My Demon Husband Is a Snake

"How should I know?" I was just as innocent, with a sullen look on my face.

All of a sudden, Yu Longting stamped a kiss on my lips, entangled and persistent like an addict, "It's all because my wife is too charming, life isn't easy for me."

Such... such explicit sweet nothings...

And said it in front of so many people, no less.

I could almost imagine the expressions on other people's faces, lost in Yu Longting's kiss for a good ten seconds before I came back to my senses and pushed him off forcefully, "Hey, stop kissing, did you hear? We should go back to the car and check on Rongling."

This vinegar-slithery snake's way of declaring sovereignty was too aggressive, making it seem like Old Taoist Zhang and I had something going on.

All Zhang Family Elder wanted was for me to become his disciple...

That's all...

Yu Longting was like an unmovable mountain; I pushed for a long time without moving him.

After he had his fill of kissing, he let go of me leisurely.

His snake eyes brimmed with wickedness as his arm slipped back under my knees, lifting me into the air.

His long legs casually strolled toward the black business car.

That dark and disgruntled face clearly spelled out that I belonged only to him, that becoming anyone else's disciple was out of the question, let alone joining the Zhang Family.

Had Yu Longting never grown up?

Was he only three years old?

I looped my arms around his slender swan neck and rested my head against his chest, whispering softly, "Yu Longting, I won't agree to Elder Zhang's absurd request, I won't become his disciple, I belong only to you."

"Wanwan..." Like a desert traveler parched for ages, Yu Longting breathed heavily and called out my name uncontrollably.

Suddenly, Beichen rushed down from the car, "Snake Lord, Second Master suddenly started bleeding from all orifices, you better come and see."

"Useless thing, still having issues after taking the antidote."

Casually lamenting over his unlucky beloved brother who nobody loves, Yu Longting carefully placed me on the car seat before turning to check Yu Rongling's pulse.

With a touch of sternness creasing his brows, I tugged at Yu Longting's sleeve worriedly, "The antidote doesn't have any problems, does it?"

Yu Rongling's body was covered in black bruise marks, unconscious on the three-seater chair, with an extra joint gruesomely growing from his long leg.

His lips were a deep purple, and his breathing was very faint.

It was a sight that made one's heart ache uncontrollably...

"No problem, the toxins and antidote are fighting inside his body, causing a reaction. The dumbass has been poisoned for too long, his body can't handle the shock."

Yu Longting spoke nonchalantly, tossing Yu Rongling's arm back and sitting down beside me, his drooping gaze was tender yet laden with seriousness and solemnity, "Wanwan, thanks to you, the dumbass can live. You've saved him many times, from now on, we're like his parents in a new life."

Three black lines appeared on my forehead. "Yu Longting... I don't need another big son..."

Having one Yun Hao who appeared by mistake was troublesome enough!!

"Su Wan, are you leaving?" Just then, the car door that had been pulled close was suddenly opened by Yun Hao from outside.

Yu Longting's face turned dark in a second, a storm brewing as he said, "What do you want with my wife?"

Yun Hao's expression was as cool and indifferent as ever, "All of Su Wan's things are still at my place."

"Oh right, why don't we go to Yun Hao's and get them..."

I watched as Yu Longting calmly took out a diamond pen and scribbled down the address of Spring Wind Town on a sticky note, slapping it on Yun Hao's forehead without any courtesy, his eyes almost popping out.

Then I saw Yu Longting provocatively smile, "You should know the address of me and my wife's home, just in case you forget, I wrote it specially for you. Send the things directly to us, I'll transfer you the shipping charges via WeChat."