Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”

Chapter 123: Chapter 123 Understanding the Dragon and Phoenix Fight [Second Update]

However, thinking that Octopus King had to eat someone every time he used a Skill, Yi Zheng felt a wave of disgust and lost interest, stowing away the Skill Pearl.

After collecting the loot, three beams of golden light descended, indicating the resurrection of Octopus King, Poison Spider King, and Mantis King.

No sooner had the three revived than Octopus King immediately increased the distance between himself and Yi Zheng, exclaiming, “Boss Rabbit, I surrender, I surrender!”

Yi Zheng didn’t even look at him and climbed onto a chair to the north, but even standing on the chair, he was only a head taller than the table. This displeased him, so he beckoned to Octopus King.

With a sobbing tone, Octopus King said, “Big brother, I was wrong, please let me go. I couldn’t beat you one-on-one, let alone in a brawl.”

Thinking of the 100,000 blood volume recovery, Octopus King’s scalp tingled.

Yi Zheng gave him a cold look, “What are you thinking about? This stool is too short, come here and be my stool.”

Upon hearing this, Octopus King’s face turned sour, “I am a king after all…”

Yi Zheng’s expression slightly changed.

Immediately, Octopus King added, “Serving as your throne should be fine.”

After that, he scurried over to Yi Zheng and cautiously stretched out his tentacles to lift Yi Zheng onto his head.

Before he could retract his tentacles, he saw Boss Rabbit forcefully yank one, and with a plop, a tentacle of Octopus King was torn off.

“Ow!” Tears instantly welled up in Octopus King’s eyes from the pain.

Source: Webnovel.com, updated on Ɲονɢ0.сο

“Shut up!” Boss Rabbit shouted, and Octopus King immediately clamped his mouth shut.

He then pointed toward a spear stuck in a table far away and said, “Bring that to me.”

As Octopus King was pulling out the spear to hand it over to Yi Zheng, he pitifully said, “Big brother, I only have so many tentacles, I can’t lose any more…”

Yi Zheng said, “Fresh ingredients taste better, no rush.”

No rush…

What, are you still thinking about my other tentacles?

Octopus King howled inwardly, then he saw Yi Zheng stick the spear into a tentacle, and lastly, with a flick of his hand, a ball of flame flew out and hovered under the tentacle, immediately emitting a sizzling sound as it grilled.

Thus, Yi Zheng sat atop Octopus King’s head, fishing-like with a long spear, on which a huge octopus leg hung, cooking deliciously over the flame.

Seeing this scene, the newly resurrected Mantis King and Poison Spider King immediately joined the trembling group in the corner. The bosses hung their heads low, daring not even to breathe heavily, worried that any wrong breathing rhythm might get them roasted by Boss Rabbit.

At that moment, Yi Zheng spoke, “Don’t just stand there, come have a seat. Whether it’s a meeting or dividing loot, let’s discuss it seated.”

“No, no, no… no need, we’re fine standing. Lord, you speak, we’re listening,” stammered Mantis King.

Having just received a few great Skills, Yi Zheng was in a good mood, so he pointed at the seats and said, “When I tell you to sit, you sit, stop the nonsense!”

Seeing Yi Zheng get angry, all the bosses rushed to their seats and sat down obediently, their sitting posture as rigid as if a high-ranking official had come to inspect, very disciplined.

Yi Zheng, observing the docile bosses, eventually said leisurely, “You don’t have to be nervous, although you didn’t contribute much in the siege this time. But you know, I usually eat alone, so you’ll just have to be hungry. Don’t think too much, you’ll only waste energy and feel worse off. Any objections?”

Initially, Mantis King and others found the first part of his statement familiar, thinking to themselves how Boss Rabbit seemed to act just like Octopus King.

By the end of it, they realized they had overestimated Boss Rabbit’s character! In terms of character, Octopus King wasn’t even in the same league—after all, Octopus King would still leave some broth, whereas Boss Rabbit would consume it all!

However, faced with the formidable Boss Rabbit, no one dared to say no. Even the ever-talkative Chicken King clamped his beak shut because he was well aware that fire and chicken were the most fitting combination. To others, the flame represented a campfire, but in his eyes, it was a crematorium.

“Speak up!” Yi Zheng urged.

“No problem!” everyone shouted in unison.

Yi Zheng nodded, “Your attitude is good, very sincere. I’m very satisfied.”

While speaking, Yi Zheng tore off a piece of octopus tentacle meat and stuffed it into his mouth, but the next moment…

Ptui, ptui, ptui!

“It tastes earthy, so disgusting!” Then he flung the octopus tentacle onto the table.

The Octopus King felt extremely aggrieved. Not only was his tentacle torn off and grilled right in front of him, but it was also criticized for its poor taste… Such aggrievance! So damn aggrieving!

And, he wasn’t even a sea octopus; he was a guardian buried in the ground, naturally imbued with an earthy taste—how could this be his fault?

The other bosses felt extremely uncomfortable, partly because Boss Rabbit was smacking his lips while glancing their way, much like a Taotie entering a food market, picking and choosing…

Unable to withstand that gaze any longer, Snake King exclaimed, “Boss Rabbit, why not roast a chicken instead?”

Before Yi Zheng could respond, Chicken King, cursing Snake King’s ancestors in his heart, quickly loosened the string around his beak and yelled, “Boss Rabbit, roasting a snake is the real deal! The meat is firm, with few bones, and it’s very nourishing!”

Skeleton King said leisurely, “Boss Rabbit, if you’re having trouble choosing, let me recommend a dish for you. How about a Dragon and Phoenix fight?”

Snake King and Chicken King glared fiercely at Skeleton King, as if to say, “Are you freaking speaking human language?”

Skeleton King just laughed, “Don’t look at me, I’ve got no meat.”

Zombie King slowly spoke up, “Roasted bone marrow is said to be quite tasty. My meat isn’t tasty, it’s dried up, stiff, and rough… Boss Rabbit probably wouldn’t be interested.”

Skeleton King, who had just been spectating, was unexpectedly thrown under the bus by a zombie and protested to Yi Zheng, “Boss Rabbit, do you like painting? I heard there’s a color called ‘Mummy Brown,’ made from ground-up mummies.”

Zombie King’s face changed, and he hastily defended, “I’m a zombie, not a mummy.”

“It’s all the same… ground up, they’re all the same color,” Skeleton King retorted.

Frustrated and uneducated about art and pigment, Zombie King wanted to object but completely lacked the know-how!

At that moment, Poison Spider King suggested, “Boss Rabbit, I recommend a Dragon and Phoenix fight with roasted bone marrow, and I’ll even paint you a picture to boost the ambiance.”

Zombie King, Skeleton King, Snake King, and Chicken King, hearing this, glared in fury, thinking, “Wow, you’re really going for a clean sweep! You beast!”

Poison Spider King said, “Don’t look at me. I’m poisonous, not tasty. Boss Rabbit probably isn’t interested in me.”

Mantis King added nastily, “The poison is what makes it exciting, that’s the real thrill. The burning of chilies, the mild poison of mushrooms, that’s all top-grade. If you’re talking about not tasty, that would be me. I hardly have any flesh, mostly bones…”

Poison Spider King snorted, “The meat on the bones is the tastiest, don’t you know?”

Mantis King quickly replied, “I have some meat inside the bones.”

Chicken King hehe’d, “Do you know there’s an animal called a crab?”

Mantis King: “…”

All of them were afraid Yi Zheng’s cravings would lead to them being eaten, so they crazily promoted one another.