MTLNOVEL Chapter 140: Chapter 140
It must be said, even anywhere, Deadpool's physique was a unique existence. Although he was an anti-hero existence, he was comparable to Wolverine, a main character!
Ten minutes later, Deadpool, who had wasted four bags of laundry detergent, rose from the ground contentedly. "I forgive you. If possible, please let me freefall for another six hours. As long as you have enough 'stuff,' I can stay 'down' like this forever, because I can get 'high'!"
Kurohane sighed. This foul mouth truly was something! He could turn this kind of foul road into a highway!
Given the context, the 'stuff,' 'down,' and 'high' Deadpool said were entirely different things, they were all double-entendres, not only vulgar but also obscene!
"I know you have the ability to break the fourth wall, and even communicate with scriptwriters from a certain perspective." The veins on Kurohane's forehead bulged uncontrollably, his eyes narrowed. "My current request is only one: immediately take me back to the Time Variance Authority. Tell me if you can do it?" No wonder the Avengers didn't want Deadpool to join, with just this foul mouth, the Avengers would disband in less than three days!
Deadpool took off his mask and pulled a needle and thread from his eye. He began to self-repair the holes in his mask. Kurohane had opened him up twice before, and now the back of his head was completely exposed.
"Mr. Kurohane, given that you can recognize Dr. Octopus, you can also break the fourth wall, right? Or perhaps you've also seen the old Spider-Man trilogy. Then I ask you, is there a Time Variance Authority in this world? Answer me! Look into my eyes... Ah—! Why did you poke my eyes!"
Kurohane finally couldn't hold back. After Deadpool said, "Look into my eyes," his right hand subconsciously used a move called 'Two Dragons Playing with a Pearl,' violently poking Deadpool's eyes!
"Then immediately take me to a world with a Time Variance Authority!"
"Can't go, Mr. Kurohane."
Although Kurohane had poked him so hard that he cried a puddle of tears, Deadpool was full of life in just a few seconds. He was still repairing his damaged mask alone. He didn't know exactly how he did it, but in just a few quick motions, it was restored to its original state. He put the mask on his head and casually tucked the needle and thread back into his eye.
"I told you before, I'm an unpublished version of Deadpool. My mission is to run around different worlds, looking for opportunities to appear, and finally transforming from a cameo to a protagonist, and eventually a protagonist in a series!"
"So?" Kurohane pressed.
"So I have to interact with the superheroes in this world to see the chemical reaction between Deadpool and the loser Spider-Man. If we can spark a love relationship, then a new project could emerge, 'Spider-Man 4: Love and Deadpool!'"
Deadpool even struck a very excited pose, like Spider-Man shooting webs, while making a "Thwip!" sound!
"Is there a possibility you could let this wretched Spider-Man go, and we could go directly to the next world? For example, how about finding Thor? Didn't you see him weeping sadly for you in Deadpool 3? Perhaps you two are the true chosen ones, a match made in heaven!" Kurohane suggested, attempting to manipulate Deadpool.
Kurohane mused. If it were the Tom Holland version of Spider-Man, maybe he could still spark something with you, but this Spider-Man, bound by the curse of 'With great power comes great responsibility,' definitely wouldn't enjoy joking around with Deadpool! So, rather than helping the two of them spark something, it's better to let them completely part ways!
Kurohane had given up struggling at this point. For someone like Deadpool whose brain circuits were completely abnormal, only by making him completely despair would it work! Without further ado, he took out the equipment he had stripped from Deadpool, such as the two Edman Alloy Knives, two Desert Eagles, etc., and threw them all to Deadpool in front of him, preparing to dig a big pit for Deadpool!
"Then I'll help you. The condition is, no matter which world we go to, you have to bring me!"
"Deal!"
Deadpool also mischievously extended his fist. Kurohane could only fist bump with him helplessly, a faint smile etched on his lips.
"How exactly are you going to help me? Tell me your plan... Hey? Why does this knife look so much like the one I lost?" Deadpool was reorganizing his equipment, but he found a knife that looked rather familiar to him. It was clear that Kurohane's Space Ring contained three knives of the same design. Kurohane couldn't distinguish them, but Deadpool could.
"I already told you the knife isn't important!" Kurohane draped his arm over Deadpool's shoulder and helped him put the katana into the sheath on his back. "See, does it fit? This is your knife!"
"Is it?" Deadpool asked, doubtful.
"It's yours, don't overthink it!" Kurohane insisted.
"Ouch!"
Kurohane had no choice but to boldly use Telepathy on Deadpool to make him forget about this issue. But just by entering Deadpool's mind for one second, Kurohane felt as if he had seen some unspeakable Cthulhu monsters! Pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, gluttony, lust, and idiocy! Others only had the Seven Deadly Sins, but this guy's mind somehow had a little more filth than the others!
Kurohane once wondered why Deadpool was so popular but never officially joined the X-Men. The problem lay in his brain! This was practically a special attack weapon against Professor X! Therefore, the operation of controlling Deadpool to forcibly travel to another world was also impossible. Even if he stayed in his mind for one more second, he was afraid he would be destroyed!
Suppressing an unbearable feeling of nausea, Kurohane slapped Deadpool hard on the shoulder and said, "The formation of a superhero team always starts with a fight leading to acquaintance. So, in order to make you and little Spider-Man spark something, I've decided to let you play the villain doing evil deeds. As long as you can show your uniqueness in front of him, and then cover yourself up a little, then you can definitely become a new team!"
"What if I can't cover myself up later?" Deadpool asked, his tone innocent.
"Are you Mary Jane?" Kurohane countered, a sly smile gracing his lips.
"Of course not! But I can also go and steal Parker's girlfriend!" Deadpool exclaimed, his eyes gleaming behind the mask.
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