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"Hmmm Hmm Hm Hmmm" I was humming a tune to myself while I kept dragging the chained adventurers behind me, it's sad I can't use 'Bladestorms' clones to also drag them with me as this would be much faster this way.

"Bastard! What they hell are these chains made of?!" The guy with the red hair shouted out as he and the other two tried to free themselves from the chains to no avail.

"I'd stop wasting your energy if I was you, I was going to use those Durandal made chains to capture a Monster to study, so you assholes aren't going to break free." I explained while I kept dragging the three of them across the ground.

At the same time any monsters I would catch sight of I would activate 'Bladestorm' and kill them leaving them dead at my feet before I would just rip out their magic stones as a result.

"Durandal Chains? What kind of dumbass Blacksmith would waste so much time and effort to imbue metal chains with the Durandal effect?!" The black haired one couldn't help but exclaim while he squirmed around as they were all being dragged along.

I stopped, letting go of the chains before smashing my fist through a monsters chest and ripping out its magic stone before looking back at them, "Well, your looking at him." I say flicking off the blood on my hand as I walked over to the black haired guy before smashing my boot on his face.

*Bang!* "Ugh! Motherfucker! Do you know who your messing-" *BANG!* "UGH!!!" He began to say before I smashed my boot down on his face as I ground in while blood came out of his nose.

"I know, I'm dealing with the Three Stooges who thought it was a good idea to do a pass parade off on me, now your getting all pissy that your stupid! *Bang!* Dumbass! *Bang!* Plan didn't work!" I shouted out as every word coming out of his mouth was just pissing me off even more.

"D-do you think you can just beat the shit out of us and-" *Bang!* "Ugh!" The red headed guy was beginning to say before I slammed my boot down on his stomach.

"A pass parader doesn't get to say shit about who the hell you are! If your saying that then I can roughly guess you assholes are either Zeus or Hera's kids who seem to have gotten to smug on the fucking fact your apart of the strongest familia!" I said while I kept kicking them, leaving the white haired, red eyed porter alone since he was keeping his mouth shut.

I then grab the red haired guy by his hair, lifting him off the ground as I crouched in front of him, "Now, maybe I'd be worried about your familia IF you were a higher ranking member, but you guys? Pfft, you guys aren't anything in your familia until you reach level four, I wouldn't be surprised if your god or goddess doesn't even remember your names properly." I say before letting go making him fall flat on his face as a result.

And sadly for these guys, it was true, unless you were a level four, or a kindred spirit with their god, who was none other than Zeus, he wouldn't give you the time of day, especially the fact that these members weren't born into the Familia and were recruited during the yearly recruitment for the Zeus Famila during the last few years.

The only one out of the three Zeus might slightly care about was the White Haired one who was keeping quiet lest he get beat up just like his companions.

I looked these guys over, scrutinizing their gear, this group of three consisted of a swordsman, an archer, and a porter, but judging from where they were in the dungeon they were at least level 2's but they weren't prepared to deal with a Minotuar Monster Party leading them to try and do a Pass Parade off on me to get away to safety.

Though I did get a rather strange looking 'stone' from killing the lead Black Minotaur earlier, it was indeed stronger than the others but an invisible sneak attack by Bladestorm can easily kill level two monsters now due to the mods I had equipped to it specifically, I was rather fortunate that Bladestorm is considered an Exalted Melee weapon and can be modified for its total damage as a result.

I then look more closely at the white haired guy who was keeping his mouth shut, his looks and everything…. It for some reason seemed familiar to me.

So after I stopped beating up the other two who were bleeding from their noses along with bruises on their faces I checked the last guy, I squatted down to his level and looked at him.

He seemed nervous, was shaking even as I stared at him, but he looked away from me making me grab his face making him look at me, "Tell me Porter, what's your name and your Familia? Zeus? Hera?" I said as my Parazon, Hidden Blade, popped out from my wrist and pointed at his face.

"He ain't gonna tell you shi-"

"James Cranel! Porter of the Zeus Familia! I didn't mean to try and do a Pass Parade on you! I was just following those guys is all!" He said revealing everything to me without hesitation.

"James you Fucker?! Do you have any pride as a member of the Zeus Familia?!?!" The red haired guy shouted out James for betraying them.

"I'm not gonna take my chances with this guy! Besides, you two were the ones that decided to run into him! What was I supposed to do?! Run in the other direction and run out of the dungeon on my own?! Go fuck yourself Renard! You to Garner!" James said shouting out at Renard, the red hair, and Garner, the black haired guy.

They began arguing all while I stood up and began to think about the name, James Cranel, Cranel, Cranel, why does that last name sounded so familiar.

I thought while they kept arguing, and after a minute I realized why that name sounded so familiar as I looked down at the white haired guy, 'So this must be this worlds protagonists Father, they do look somewhat similar to each other' I thought to myself.

I then went over to him and took away the chains binding him before putting them away in my inventory, that I had hidden within a small bag strapped to my waist on my back.

He looked confused as to why I would let him go so I decided to answer his unspoken question, "I realize this isn't really your fault what happened, so I'm going to let you go, however…." I said before clasping my hand as multiple clones appeared around him aiming their blades at him.

"Your not going to say anything about what happened down here to your familia until you see these two again, or else I'll have to make you stay silent for good, got it?" I asked as he rapidly nodded his head before my clones disappeared into smoke as he began to run for his life towards the surface.

I then looked at these two before I pulled out some rope and bounded their mouths shut while pulling out two burlap sacks and putting them over their heads.

"And the finishing touches…." I mutter as I pull out some wooden boards, wrote on them and hanged them over their necks.

'Pass Paraders' was written on the boards as I grinned to myself, now it was time to humiliate these two assholes.

And as soon as everything was ready I raised my hand before throwing it down as we all vanished from any and all prying eyes.

..

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An hour later.

The Astrea Familia on one of their early morning patrols would find two men bound by chains and hung up above the large maple tree that stood as a center piece for one of the main roads of Babel with the Pass Parader written on a board on their necks.

When this happened many wondered who did it.

Many were also glad someone put some of the members of the tyrannical Zeus Familia in their place.

But for me and Loki? We just found it hilarious what I did to them.

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