Naruto: I transmigrated as Sasuke, and my girlfriend as Sakura

Some kilometres away from Konoha, we came across a puddle.

Just as we crossed it, two ninjas emerged from it and went after Kakashi.

But before they could do that, I threw several Shurikens which changed their directions by colliding with each other, and got embedded in their chest.

One got stabbed straight in heart and died.

While the other survived because I missed and the shuriken hit on his right side of chest instead of left.

But he was also dying. So before that, I used my Sharingan on him.

Gotta play it cool, as if I missed the second one's heart on purpose.

"Why did you attack us?"

"We were paid to kill Tazuna by Gato."

He said emotionlessly, and then bleeded to death.

I turned back, and Naruto and Sakura were visibly uncomfortable.

Oh. Because I just killed two guys?

"Guess 72 hours of watching Itachi killing everyone has desentisized me..."

We were taught in academy to not feel bad about killing. By making us kill a lot of animals. But Konoha isn't savage enough to make us kill actual humans like Kiri.

I patted Sakura on the back as she recovered.

And for some reason, Naruto was looking at me expectantly.

"What?"

"Pat my back too."

"No."

"Why?"

"She's my girlfriend. Not you."

Suddenly, he made the transformation jutsu handsign, and yelled, "Sexy Ju—"

I threw a kunai at his hand, obviously with the blunt side, and interrupted his jutsu casting.

"Idiot."

Sakura was also itching for punching him, but her morals didn't allow to beat up an orphan who isn't even taught basic human things and didn't even understand that he got violated by Diddy last month.

This guy is seriously annoying....

On the other side, Kakashi was pressuring Tazuna to spill why he was being targeted by ninjas.

Tazuna, scared shitless, revealed everything, and then started his pity speech which I ignored.

Kakashi asked us, "Well, legally, we can end this mission right here because the client lied. It's no longer a C-rank mission because of involvement of ninjas."

Naruto, as emotional as ever, shouted, "We will save Gramp's country!"

And just as he was trying to stab his hand for literally no reason, Sakura found her reasonable excuse and punched him on the head for trying to use Sexy Jutsu on me.

But then I heard her whispering to him.

"Hey, can you teach me Sexy Jutsu later?"

Oh.

OH....

OH!

Naruto isn't that bad. Just a little bit annoying.

Transformation Jutsu generally is an illusion. Just like clone jutsu. So I suppose that it is Yin release.

But the one that Naruto uses actually transforms his body. Perhaps due to his predominantly Yang chakra.

So I would say that his transformation jutsu, and Sexy Jutsu along with it are Yang release jutsus.

Since Sakura wants to learn this jutsu, that's great.

She smirked at me, and I reflexively turned my face away.

Maybe I am blushing?

Both Kakashi and Tazuna were looking at us, annoyed.

"Ahem! Let's continue this mission. BUT! Tazuna-san, in return, I want to have a private vacation resort with beach. I will cut your payment from the supposed extra mission fees you would have to pay for this mission."

"Yes! It will be done!"

Though I have lots of money, Hiruzen, Danzo, and possibly the other two elders have also embezzled a lot of my money along with jutsus.

When I am strong enough, I will recover every Ryo from them with interest and take Konoha's entire jutsu library. But for now, I need to spend money carefully.

An island vacation resort by beach is a necessity, obviously. Sakura in sexy jutsu, with a bikini...

Yup. A necessary expenditure.

"Alright. Let's continue then."

Kakashi said, and we three nodded.

After reaching the coast of Land of Fire, we took a boat to Land of Waves.

Surprisingly, it had a motor. Though the boatman didn't use it to not alert Gato's goons.

Well, this world has cable TV, though it is black and white and only runs Konoha TV and Fire TV channels. Just 2 channels. There is fridge too. And I don't know if the movies and other fillers are canon to this world, but there was a train in a movie too.

The technology of this world is wierd. Afterall, making a train is far simpler than TV or fridge. Yet Land of Fire doesn't have any trains.

Perhaps due to Konoha lobbying against it to ensure that vast number of escort missions keep coming?

Well, who knows?

As soon as we landed on the island country, Land of Waves, we went on guard.

Zabuza and Haku. We will encounter them—

Suddenly, I froze. Just in front of us, from behind a tree, a scary creep was smiling and staring at us.

At me.

WHAT THE HECK IS OROCHIMARU DOING HERE!?

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