Muscular Rabbits Legion: “No one can escape from the novice village!”

Chapter 128: Chapter 128 What a Kind Girl [Second Update]

Yi Zheng slowly turned his head and saw, standing there spiritedly, a lovely young maiden barefooted, dressed in a purple ancient gown, with her hair in a bun.

The girl had large eyes, pure like a gem overflowing with curiosity, fondness, happiness, and kindness.

“Little Bunny… such a chubby Little Bunny!” the girl exclaimed excitedly as she looked at Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng’s face darkened at once. Chubby… This girl really had no filter! Didn’t she know it was called sturdy?

Then Yi Zheng saw the girl bend over to reach out and grab his ear.

Yi Zheng, being a BOSS, couldn’t just let someone grab his ear. Didn’t he have any pride?

So he turned and took off running, but the faster he ran, the higher he got until his legs were off the ground—yet his ear was still caught.

Turning around, he saw the girl looking bewildered yet pitying, then she quickly held him in her arms, and tenderly said, “Little Bunny, did I scare you? Don’t be afraid, I won’t hurt you.”

Relieved to hear that she wouldn’t hurt him, Yi Zheng sighed. However, he was puzzled: with his speed, how could he not outrun a little girl? What was the logic in that?

But the next moment, Yi Zheng understood why he couldn’t outrun her.

A streak of White Light, like lightning, instantly appeared and stood suspended in the air, transforming into a woman!

The woman was dressed entirely in white with a touch of blotchy crimson, but this didn’t add any warmth to her appearance. Instead, she emanated an icy ‘stay away’ vibe!

Upon seeing the girl in purple, the woman in white’s expression softened slightly, “Mingming, my sister, what brings you to my Zhang’e Mountain today?”

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The girl Mingming stuck out her tongue, “Leveling up players is too slow, and my Qianxue Mountain is so boring.”

After speaking, Mingming lifted up the Little Bunny she was holding, saying happily, “It’s better here at Sister Bifang’s place; there are so many cute animals. Sister Bifang, can I borrow this bunny to play with for a few days?”

Bifang looked at the bunny in Mingming’s hands, slightly stunned, obviously unaware that such a weak creature even existed on her turf. But the proud woman didn’t want to waste time and thought on this matter, so she nodded, “I’ll give it to you.”

Then a White Light shot up into the sky as Bifang left.

Mingming cheerfully shouted, “Thank you, Sister Bifang!”

“Come for tea,” Bifang’s voice came from far away.

Mingming obediently nodded and soared into the sky, moving so fast that Yi Zheng felt like he was on a rocket, the strong thrust pressing him directly against Mingming’s chest…

“Luckily, this girl developed early. Otherwise, I’d surely have been crushed to death!” Yi Zheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

He also secretly wiped away a cold sweat, thankful that he had sensibly backed down early, instead of dealing with things like his foolish counterparts. This girl named Mingming seemed delicate, but her strength was absolutely terrifying…

Bifang seemed to be waiting for Mingming, and Mingming quickly caught up to her.

Seeing Bifang, Yi Zheng was extremely frustrated.

He had initially thought Bifang would be some giant bird with one leg, but instead, she had transformed into a human!

Although Bifang was very strong, Yi Zheng still harbored thoughts of plucking feathers from her tail end—just pluck and run; life and death are predestined, wealth is in heaven! Now came the problem, Bifang had transformed into a human, how was he supposed to pluck?

Lift her skirt to pluck?

Thinking about it, Yi Zheng stared intently at Bifang’s skirt, observing its smooth and graceful curves. Yet, his thoughts were incredibly serious, “I wonder if there are any feathers under that white skirt that I could pluck…”

Bifang seemed to feel that his gaze was a bit off and suddenly turned around. Yi Zheng quickly transformed into a pair of innocent, watery big eyes and gazed at Bifang’s rear…

Seeing that the rabbit had no lewd intentions, Bifang subconsciously slapped her butt, thinking something was stuck on it.

Yi Zheng secretly wiped off a bead of cold sweat and thought to himself that it was a good thing he reacted quickly. Indeed, being a harmless rabbit had its advantages.

Then he comfortably leaned against Mingming, squinting his eyes and pondering, “Isn’t this much more comfortable than Zi Xing’s hard coconut head?”

They did not know the height of the mountain; Mingming and Bifang had flown through three layers of clouds before reaching the summit.

There was a cave at the summit, and outside the cave was a terrace that, oddly enough, radiated the aura of spring despite the icy snowy conditions, brimming with all sorts of green plants.

The two settled down, sitting next to a gigantic peach tree by a Square Table. Bifang pulled a teapot out of her sleeve and poured a cup of hot tea for Mingming.

The two stunningly beautiful women held their tea cups, gazing at the clouds rolling and unrolling in the distance and started to chat leisurely.

At first, Yi Zheng thought he might hear some secrets, but the two talked about cultivation, constantly referring to the I Ching and the Eight Triagrams, which turned his eyes white with boredom until he eventually fell asleep.

He didn’t know how long he had slept when, in a dazed state, Yi Zheng was awakened by the smell of barbecue—the aroma of fur being singed by flames, which was very enticing. The only discomfort was a slight heat on his buttocks and a little dizziness in his head.

Yi Zheng slowly opened his eyes to a fiery red scene, which was the flame dancing.

Tracing the scent downwards, rolling flames surged up from below him, and the fur on his buttocks was already singed black. At the same time, his limbs were tied to a log, and his body was rhythmically being rotated.

No wonder he felt dizzy. With such spinning, anyone would feel the same!

At the other end of the log, Mingming was excitedly watching him, chanting, “Roasted bunny, tasty roasted bunny! Wakaka…”

“Damn it!” Yi Zheng was completely awakened and shouted as he forced himself up, snapping the ropes and sprinting away while clutching his buttocks.

But he had only run a few steps when Mingming grabbed his ear and shoved him back into the fire pit, laughing madly, “Little Rabbit, where are you running to? Lie down properly, and once you’re roasted, I’ll let you go!”

Roasted? Then leave?

Damn it, she must be crazy!

Yi Zheng struggled with all his might, but Mingming’s hand was like steel, pressing him firmly into the fire, while her other hand kept throwing chili powder onto him, causing Yi Zheng to cough non-stop.

Just then, a cold voice sounded, “Shengsheng, if you want to eat roasted rabbit, go far away. Don’t roast it here!”

“Shengsheng?!” Yi Zheng was stunned and looked closely at the woman holding him, dressed identically to Mingming, with the same clumsily adorable appearance. The only difference was in her demeanor—she lacked Mingming’s lively, cute, kind nature and instead, her face was filled with madness.

Shengsheng said, “Bifang, what does it matter to you if I roast a rabbit?”

Boom!

A beam of White Light struck, sending Shengsheng flying through the air. Midair, Shengsheng transformed, turning into a giant two-headed bird, speaking human language, roaring angrily, “Bifang, are you looking to fight? I’m not afraid of you!”

Bifang was not intimidated, stepping forward and transforming into a white bird with red spots resembling a crane, also speaking human language, “Shengsheng, I remember that you and Mingming share the same body, I don’t want to kill you! But on my turf, you better behave, otherwise, I will slaughter you!”