Marvel: Undercover in S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm So Evil

Chapter 136: Chapter 136



"But you still haven't said which version of Deadpool you are." Kurohane noted that this Deadpool's appearance was classic, but his accent was definitely not Canadian.

"If I had to say, I should be an unpublished version." Deadpool scratched his head through his mask, and his other hand wasn't idle either, scratching his butt. "In short, I have all the abilities other Deadpools have, and it seems I have abilities other Deadpools don't!"

"Here, come on." After a moment of hesitation, Deadpool directly pulled open a dressing room door. Kurohane looked outside the door. It was no longer the monotonous TVA corridor, but a dark, steep staircase. Deadpool chuckled, then stepped onto the stairs, and even waved at Kurohane cheerfully!

"You have Space abilities?! Amazing!" Kurohane exclaimed, a hint of genuine impressiveness in his tone.

Kurohane followed Deadpool onto the dark staircase, but after Kurohane entered, the door behind him automatically closed with a surprising "bang" that startled Kurohane! He hurriedly tried to pull the door open, but found that when he pulled it open, it was an underground parking lot! What surprised Kurohane the most was that he suddenly felt the Holy Scar on the back of his hand, pulsing with power again!

"You dead loser! Where did you take me?!" Kurohane roughly grabbed Deadpool, choking him and pressing him to the ground, shaking his head back and forth. Then he subconsciously activated his fighting skills and accidentally twisted his cervical spine, a cracking sound echoing!

The limping Deadpool gave up struggling, and after 3 seconds, he got up from the ground again. His previously twisted cervical spine returned to normal, as if nothing had happened.

"The truth is, I don't know where this is either!" Deadpool said, shrugging.

"What?!" Kurohane snapped, shocked.

"I really don't know where this is. In short, sometimes I just push a door and it's another world. I've been away from my own world for a long time now, but after experiencing more than 3500 worlds, I still haven't found my home. Oh, I miss my Peter!" Deadpool squatted down, holding his head in annoyance, but no matter how you looked at it, he was pretending. He was clearly treating Kurohane like an idiot!

Kurohane already felt something was wrong at this point. He choked Deadpool and held him under his armpit. Then he ascended the stairs like that, and kicked open the closed door in front of him. A dazzling white light flashed, and a familiar scene appeared before Kurohane's eyes. In a recognizable alley, there was an unkempt trash can, and a homeless man lay on the ground feigning death.

"New York, Queens?! I finally made it to outer space, and you brought me back to Earth?!" Kurohane grabbed Deadpool's neck and shook him violently. He had truly struggled to leave Earth this time. But now he was back on Earth. Didn't that mean he would soon have to take over as Sorcerer Supreme and lose his freedom?!

"There's nothing wrong with New York, Queens. My good friend is a superhero in New York. Basically, every time I change worlds, I'm in New York. I love New York!" Deadpool's neck was almost snapped by Kurohane, but he didn't react at all. Instead, as if he had discovered something amazing, he pointed upwards and shouted loudly:

"Look, look! It's Dr. Octopus!!!"

"What?! Dr. Octopus?"

Kurohane followed Deadpool's finger and saw a middle-aged man wearing a perverted uniform trench coat. Behind him were four mechanical arms like octopus tentacles twitching, standing on a speeding train. Then he was apprehended by Spider-Man wearing a red tight suit, and the two of them fought colorfully on the train. Good and evil engaged in a passionate close-quarters battle on the train roof, smashing countless train windows. Scattered glass shards fell from the sky, causing pedestrians on the ground to cry out in pain!

He actually changed the Universe for me! He even changed the film company for me, straight from Marvel to Sony!!! This is Dr. Octopus from Tobey's Spider-Man! This utterly deceitful Deadpool!

Kurohane truly regretted it at this moment. At the Time Variance Authority, at most he would be pruned into the Void. After all, he had a Space Ring that could open portals, so leaving that ghostly place wasn't difficult. But now... he came here just fine, but he couldn't go back!! He couldn't sense the spatial location of other Universes, so he couldn't open a portal to return.

"I'm going to kill you today! You loser! Hurry up and send me back!" Kurohane roared, anger burning in his voice.

"Didn't I already say it? If I could go back, would I still not be able to find my home?!" Deadpool retorted, his voice filled with feigned frustration.

Kurohane's repeated shaking finally made Deadpool unbearable, and he began to fight back against Kurohane. But he was completely crushed by Kurohane in terms of strength. Even if he struggled with all his might, he was still pressed to the ground and rubbed by Kurohane!

It was only when Deadpool was about to draw his weapons that he realized both Desert Eagles on his thighs were already in Kurohane's hands! Two dark muzzles were aimed at Deadpool's two eyeballs, and Kurohane's finger was already on the trigger, ready to fire.

"Hurry up and send me back, or I'll shoot you dead." Kurohane threatened, his voice low and full of danger.

"Go ahead and shoot. I also want to know if I can be shot dead." Deadpool genuinely didn't care. If Kurohane had the guts to shoot him dead, then he would never be able to return!

Bang!

The muzzles of both Desert Eagles fired simultaneously, and the deafening sound of gunshots echoed in the alley, smoke billowing from their barrels. It startled the homeless man who was feigning death, but seeing the two smoking pistols in Kurohane's hands, he resolutely continued to play dead! Deadpool, this (idiot/crazy-ass) really was open-minded and fell to the ground unconscious.

Kurohane comfortably tossed the two Desert Eagles and all the weapons on Deadpool into his Space Ring. Then he used Super Strength to observe the battle between Spider-Man and Dr. Octopus from a distance. This train conveniently turned into the alley where Kurohane was, so he could watch for quite a while. Every movement and stance between the two of them seemed so simple and unadorned. Especially since Dr. Octopus and Spider-Man focused on close-quarters combat.

"Hmm, looking at it like this, this version of Spider-Man is still more handsome!" Kurohane mumbled to himself.

"Of course. When this movie came out, the special effects weren't very good, but it also saved money. The main thing is that the box office was good, otherwise they wouldn't have made three movies in a row. This version of Spider-Man is also my favorite Spider-Man, mainly because he's quite the loser!"

Deadpool's cheap voice came from behind Kurohane, startling Kurohane. It wasn't that he didn't think of ambushing Kurohane for revenge. But he didn't have any weapons on him. If he punched Kurohane when he wasn't paying attention, he would be the one suffering later!

Kurohane didn't even turn his head, still watching Spider-Man get beaten. The movie hadn't reached its end yet, so the superhero couldn't win.

"Have you met other versions of Spider-Man?" Kurohane asked, intrigued.

"Not yet, but maybe I will soon!" Deadpool replied, his tone cheerful.

"I know you can choose which world to go to! Hurry up and send me back!" Kurohane demanded, turning to Deadpool.

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