Chapter 34: POLL
[WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS.][CONTINUITY? GONE.][PLOT? WHO CARES?]
[THIS IS A POLL CHAPTER.]
Deadpool Takes Over
The scene fades in.
Not in the battlefield.Not in the Avengers Tower.Not in some dramatic, cinematic showdown.
Nope.
We're in a completely white void.
Just… emptiness.
And standing in the center of it all?
Deadpool.
Who is now sitting in a comically oversized throne made of discarded plot points, broken fourth walls, and rejected fan theories.
He clears his throat.
"Alright, LISTEN UP, YOU BEAUTIFUL READERS."
Deadpool's Speech
Deadpool leans forward, elbows on his knees.
"We've reached a VERY crucial moment in this absolutely insane, genre-breaking, copyright-violating fanfiction."
He gestures wildly.
"See, I could sit here and let the author dictate our fates like some kind of literary tyrant. But YOU—yes, YOU, my dear reader—YOU HAVE POWER."
He stands dramatically.
"So, for the first time in history, we're doing what no other story has dared to do before—"
"A FAN VOTE."
A giant neon sign appears behind him, flashing: ✨ READER POLL TIME! ✨
The Poll: You Decide the Madness
Deadpool snaps his fingers, and four floating options appear in giant glowing text.
OPTION 1: "FULL CHAOS MODE – LET THE MULTIVERSE COLLAPSE!"We stop pretending there's a structured narrative and go FULL multiversal insanity! Random characters show up! Locations shift every five seconds! Hulk rides a T-Rex into battle while Thanos does the Macarena!
OPTION 2: "SUPER SERIOUS HERO ARC – ACTUALLY TRY TO WRITE A DECENT STORY!"Oh, what, you suddenly want this to be taken seriously?! Fine. We do deep character development, moral dilemmas, and actual stakes. But be warned—this means less Deadpool screaming at the sky!
OPTION 3: "HOMELANDER VS. THE AVENGERS – NO DISTRACTIONS!"We finally get the fight everyone's been waiting for: Homelander vs. the Avengers. No Kaijus, no multiversal mess, just a full-blown superpowered slugfest!
OPTION 4: "DEADPOOL BECOMES THE MAIN CHARACTER – EVERYONE ELSE IS A SIDE CHARACTER!"Let's be honest, I'm carrying this story anyway. So why not just make it OFFICIALLY MINE?! You get fourth-wall breaking, infinite sarcasm, and way more explosions. Downside? Literally nobody else gets meaningful screentime.
Deadpool's Closing Argument
Deadpool leans against the glowing text.
"Alright, my dear viewers, it's YOUR time to shine. Drop a comment below and tell the author which direction we should go!"
He tilts his head.
"Or, if you're a TRUE AGENT OF CHAOS, make up your own option and confuse the hell out of the writer!"
He winks.
"Either way, your vote decides our fate. So choose wisely… or stupidly. Either works!"
Deadpool snaps his fingers, and a massive "COMMENT BELOW" banner flashes behind him.
"Now, get to it! COMMENT!"
End of Chapter (Maybe?)
[YOUR MOVE, READERS.]