Naruto: I Survived Two Wars Without You, System!

Chapter 160: Chapter 160: System, you're still just as cryptic as always!



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Host: Kei Yamanaka

Occupation: Ninja

Activated Traits: Interdimensional Traveler (Gold), Yin-Yang Sage Ascendant (Gold), Zero-Frames Start (Red), Wood Release Jinchuriki (Red), Source Seer (Purple), Borrowing an Account to Log In (Purple), Guaranteed Severing Blade (Purple), Divine Amusement (Purple), The Mighty Do Not Fall to the Cleaver (Purple), Silent Walker (Blue), Fortune Player (Blue)

Inactive Skills: Chrysalis User (White), Fragile Yet Resilient (White), One Womb, Nine Treasures (Blue), Own Nothing (Gray), Complete Childhood (Gray), Older Sister's Comeback (White), Unrestricted Size Shifting (Green), Gourmet Obsession (White), Brawler's Rush (Green), Hard Landing (Gray), Overworked Relative (Gray)

Keyword Draw Opportunities: 4

Keyword Copy: 2

Keyword Gift: 15

Keyword Detach: 1

Keyword Reset: 3

Keyword Downgrades: 3

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"Unbeatable! Unbeatable! No matter who I face, it's instant carnage!"

Kei Yamanaka grinned at his trait screen.

Interdimensional travel no longer thrilled him like before.

Though he sometimes muttered darkly about why he'd been thrown into such a chaotic and brutal ninja world instead of a peaceful, ordinary one.

But every situation had its pros and cons. If not for the Naruto world, where else could he have gained such immense power?

And after living in this world for twenty years,

He had formed bonds — friends, family, lovers, apprentices — and there was that light that waited for him no matter how late he came home.

Even if he wished to explore other realms,

He would first tie up every loose end here, ensuring everything was in order before departing.

That way, when he returned again,

He wouldn't come home to ruins or bloodshed.

That lamp waiting for the traveler's return would still glow warmly through the night for him.

Like ships battered by crossing oceans and enduring storms, he could finally find safe harbor in a place that was truly his own.

"System, use all Keyword Draw opportunities."

Kei declared boldly to the system.

Truthfully, he didn't have high hopes for these draws anymore.

After all, he hadn't even fully figured out the spatial talent granted by [Interdimensional Traveler].

If he could master something like that,

What kind of ninjutsu could even resist a silent, invisible blade that slices cleanly through everything in its way?

[Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the Blue Skill 'Air-Shredding Rump,' the Gray Skill 'Silk-Tongued Taster,' the White Skill 'Normal Vision,' and the Purple Skill 'Costume Transformation Master.']

[Air-Shredding Rump (Blue): Long-term training has hardened your pelvis beyond normal limits. Your seated strike carries enough force to tear through air, shatter mountains, and enhances hip strength, leg power, crotch resilience, and butt defense.]

[Silk-Tongued Taster (Gray-Rank Skill)]: Everyone has minor little quirks they're slightly embarrassed to share. You, however, have a particular weakness for tearing through silk—black, white, gray, flesh-colored, colorful, gradient, mesh, and all sorts of variations; your hormone and dopamine secretion levels greatly increase.

[Normal Vision (White-Rank Skill)]: Physical appearances are all just illusions. To you, everyone looks the same. Within your vision, everyone appears as average—neither ugly nor beautiful. Your composure, focus, determination, moral compass, and sense of good and evil slightly improve, while desires and emotions slightly decrease.

[Costume Transformation Master (Purple-Rank Skill)]: An essential ability for any battle mage or melee combatant. This skill allows you to store weapons, armor, and other equipment within your own magical armory, freely switching and equipping them during combat. Greatly boosts your outfit-switching speed, armory capacity, weapon mastery, melee techniques, and magic usage efficiency.

"...Damn it, System! You really got me!"

Kei Yamanaka pressed his lips together.

Looking at these four color-coded skills with wildly different functions, he was almost at a loss for words at the System's selections.

Air-Shredding Rump—he first thought this was a reference to that Pokémon when he initially heard the System prompt!

He inwardly frowned too: If there was even a remote connection, surely such a legendary Pokémon wouldn't be labeled a mere Blue-Rank Skill.

But then again... seriously? Did you name it "Rump?"

Would the lower-ranked versions be something like "Corpse Crow in Flight?"

Also!

Who in their right mind fights an enemy with their butt in the air?

Now, Kei didn't particularly care about dignity; in close-range combat, poking eyes or kicking groins were normal ninja tactics.

This...

Wasn't this technique really invented by some high-class courtesan?

And then there was [Silk-Tongued Taster].

Even the notoriously uninhibited Jiraiya probably didn't have such peculiar tastes, Kei mused.

After all, Jiraiya simply loved all pretty girls equally.

As for clothing styles, he truly didn't care at all.

If this skill constantly boosted hormone and dopamine secretions, wouldn't that mean being perpetually turned on?

At least [Normal Vision] had some practical use.

Perfect for monks or ascetics.

Next time someone wanted to renounce worldly desires and become a monk, he'd gladly help them out.

"System, activate [Costume Transformation Master]."

Sighing, Kei activated the only Purple-Rank Skill.

If his guess was correct, this likely originated from the Fairy Tail universe — the kind of magic allowing instant gear changes anytime, like the Fairy Queen Erza.

Though he wasn't sure how applicable it would be for a ninja like him...

Holy shit! It actually works!

As a flood of training memories and fundamental magical knowledge poured into his mind, and a magical armory formed within his "magic core,"

Kei broke into a bright smile.

How stylish the transformations looked was secondary.

The key point was that this magical armory had a surprisingly broad definition of "weapons, armor, and other equipment," and its capacity was nearly 1,000 cubic meters.

Kunai, shuriken, and senbon were all classified as weapons.

Explosive Tags, Military Rations Pills—even storage scrolls fell under the category of weaponry!

Hell, even a plate of food in Kei's hands counted as a weapon!

Isn't this essentially a portable storage dimension?

Moreover, perhaps it was because chakra did not have the concept of a "magic core."

After the skill listing underwent adaptive transformation.

The so-called magical armory established within his "magic core" became intricately connected to his soul and chakra, and his chakra could completely replace magic.

In other words,

Even if he used the Mind Transfer Puppet Jutsu to control someone else's body,

He could still freely access any item stored within his magical armory.

[Synergistic effect detected between Golden Skill Listing 'Multiverse Traveler' and Purple-Tier Trait 'Costume Transformation Master.' Spatial capacity of the 'Costume Transformation Master' magical armory has been greatly enhanced. Upgrade achieved: Red Skill Listing 'Infinite Armory'.]

Infinite Armory (Red): Ordinary Costume Transformation magic now shines far beyond its former limitations through extraordinary spatial talent. Any item may be stored within one's magical armory and retrieved with flexibility. The maximum size of the armory is significantly increased; retrieval speed, weapon mastery, melee techniques, and magic usage are greatly improved.

"This... It's like combining the King's Treasury with a fragmented version of Unlimited Blade Works?"

Kei Yamanaka heard the system's voice notification and immediately felt the change within himself—his expression shifted, showing mild shock.

His mastery of Costume Transformation magic hadn't truly changed.

But the space inside his magical armory—which had once been limited to a thousand cubic meters—had now expanded hundreds of times in every direction!

He turned to gaze at the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path, crushed beneath the lotus platform and once again motionless.

Kei instantly appeared before it using the Flying Thunder God Technique.

He placed a hand on the statue, swiftly shrouding it completely in his vast Sage Chakra.

In the next moment,

Ripples spread across space.

Despite being several hundred meters tall even while seated, the Demonic Statue vanished directly from the spot!

He stared at the corner of his magical armory where the Demonic Statue now rested.

Kei swallowed hard.

If it weren't for the restriction preventing living beings from being stored in the magical armory,

He might have been able to carry every citizen of Konoha and travel the world alone!

That much space!

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