Li Zhi, don't be a coward
Chapter 1219
Chapter 1219
Inexplicably, Li Qinzai suddenly realized that he owed a debt of favor.
Empress Wu's mouth is really...
Let's say her words are unreasonable, but it seems that there is some truth in it. Say she is reasonable, every sentence seems to be nonsense.
Fortunately, it wasn't his wife, otherwise copying knives and slashing each other would be considered gentle. Li Qinzai didn't know how many murder weapons he would invent, and they would all be used on his mother-in-law.
"The empress is relieved, I will go back and think about it..." Li Qinzai replied.
He could only answer in this way. Men with normal intelligence would not be able to reason with a powerful woman. Not only would they humiliate themselves, but they would also be punished by her.
Empress Wu finally showed a satisfied smile, and said: "It's not in vain that I have spent so much time talking with you today. I have told you so many reasons. Jingchu will go back and think carefully, and don't let me down."
Li Qinzai raised a middle finger silently in his heart.
Did what you just said make sense?Try it again in front of your man and see if he doesn't slap you hard.
Turning around to leave, Li Qinzai suddenly looked back at her.
"Queen, if the subject is willing to help the queen do this, will the queen have a reward?"
Empress Wu was startled: "What do you want?"
Li Qinzai smiled, and put up a middle finger in front of her as he wished: "I don't ask much, if the queen doesn't mind, please give me a consistent amount of money."
Empress Wu frowned: "Just consistent money?"
"Yes, as long as it is consistent."
Empress Wu stared at Li Qinzai's face, her eyes gradually changed from cold to calm.
"Okay, after the matter is completed, I will give you a consistent agreement."
"Thank you Queen for your generosity, and I will take my leave."
Staring at Li Qinzai's leaving back, Empress Wu finally stopped hiding her emotions and gritted her teeth fiercely.
She understood what Li Qinzai meant.
No matter how Li Qinzai helped her this time, it was just a transaction without emotion, and, this time only, there was no entanglement.
He exchanged the usual price of money for the possibility of refusing to become a henchman of the rear party.
Consistent money makes this deal pure.
Take money to do things, one shot and two parts.
…………
Finally left the Tai Chi Palace, thinking about the glorious deeds after being drunk last night, Li Qinzai secretly decided that he would try to seldom come to the Tai Chi Palace in the future. Last night was just a pissing circle. If he was drunk again, he would accidentally attack Taichang Temple Kabuki Attack Empress Wu...
Don't dare to think, dare not think, it's too terrible.
In the Foguang Temple just now, Li Qinzai finally agreed to Empress Wu.
For no other reason, Li Qinzai only hoped to form a good relationship with Empress Wu, to make as few enemies as possible and to make more friends in life.
The great teacher also said, "Make friends as many as you can, and make enemies as few as possible."
If you make fewer enemies, you can live a comfortable life. Otherwise, you will always think of a powerful enemy staring at you coldly in the dark, and if you have a chance, you will kill yourself. How can you live your life?
The end result is to become a crazy critic like Wu Minzhi.
Speaking of Wu Minzhi, Li Qinzai saw Wu Minzhi after returning to the Duke's mansion.
As soon as people stepped through the door, they saw Xue Na and Wu Minzhi fighting together in the front yard. The two hugged each other, their heads twisted back and forth, as if they were in a kissing scene, the scene was very eye-catching.
The servants of the Duke's Mansion were all standing next to them, and everyone was watching the excitement. Butler Wu stamped his feet in a hurry, and stepped forward to fight several times, but was shaken away by the two men's cheapness.
Seeing Li Qinzai approaching, Butler Wu was overjoyed, and hurriedly stepped forward and said with a bitter face: "Five Shaolang is finally back, please persuade your two friends, it's not proper for you to come to our house to fight for no reason ah."
Li Qinzai had no intention of persuading the fight, he waved his hands and said, "You guys have watched enough of the fun, I haven't watched it since I just got home, let me observe secretly for a while..."
Butler Wu retreated helplessly.
Li Qinzai, on the other hand, found a VIP seat and squatted down, watching the two men's brawl with great interest.
Xue Na and Wu Minzhi fought fiercely, and they didn't know what kind of tricks they used. They just hugged each other, one pulled each other's hair, and the other pulled each other's ears. It looked like they had learned the moves from the old shrew in Ganjingzhuang. family.
After the battle situation fell into a stalemate, in order to gain a strategic advantage, the two began to spit at each other. After a while, their faces were already wet, and they were not disgusted.
Li Qinzai looked at it for a long time, but he still didn't have the slightest intention of persuading the fight, but his expression was a little disappointed, probably because the moves of the two guys were too low-key, and there was no passion at all.
After Xue Na and Wu Minzhi fought each other for a long time, they were finally tired, so they let go at the same time in a tacit understanding, and each took two steps back.
After regaining their senses, the two realized that Li Qinzai was quietly squatting aside, watching the excitement with disinterest.
Xue Na's face was embarrassing, and after wiping his face with his sleeves, he bowed and said, "Brother Jingchu, don't blame me, Brother Yu is rude..."
Wu Minzhi also apologized: "Sir, don't blame it, your house is not clean. The disciple was killing demons for Mr. just now, and accidentally made a big noise..."
Xue Na stared immediately: "You dog thief! Who is the demon and who is the devil?"
Wu Minzhi looked down at himself, then at him, and said innocently, "Isn't it obvious enough?"
Li Qinzai chuckled, then shook his head and sighed, "I don't object to the two of you fighting, but since you two are fighting, why bother to fight so gracefully, and want to kill each other, otherwise why bother?"
After clapping his hands, Li Qinzai raised his voice and said, "Come here, get the knife!"
Two long horizontal knives were handed in front of him by Buqu. Li Qinzai pouted his chin towards the two of them and said, "Each person copied a knife. You keep fighting. I will invite the one who survived to go to the brothel to celebrate, and the one who died I promise to give him a good time."
Bu Qu honestly and obediently distributed a knife to each of them, and kindly helped them pull out the horizontal knife from its sheath.
Xue Na and Wu Minzhi held the knife and looked at each other helplessly, unable to fix it.
Li Qinzai stared at the two expectantly: "Go on, a few more exciting scenes, bloody stumps and broken arms, or mixed red and white brains splattered, wouldn't it be good for the Peach Stealing Association?"
Xue Na and Wu Minzhi's complexions gradually turned ugly, Xue Naqiang smiled and said: "No... not to that point, not to, not to."
Wu Minzhi also laughed and said: "The disciple and Uncle Shen Yan have always had a good relationship, and they are always behind the friendship, and they are Bo Ya's confidantes. It was just a joke, right?"
Xue Na nodded hastily: "That's right, it's just a joke."
After speaking, the two hooked each other's shoulders, but their expressions were disgusted, and they forcibly endured the nausea.
Li Qinzai said slowly: "I don't believe a word of your nonsense. The knife is already in hand. If you two don't make a movement today, you don't want to leave my house alive."
Xue Na and Wu Minzhi's expressions changed, and they threw away the knives at the same time as if they were burning their hands.
"Brother Jingchu, we know we were wrong. We shouldn't fight in your mansion. Please forgive us this time." Xue Na bowed his head and said humbly.
(End of this chapter)
Inexplicably, Li Qinzai suddenly realized that he owed a debt of favor.
Empress Wu's mouth is really...
Let's say her words are unreasonable, but it seems that there is some truth in it. Say she is reasonable, every sentence seems to be nonsense.
Fortunately, it wasn't his wife, otherwise copying knives and slashing each other would be considered gentle. Li Qinzai didn't know how many murder weapons he would invent, and they would all be used on his mother-in-law.
"The empress is relieved, I will go back and think about it..." Li Qinzai replied.
He could only answer in this way. Men with normal intelligence would not be able to reason with a powerful woman. Not only would they humiliate themselves, but they would also be punished by her.
Empress Wu finally showed a satisfied smile, and said: "It's not in vain that I have spent so much time talking with you today. I have told you so many reasons. Jingchu will go back and think carefully, and don't let me down."
Li Qinzai raised a middle finger silently in his heart.
Did what you just said make sense?Try it again in front of your man and see if he doesn't slap you hard.
Turning around to leave, Li Qinzai suddenly looked back at her.
"Queen, if the subject is willing to help the queen do this, will the queen have a reward?"
Empress Wu was startled: "What do you want?"
Li Qinzai smiled, and put up a middle finger in front of her as he wished: "I don't ask much, if the queen doesn't mind, please give me a consistent amount of money."
Empress Wu frowned: "Just consistent money?"
"Yes, as long as it is consistent."
Empress Wu stared at Li Qinzai's face, her eyes gradually changed from cold to calm.
"Okay, after the matter is completed, I will give you a consistent agreement."
"Thank you Queen for your generosity, and I will take my leave."
Staring at Li Qinzai's leaving back, Empress Wu finally stopped hiding her emotions and gritted her teeth fiercely.
She understood what Li Qinzai meant.
No matter how Li Qinzai helped her this time, it was just a transaction without emotion, and, this time only, there was no entanglement.
He exchanged the usual price of money for the possibility of refusing to become a henchman of the rear party.
Consistent money makes this deal pure.
Take money to do things, one shot and two parts.
…………
Finally left the Tai Chi Palace, thinking about the glorious deeds after being drunk last night, Li Qinzai secretly decided that he would try to seldom come to the Tai Chi Palace in the future. Last night was just a pissing circle. If he was drunk again, he would accidentally attack Taichang Temple Kabuki Attack Empress Wu...
Don't dare to think, dare not think, it's too terrible.
In the Foguang Temple just now, Li Qinzai finally agreed to Empress Wu.
For no other reason, Li Qinzai only hoped to form a good relationship with Empress Wu, to make as few enemies as possible and to make more friends in life.
The great teacher also said, "Make friends as many as you can, and make enemies as few as possible."
If you make fewer enemies, you can live a comfortable life. Otherwise, you will always think of a powerful enemy staring at you coldly in the dark, and if you have a chance, you will kill yourself. How can you live your life?
The end result is to become a crazy critic like Wu Minzhi.
Speaking of Wu Minzhi, Li Qinzai saw Wu Minzhi after returning to the Duke's mansion.
As soon as people stepped through the door, they saw Xue Na and Wu Minzhi fighting together in the front yard. The two hugged each other, their heads twisted back and forth, as if they were in a kissing scene, the scene was very eye-catching.
The servants of the Duke's Mansion were all standing next to them, and everyone was watching the excitement. Butler Wu stamped his feet in a hurry, and stepped forward to fight several times, but was shaken away by the two men's cheapness.
Seeing Li Qinzai approaching, Butler Wu was overjoyed, and hurriedly stepped forward and said with a bitter face: "Five Shaolang is finally back, please persuade your two friends, it's not proper for you to come to our house to fight for no reason ah."
Li Qinzai had no intention of persuading the fight, he waved his hands and said, "You guys have watched enough of the fun, I haven't watched it since I just got home, let me observe secretly for a while..."
Butler Wu retreated helplessly.
Li Qinzai, on the other hand, found a VIP seat and squatted down, watching the two men's brawl with great interest.
Xue Na and Wu Minzhi fought fiercely, and they didn't know what kind of tricks they used. They just hugged each other, one pulled each other's hair, and the other pulled each other's ears. It looked like they had learned the moves from the old shrew in Ganjingzhuang. family.
After the battle situation fell into a stalemate, in order to gain a strategic advantage, the two began to spit at each other. After a while, their faces were already wet, and they were not disgusted.
Li Qinzai looked at it for a long time, but he still didn't have the slightest intention of persuading the fight, but his expression was a little disappointed, probably because the moves of the two guys were too low-key, and there was no passion at all.
After Xue Na and Wu Minzhi fought each other for a long time, they were finally tired, so they let go at the same time in a tacit understanding, and each took two steps back.
After regaining their senses, the two realized that Li Qinzai was quietly squatting aside, watching the excitement with disinterest.
Xue Na's face was embarrassing, and after wiping his face with his sleeves, he bowed and said, "Brother Jingchu, don't blame me, Brother Yu is rude..."
Wu Minzhi also apologized: "Sir, don't blame it, your house is not clean. The disciple was killing demons for Mr. just now, and accidentally made a big noise..."
Xue Na stared immediately: "You dog thief! Who is the demon and who is the devil?"
Wu Minzhi looked down at himself, then at him, and said innocently, "Isn't it obvious enough?"
Li Qinzai chuckled, then shook his head and sighed, "I don't object to the two of you fighting, but since you two are fighting, why bother to fight so gracefully, and want to kill each other, otherwise why bother?"
After clapping his hands, Li Qinzai raised his voice and said, "Come here, get the knife!"
Two long horizontal knives were handed in front of him by Buqu. Li Qinzai pouted his chin towards the two of them and said, "Each person copied a knife. You keep fighting. I will invite the one who survived to go to the brothel to celebrate, and the one who died I promise to give him a good time."
Bu Qu honestly and obediently distributed a knife to each of them, and kindly helped them pull out the horizontal knife from its sheath.
Xue Na and Wu Minzhi held the knife and looked at each other helplessly, unable to fix it.
Li Qinzai stared at the two expectantly: "Go on, a few more exciting scenes, bloody stumps and broken arms, or mixed red and white brains splattered, wouldn't it be good for the Peach Stealing Association?"
Xue Na and Wu Minzhi's complexions gradually turned ugly, Xue Naqiang smiled and said: "No... not to that point, not to, not to."
Wu Minzhi also laughed and said: "The disciple and Uncle Shen Yan have always had a good relationship, and they are always behind the friendship, and they are Bo Ya's confidantes. It was just a joke, right?"
Xue Na nodded hastily: "That's right, it's just a joke."
After speaking, the two hooked each other's shoulders, but their expressions were disgusted, and they forcibly endured the nausea.
Li Qinzai said slowly: "I don't believe a word of your nonsense. The knife is already in hand. If you two don't make a movement today, you don't want to leave my house alive."
Xue Na and Wu Minzhi's expressions changed, and they threw away the knives at the same time as if they were burning their hands.
"Brother Jingchu, we know we were wrong. We shouldn't fight in your mansion. Please forgive us this time." Xue Na bowed his head and said humbly.
(End of this chapter)
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