Lil Sunneh and his adventures

Our story continues in the hollows, as Saint Sunny stands near Awakened Rain.

Sunny: I'm actually your big bro, we from the same blood Rain.

Rain: No way! That can't be true, but I don't really remember much before getting adopted. I thought my brother was dead.

Sunny: I know you don't, you were still a baby back then. I visited every now and then in hope that you came back home.

Rain: I actually went back to our old home not too long ago, like last week, it looked abandon though. There was no sign that anyone was there, but I decided to explore it anyways. I found this old toy that looked only familiar, and this dusty shoe box. I found some pretty outdated shoes in it, I tried them on and went for a jog in them but they were too small so I put them back in the box. Anyways, I really just wanted to talk to someone about this.

Sunny: W-were the shoes red? Did you try them on or actually run in them?

Rain: The shoes? Yeah they were red and-

Sunny: DID YOU RUN IN THEM?!?

Rain: Chill! Yeah I did so what? Those dusty soles needed a stretch and bend after a long time.

Sunny: Stretch, and... bend. Sunny fell to his knees and stared at the ground

Rain: Why did I expect you to be less weird because you were my brother, ugh.

Sunny: Those J's were the Jordans 67 god damn it! Do you know how valuable they are? The reps go for 5 stacks on the street, the REPS. That's why I found my shoes in ruin? YOU creased my most prized possession... I had so many memories with these legendary J's.

Rain: Like what? It's not like you can use mundane shoes in combat anyways. Why are you so angry about those dusty things. What memories could you have made if you were fighting monsters all your life.

Sunny: I haven't told you this story yet, but it was a few weeks ago, when I rocked my NOT creased J's

Rain: Oh fuck not another story... Please don't cut me off in a flashba-

Hi I'm Morgan Freeman and I'm still voice acting the narrator. Unfortunately for our uneducated Rain, Sunny actually initiated a flashback, which Rain will have to suffer through, but not alone thankfully.

Sid (fire keeper): Hey Cassia! Can you tell me what this beast's weaknesses are? We're struggling too hard right now!

Cassia: Hollup Sunny just initiated a flashback I gotta dip bro. Good luck don't get slimed twin.

And so, we are taken to a sunny beach side Basketball court, as the sun starts to set creating the perfect Golden hour. And standing on the field is none other than Sunny himself, still a Saint because this was a few weeks back. There were 2 other figures standing on the court.

Sunny: Alright Nephis, you just gotta throw the ball into that little circle alright? If you forget all the rules just pass the ball to me I'll cook.

Nephis: Alright I get the rules but why are you walking like that, won't it be hard to run in that posture.

Sunny: Neph I can't crease these J's, and I won't. But I won't need to crease them to win over these bums when they show their asses up.

Cassia: Why did I get dragged into this, Don't you all have lives to be saving?

Sunny: Relax gang, this is to practise our team coordination and stuff like that. It's need trust.

Cassia: Why do you even need me as a ref you have perfect shadow sense to do that job.

Sunny: Even street ball has rules, and refs can't be on a team that's just how people end up cheating bro.

Cassia: Just finish this quickly, I have allot of paperwork to get back to.

Nephis: We are quite unstoppable for a duo, when will our adversaries show up?

Sunny: The opps? I don't know I asked Mordy but he wanted to choose his own teammate. He might be running late cuz I doubt he has friends for this.

Cassia: Isn't there a rule that they lose if they're too late or something? This can't take too long hes literally a saint.

Sunny: Fuck if I know, hey Neph lets js do some free throws to practise. Sunny throws a basketball towards Nephis and she catches it hesitantly

Nephis: Alright, just gotta get it into the little circle. I mean the net. Nephis grips the ball tightly, flames shine from eyes as she gets ready to throw.

Nephis: What did you used to say again Sunny? Right, Kobe! As the ball leaves Neph's hands, it quickly ignites and fails to reach the net before evaporating. The smoke produced from the ball covers the whole backboard and above it.

Sunny: Kobe did not die for this twin...

As the smoke fades a figure is revealed standing on the backboard, as their cape flutters in the wind, even without any wind.

Mordy: DAMN bitch! That wasn't Micheal Jordan that was Jordan Hawkins!

Sunny: Stop aura farming gang, get down there and where the hell is your duo?

Mordy: Jumps down the backboard and lands gracefully on the concrete field

My duo? He's right here. 

Another figure is revealed as the smoke fades, walking behind Mordy to stand next to him.

Mordy: More importantly, where is your duo ya emo bum?

Sunny: Don't you see this Ange- Beauty next to me? She finna dunk on you gang.

Nephis: Yeah whatever that means, also sorry about the ball. Cassie should have a spare one.

Mordy: Oh hell nah, that white haired Nephilim is off the field ref, she burned the damn ball and almost hurt us with her smoke! We coulda choked or gotten cancer ref!

Sunny: Fuck you on about you're a saint mf!

Cassia: Relax! I have another ball... And sorry Sunny, but he's kinda right. Red card for Neph. You're off the field sis come sit on the bench with me.

Nephis sighs and goes to sit on the bench, just to realise some drunk guy was sitting next to her, making her stand up and sit on the other side of the court instead.

Noctis: What? You don't wanna sit next to me missy? These younguns bro

Sunny: What the fuck man, you're supposed to be on my side Cassie! 

Cassie: I thought I was here to make it fair.

Sunny: Dang now I need a new duo. Fuck!

The smoke completely lifts and the person standing next to Mordy finally speaks

Harper: Uhm an incomplete team means an immediate loss in NBA rules officially, so does this mean we win Referee?

Sunny: Fuck no don't answer that Cassie, we're playing street ball not that bs for wussies. And I'll get a teammate. Sunny looks around, only to stop as he sees a young man with AirPods walking across the pavement

He's tall, should be fine.

Sunny grabs the man through the shadows and pulls him on the court, in his momentary shock, Sunny explains the situation to the man

June: Fine I'll play, you could have just asked nicely instead of kidnapping me. Who's team am I on, the aura farmer or the guy with the old ass J's

Sunny: You're with me and these J's are gold, put some respect on them ight?

Nephis: Why is Mordy even here btw, that's so random I thought he was on a genocide run.

Mordy: Sunny promised he'd hook me up with his barber if I win, and I lowk need those waves.

Sunny: Yeah but if I win I get Mordy's crunchyroll AND Netflix password, I wanted to push for his Spotify on top of it but even hes using Spotify cracked these days.

Cassia: Alright get in place, run them 2s nice I don't wanna see no fouls this game. Right. Cassie looks at the small iron musical instrument around her neck with disgust, before blowing into it to create a flute sound. As she does that, the game begins.

Mordy: Starts dribbling in place. Alright Harpy, js pass to me I can outshoot these crusty mofos. 

And so, Mordy dribbles the ball towards his the net, only to be interrupted by both June and Sunny. Being trapped, he gets into the position to make a shot.

Sunny: Fuckass tactic you have won't work, and you aint making a half court shot either playboy. 

Sunny gets his arms up to block the shot, and so does June as Mordy makes his move

Mordy: Hush up. In an unexpected turn, Mordret passes the ball to the completely open Harper closing in towards the net, and Harper catches the ball smoothly. Alright Harpy remember our tactic! Mordret runs towards Harper as Sunny and June turn around too late to catch them

Harper: I got this Og watch this. Mordy's eyes open up wide as Harper takes a shot instead of passing the ball, and as the ball flies in the air in slowmotion, Noctis burps in surprise. The nerve-wracking moment ends with the ball missing by a tiny but considerable length.

Shit, my bad Og... Harper says with a lower tone

Mordy: Damnation. Don't do this again.

Sunny: Fuck they almost got us twin, how about I guard the guy with the ball and you the other one next time? That sounds like a good tactic

June: Why don't I guard the shooter? I'm way taller bro you can barely block anything.

Sunny: Damn you right. Sunny walks to collect the ball, and the match continues.

Harper: I'll lock in bro, on my boss in the castle.

And so, the game goes on fiercely without anyone getting a scoring a point. While Sunny got a few chances for an open goal, he ruined it by walking like a handicapped giraffe giving his opps time to catch up. This sweaty game went on to half time, with no progress made until Cassie blew her flute.

June: covered in sweat. Fuck man, their defense is fucking goated icl.

Sunny: This lowk all on you twin, you didn't hit a single shot

June: I didn't take a single shot cuz your dumbass kept throwing airballs instead of running on the field like a normal person! You lucky that Harper has even worse aim or we would have been cooked

Sunny: You know the grind, I can't crease these beauties.

Saying that, both Sunny and June drank water greedily from plastic bottles that probably caused some turtles to die later on.

Mordret: Not a drop of sweat on his face. Damn bro, fuck is wrong with your passes? Is you blind with those glasses or what?

Harper: Man my boss been stressing me out lately, I can barely pay to keep working there. My muscles can't function with this stress bro. You feel me?

Mordret: The fuck? No I don't feel you. Fuck kinda masochist work do you do man.

Harper: I work for this guy in gold called gu-

Mordret: Stfu it was rhetorical. Just lock in, 1 point is all we need they can't break our defense anyways.

Both of them drank Greedily from their bottles as well.

Nephis: Is sweating like this a part of your teamwork training Sunny? You never sweat when sparring with me.

Sunny: That's cuz you not locked in, I mean never mind. Just watch me and this guy July cook them

June: Just like Moony said. We're gonna be chefs at the end of this

Sunny: You know I'm actually a pretty good chef back at bast-

Cassie: Shut up this flashback is already taking too long, get ready we starting.

Both teams walked up the court, ready for the final part of this show, the deciding one.

Sunny: Damnation. I have to win this...

And so, Cassie blew her flute once more, indicating the continuation of the match.

Mordy: On prime Lebron I ain't losing no fade with an emo. Starts dribbling towards the net, before getting into a shooting position at half court

Sunny runs towards Harper and June gets ready to receive a pass from Sunny, but before that ever happened, Mordret took a shot from half court, the curve was magnificient. But def not worht betting prime Lebron on. In the tension that awoke, the ball decided to break it by going into the net with 0 trouble.

Mordy: Fuck yeah, take that edgelord.

June: Dang... He looked at Sunny with a hint of fear in his eyes.

Sunny: No way in hell bro, I can't keep using pirating sites to watch my slop Isekai. If I lose this bro... Sunny stared at June with malice.

June: *Shit! What am I supposed to do now? I have a feeling that if I piss of this guy my future working career might be ruined! I can, I can turn back time with my aspect legacy. I know its cheating but, they won't ever know and the drop in my essence won't be noticed. This is for the best* 

Time turned back, and June was standing infant of Mordy once more, right before he took a shot. Though this time, he expected his move and caught the ball mid air with an amazing jump, landing on 2 feet ready to pass to Sunny for a free goal. Until he get pushed to the ground, and the ball falling out of his hands. He screamed in agony as he saw the tiny scrape on his knee, but Nobody stopped, Mordret simply picked up the ball and dunked on Sunny.

Sunny: Ref did you not see that!? Why aren't you calling this out bro!

Cassie: No I didn't see that Sunny. But Everyone else did. 

Sunny: Then why didn't you call that out, this was no foul this was attempted murder! My teammate is dying!

Mordret: Oh come on he bumped into me. You clearly saw that my hands didn't touch him!

Nephis: Guy's its just a game-

Sunny: Didn't touch him? You nearly took his soul with that push! Where's his red card huh ref?

Mordret: Is this what watching mid piece and being short does to a person?

Cassie: Lets not get personal I didn't even get the chance to blow this little flute thing.

Sunny: One piece aint mid, you elitist. Sunny sucker punched Mordret point blank in the face, and Mordy staggered back. Is this what not receiving parental affection does to a person?

June: whispering Shit...

Mordret: Yeah who cares about a few civilians becoming collateral damage. Fight me Bi-

Time turned back once more, this time to a different point in time.

Sunny: Dang now I need a new duo. Fuck!

As Sunny looked around, he failed to notice anyone who looked semi-decent at sports.

Sunny: Shit. We'll have to reschedule, I can't play without Neph man.

Mordy: Fosho, just say you were scared. Send me the link to your barber on snap, I'm out.

Sunny: Damn! I can just play him in a few weeks so I'll be fine. My lucky J's will help me win anyways.

Somewhere further down the street, a man was lying on the pavement suffering from essence exhaustion. And so, our flashback ended.

Sunny: And that's how I ended up rescheduling, but now I can't use my lucky J's for this match! If I reschedule again he'll think I'm a bitch too.

Rain: Did you really have to start a flashback for a canceled match. Also why did it take so long you didn't even play the match.

Sunny: Because! Yeah that's weird, It felt like I did play the match. Maybe in spirit, our auras clashed before he left and it left an imprint on my soul. Maybe that why.

Rain: Just take me back to my tent bro.

Sunny: Not even a sorry? Ungrateful.

Somewhere far away, as June was eating some fruits he randomly shivered and almost choked on his food. Deep down he knew he wouldn't get away with it. But atleast he learned his lesson. Never listen to a street rat with old Jordans. And Sunny experienced his first true Nightmare, his J's getting creased.