dou Qi Continent even wrote books and biographies about him."

"The most famous book among them was titled 'The Ice Emperor's Biography,' which recorded his experiences after meeting the Heavenly Emperor, which was me. Many readers, after reading the book, jokingly called him my angel investor, saying that both he and Ya Fei understood that 'all-in' was a form of wisdom."

"The Yun Lan Sect was the villain in the book. Under the author's artistic embellishment, Yun was inevitably portrayed as a villain. Even though many people knew that Yun later joined the Heavenly Palace with the Flower Sect, responsible for sacrificial rites, ceremonies, and other duties, she was still often teased, saying that even though she was my woman, she was not as 'favored' as an old man like Hai Bodong."

"Especially Ya Fei and Cai Lin, they often used this to tease her."

"Thinking about it now, it's still so funny."

Yun Yun, feeling Medusa's teasing gaze: "..."

When Hai Bodong met Medusa, it was Medusa Fear Syndrome.

When he met her, Yun Yun, he became an angel investor, a representative of the "all-in" philosophy.

This was funny?

She didn't think so at all.

"'All-in' is a form of wisdom, is it?" A hint of determination flashed in Yun Yun's eyes.

This time, it was her turn to go all-in!

"Hahaha, it's really hilarious."

In Dan Region Cao City, Cao Ying laughed without any regard for her image on the bed, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes.

The Heavenly Emperor's first love during his budding romance, the recipient of his first kiss, and even having seen each other naked – with so many halos, she actually became a miserable control group in an old man's life.

This was too embarrassing.

"Sigh."

In Utan City's Mittel Auction House, Ya Fei let out a long sigh.

Yun Yun was once again outdone by her; she would definitely look for an opportunity to bully her again.

For a moment, all the women were amused by this story.

But at the same time, they also felt a greater sense of reality about Chu Xiao's previous life experiences.

The Heavenly Emperor's magnificent life, apart from them, the women with extraordinary status and position in his heart, also included relatives like the Xiao Family, and capable subordinates and life-and-death friends like Hai Bodong.

Chu Xiao was not only good to them, but he also remembered his "former" brothers and friends in his heart.

This was the attitude a Rebirth should have.

And the thoughts they were currently having were precisely Chu Xiao's intention in "recalling" this amusing anecdote.

If he always only wrote content related to women, it would make him seem not very "Heavenly Emperor-like" and also too targeted.

Occasionally writing about other experiences and people made it seem more real.

"Yun seems to have a dungeon too."

"Coming at such a coincidence, you deliberately approached me, didn't you?"

Chu Xiao decisively used his daily dungeon binding opportunity.

"Binding successful. Binding target: Yun Yun. Obtained one synchronization opportunity. Accumulation will update in one year."

The expected prompt appeared, and Chu Xiao decisively chose to use it.

Unlike Qing Lin, Yun Yun possessed many varied things and had no special talent herself.

This wave was like opening a blind box. If he got something good, he could use it as story material in the notebook dungeon.

"You have successfully synchronized Earth Rank Intermediate Fighting Skill: Wind Extreme Sword Art from Yun Yun (Wind Extreme is divided into eight sword moves: Wind God's Evil, Sword Annihilation, Meteor Kill, Sunset Radiance, Moon Flash, Starfall, Cloud Annihilation, Wind Rise)."

"The Wind Extreme Sword Art is a Wind attribute Fighting Skill created by Yun Potian. It requires inheritance through the Gate of Life and Death's empowerment. Wind Rise and Cloud Annihilation are Profound Rank Low-grade, Moon Flash and Starfall are Profound Rank Intermediate-grade, Meteor Kill and Sunset Radiance are Profound Rank High-grade. When Meteor Kill is executed to its extreme, it can rival Earth Rank. Sword Annihilation is Earth Rank Low-grade, and Wind God's Evil is Earth Rank Intermediate-grade."

Two pieces of information appeared, pleasantly surprising Chu Xiao.

Yun Yun had actually yielded a gold item, and this Wind Extreme Sword Art did not disappoint him.

Yun Lan Sect's founder, Yun Potian, was a Genius Dou Zun who could make even the ancient clans take notice when he roamed the Dou Qi Continent back then.

However, the Cultivation Techniques and Fighting Skills mastered by Yun Yun and Yun Shan were only Profound Rank High-grade, which made them seem of low caliber.

Now it seemed that to prevent the Cultivation Techniques and Fighting Skills from being stolen, all the Legacies were left in the Gate of Life and Death.

Yun Shan couldn't inherit them, most likely because his Breakthrough to Dou Zong relied on the Soul Clan.

Yun Yun, after joining the Flower Sect in the future, used the move Wind God's Evil from Wind Extreme.

It allowed the energy of heaven and earth to transform into a green wind giant to capture and control enemies, and it could be fused with Formation energy for combat, having a restraining effect on Soul Clan evil Qi.

"This is quite a bargain for me." Chu Xiao's lips curled slightly.

But he was not in a hurry to record it in his notebook; for now, he didn't lack Cultivation Techniques.

"I'll secretly learn it first, then change the approach later."

Feeling Yun Yun's faint gaze, Chu Xiao thought of a good idea.

Before long, the group landed in the courtyard of the Mo Tie Mercenary Group headquarters.

Chu Xiao called a maidservant, instructing her to notify Xiao Ding and Xiao Li and prepare a table of good wine and dishes.

"Yes, Young Master Chu Xiao." The maidservant acknowledged and withdrew.

Yun Yun's eyes moved, and she suddenly asked, "Little fellow, your name is Chu Xiao?"

"Little fellow?"

Chu Xiao felt a strong sense of malice.

Was this retaliation for him calling her Yun?

"Little fellow."

"Yun calling me by this address is also long overdue."

"After we saw each other naked in the previous life, she never called me that again."

All the women: "?"

What's the significance here? Please elaborate.

But Chu Xiao did not indulge them; it was merely a casual remark...

"That's right." Chu Xiao nodded slightly, "Sect Leader Yun, do you have any advice?"

"You wouldn't happen to be from the Xiao Family in Utan City, would you?" Yun Yun tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, a look of surprise appearing on her face.

"Precisely." Chu Xiao smiled faintly, "My uncle said that Sect Leader Yun wanted to accept me as a Disciple on behalf of her master, making me your Junior Brother?"

"Pfft!"

Hai Bodong, who was drinking tea, spat it out and coughed violently.

He cast a "Are you serious?" look at Yun Yun.

Yun Shan, that old fellow, was already "fallen," and he still wanted to accept a Prodigy like Chu Xiao as a Disciple?

Dream on!

"Hehe." Medusa leaned against the stone table and scoffed, "You really dare to think that Yun Shan is worthy of being Chu Xiao's teacher? If he could agree to you, he might as well join my Snake-People Clan."

Even a clay figure has a temper, let alone a high-ranking Dou Emperor like Yun Yun. Medusa's constant taunting made her displeased, and she couldn't help but retort, "How can a Human Race join the Snake-People Clan? Is Queen Medusa going to marry him personally and offer the Snake-People Clan as a dowry?"

Hai Bodong: "?"

Holy cow, Yun Shan's Disciple has some tricks.