Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

Chapter 103: Ask Buddha, Who is Bald?



Six-Eared Macaque and Zhu Ganglie saw this, and oh, the envy on their faces.

The power of this Banana Leaf Fan, they had seen before, and when the fan swung their way, even Six-Eared Macaque had to dodge, not daring to take it head-on.

Even Sun Wukong did not dare to withstand that chilly wind…

This was absolutely a lethal weapon, the person holding it was always the shiniest in the team.

Watching Sha Wujing take the Banana Leaf Fan, Zhu Ganglie couldn't help but mutter, "The suck-up got lucky!"

As soon as the words fell, they saw Sha Wujing chant a spell that enlarged the fan, and then with a flick of his wrist, oops, it swung right at Zhu Ganglie!

Whoosh!

The wild wind blustered!

Sha Wujing cried out, "Second Brother, be careful, my hand slipped!"

Zhu Ganglie only had time to curse, "Damn it!"

Then Zhu Ganglie was swept off the ground, flying high and out of sight...

As for this, Tang Sanzang clearly didn't care; anyway, that pig would find his way back.

Dusting himself off, Tang Sanzang got up, stretched lazily, and drawled, "The three of you brought the Banana Leaf Fan, showing full sincerity, I'm very satisfied. I'll take this fan... but I won't take your things for nothing; I'll write you a calligraphy piece."

Then, Tang Sanzang took Sun Wukong's Jingu Bang and awkwardly carved a few characters on the Banana Leaf Cave—'Under the monk's protection!'

Signed, Tang Sanzang.

After finishing, Tang Sanzang approached Yang Jian.

Yang Jian had seen this bald guy pressuring three Bodhisattvas alone; even Buddha didn't dare to trouble him.

Even with his pride, Yang Jian didn't dare to overstep, he stood up to greet him, saying, "Yang Jian pays respect to the High Monk."

"Little Yang, don't be so formal. I want to discuss something with you..." Tang Sanzang said.

Yang Jian replied, "Please speak, High Monk. I will help as much as I can without shirking."

Tang Sanzang assured, "Don't worry, you can definitely do this!"

Yang Jian responded, "Tell me."

Tang Sanzang pointed to Xingtian's dog and said, "Could you spare a dog leg to satisfy the craving?"

Yang Jian: "@#¥..."

Upon hearing this, the dog immediately jumped up, shouting, "No way, absolutely not! Second Master, you can't agree to this!"

...

In the end, Yang Jian left with the three-legged, limping dog.

Along the way, the dog howled, "Second Master... why did you agree?"

Yang Jian said, "He gave face by asking us for help, of course, we had to agree."

"Couldn't you have just said no?" the dog whined pitifully.

Yang Jian sighed, "Then he wouldn't ask us for favors."

"Isn't that a good thing?" the dog barked.

Yang Jian said meaningfully, "Given his nature, I suspect if he couldn't ask, he'd just straight-up steal the whole thing."

The dog: "@#¥..."

Yang Jian patted the dog's head, saying, "There, there, don't be sad. After all, your leg can heal any time. Just take some pills to strengthen your body, and you'll be fine. Why are you not saying anything?"

The dog laughed dryly, "What's to say? Is not a leg enough? Do I also have to say 'Second Master is wise'?"

Yang Jian said, "I'm in the mood for some dog meat now."

"Second Master is wise!"

"Good boy!"

"@#¥@#..."

...

Watching the retreating figure of Tang Sanzang and his companions, the Bull Demon King shed reluctant tears.

"They finally left…" the Bull Demon King said with a sob.

"They're gone, so stop getting worked up," the Princess Iron Fan said.

"How can I not be worked up? During these three days, that baldie kept staring at me every time he got hungry... You don't know what it feels like, my dreams were all about lying in a pot..." the Bull Demon King explained.

Princess Iron Fan was speechless.

"You're not mad at me for giving him the Banana Leaf Fan, are you?" Princess Iron Fan asked.

Holding Princess Iron Fan by the waist, the Bull Demon King said, "Not mad, if I were to blame anyone, it'd be myself for getting cocky, literally hopping myself into this mess, and causing you to lose the Banana Leaf Fan. If there's any blame, it's you blaming me… Darling, aren't you heartbroken about the Banana Leaf Fan?"

Princess Iron Fan laughed, "Heartbroken? A little… But compared to the Banana Leaf Fan, I want that thing even more!"

Princess Iron Fan looked towards the crooked characters scribbled above the entrance of their cave dwelling, "Before, we fought our battles alone without a powerful backing, relying entirely on ourselves. Now with this, even without the Banana Leaf Fan, who would dare to trouble us? This is something that made Spirit Mountain bow, Buddha turn away, and extorted the Three Sanctities.

As for that Banana Leaf Fan, keeping it would mean having to play along with Spirit Mountain's ruse.

I even suspect that, after the play ends, those baldies might come back with a 'destined by Buddha' excuse to claim it."

"Ultimately, it's trouble, better to send it away clean."

The Bull Demon King looked at Princess Iron Fan in amazement and said, "Darling, I never realized how much smarter you are than I."

Princess Iron Fan held her head high, with a proud retort, "Of course! From now on, you just listen to me, and you can't go wrong."

"Agreed, from now on I'll follow my wife's lead!" the Bull Demon King said as he fawned over her.

Princess Iron Fan laughed gleefully…

Just then, the Bull Demon King asked, "Darling, do you do dental implants?"

"What?"

Holding up his own bull skull, the Bull Demon King said, "Original, don't let it go to waste."

Princess Iron Fan: "#@¥..."

...

Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang was stunned.

He had hurried over, only to find himself in a nation filled with women!

The only silver lining was that the women here seemed indifferent towards him, even though their eyes sparkled, they all maintained their decorum.

Eventually, he entered the city all confused and was just as bewildered when sent out, without even catching sight of the queen.

"Master Shangguan, where is Her Majesty the Queen?" Tang Sanzang couldn't help but ask.

"The queen is in seclusion, safe travels, reverend," Shangguan Ling said.

Tang Sanzang nodded slightly and turned to leave.

Watching Tang Sanzang's back, Shangguan Ling murmured, "Although he looks more like a real monk, I find that imposter more likable… I wonder where he is now."

...

At that moment, at Spirit Mountain.

"Buddha…"

Three Bodhisattvas looked tearfully at the Buddha seated on the lotus throne.

The Buddha said cheerfully, "My Bodhisattvas, if you have any questions, go ahead and ask."

Bodhisattva Lingji stepped forward and said, "Buddha, since you already intervened, why didn't you just eliminate that demon monk impersonating Golden Cicada but went after the Bull Demon King instead?"

Bodhisattva Puxian also said, "Now, I fear the entire realm of Earth Immortals knows about the impersonation incident, and Buddhism's reputation is ultimately tarnished."

Bodhisattva Guanyin stayed quiet because Lingji and Puxian had already voiced the doubts she had in her mind.

The Buddha laughed and said, "Eliminate that demon monk? Do you know who that demon monk is?"

The three Bodhisattvas looked puzzled, shook their heads, and indicated they didn't know.


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