Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss

Chapter 647: Chapter 621: Wow, not bad~ (Thank you kateliu for the Silver Reward +8 more updates)

In the process of being oppressed by Xiao Qian throughout his life, Yu Minglang felt particularly manly when he imagined punishing her.

But these manly fantasies had never come true.

Thinking of her begging him for mercy in a delicate voice, he couldn’t help but feel ecstatic, humming a tune as he continued to paint.

“In the first watch of the night, Brother Lang jumped onto the wall of the pink villa, and Xiao Mei said, ‘My dear, I used to be a pure girl~'”

The altered lyrics were so catchy that he sang them from the first watch to the fifth watch, getting happier and happier, his expression increasingly flirtatious. If anyone passed by this villa area and saw a handsome man standing on a ladder, painting the wall while humming a tune, they would be quite surprised.

This was the best house he could find, and he could let Xiao Mei move in after they got married~ Spending time together day and night, would he still need to imagine everything with a tune during that time?

“In the fifth watch, Brother Lang took off his coat—” Yu Minglang was humming in high spirits when his phone rang. He took it out and was shocked, his hand trembling, and then he heard a “plop”—

The phone fell into the bucket of paint.

The text message was from Xiao Qian, with just five words.

Husband, sleep early.

After sending the text message, Xiao Qian was in a good mood.

This text should be enough to make Er Ha Qiang happy for a few days, right? When he has nothing to do, he can read it again- what a considerate fiancée, so he can always have a heart-warming text to read– not really.

Yu Minglang was probably shocked by those two words; his hand trembled, and the phone that could crack walnuts fell in a perfect arc, landing squarely in the bucket of paint, splashing paint like the fragments of Xiao Qiang’s broken heart.

Ah, ah, ah! He hadn’t seen enough of it yet. How could a phone that could crack walnuts but still wasn’t waterproof…

Xiao Qian didn’t know that the Siberian Husky man who was trying to surprise her while renovating the house accidentally ruined a love phone.

After hanging up the phone, she walked to the living room, just in time to see Yu Liumei had completed her sand table artwork.

“Your work reflects some mild anxiety at the moment. You see, this tree of original sin of Adam and Eve you made represents your current anxiety about marriage, and this anxiety might have been brought to you by your family when you were around 10 years old.” Liao Fugui hadn’t finished speaking when he felt a strange burning gaze on him.

Yu Liumei’s eyes were shining, admiring him greatly.

“You could set up a fortune-telling stall on the overpass! You could even see I was 10 years old?!”

How come these people who study psychology are so amazing, even more incredible than fortune tellers.

Comrade Liao Fugui had never been worshiped so extravagantly before– his face was burning hot, and he shyly said, “This is one of my specialized courses, it’s nothing…”

“This guy is indeed very good at sand table games, and I also learned some from him.” Xiao Qian looked at Yu Liumei’s work and agreed with Comrade Fu Gui’s opinion.

“No, our majors are different. You are very outstanding and have inspired me a lot…” Liao Fugui was praised by the two women comrades, his face flushed.

“But how can you deduce the specific year? I feel like your abilities are so mystical!” Upon hearing that this glasses-wearing big brother could even guide the omnipotent sister-in-law, Yu Liumei’s admiration deepened.

“Sand table games are actually like paper and pen. The clients arrange the scenes they have in mind, and the consultants analyze them. It’s like they’re writing their subconscious thoughts for us with a pen. Understanding the sand table not only helps us enter the clients’ world but also helps treat some psychological issues, for example…”

Liao Fugui started explaining to Yu Liumei, while Xiao Qian, who couldn’t join the conversation, sat on the sofa with her notebook, writing her paper and occasionally looking up.

Comrade Fu Gui was very talkative when it came to his profession, and Yu Liumei’s undisguised admiration seemed to spur his desire to explain, so the two of them were one excited speaker and one fascinated listener.

Xiao Qian shook her head, feeling that love was a complicated issue. It wouldn’t work if it were too early or too late. If Liumei didn’t have a boyfriend now, she would be quite matched with Fu Gui’s family – a combination of civil and military skills. Unfortunately, the timing of their encounter was not suitable, leaving only a sigh for others.

The explanations went on, and time passed unknowingly. Liao Fugui looked at the time – it had been an hour already.

“I’m sorry, I talked too much. It must be boring, right?” he said with embarrassment.

“No, it’s fine. I haven’t had enough of it yet. Your profession is really fun.”

Liao Fugui had been sitting on the floor cushion all the time. He wanted to stand up, but his leg was numb, and he accidentally hit the metal armor next to him. The weapon in the armor’s hand was coming straight for his head!

This thing was a gift from someone else to Xiao Qian, and it weighed several tens of pounds. If it hit Comrade Liao Fugui, it would definitely crack his head open.

“Watch out!” Yu Liumei sprang out in a swift stride, her body bending at an incredible angle, gracefully catching the weapon, with her hands at a 45-degree angle and one knee on the ground.

There was only a tiny distance between the weapon and Comrade Liao Fugui’s head. If it weren’t for her quick reaction, he would have suffered a cracked skull or a concussion at the very least.

But her pose had a fatal flaw – her face was buried in his chest.

She could even smell the refreshing lemon soap scent, and this soft touch…

Oh my!

Xiao Qian looked up and saw this scene, her mouth forming an ‘o’ shape.

Why are top students so smart? It’s because their brains can react faster than normal people. In the split second this incident happened, Xiao Qian took the most appropriate action.

Keeping her mouth in an astonished expression, her other hand quickly grabbed her phone, using the latest advanced 100-megapixel camera to snap a picture, capturing the moment forever.

Although the resolution wasn’t particularly high, the expressions of the people were perfectly captured.

Yu Liumei’s weapon-wielding pose was cool, but her face was flushed while Fu Gui’s expression – oh, couldn’t see it since it was buried in her chest.

Oh my… perfect.

Xiao Qian decided to send a text message with the picture to Xiao Qiang later, so he could also share in this sight that would relieve stress at a glance.

The two people involved finally came to their senses. Yu Liumei stood up and put the weapon back in place, while Liao Fugui also stood up, both of their faces red.

Liao Fugui’s heart was conflicted. Should he say thank you or apologize? The soft touch on his face seemed to linger…

Yu Liumei also felt extremely embarrassed. Should she say “be careful next time” or “it’s fine”…

The atmosphere was awkward.

Fu Gui left after a while, and Liumei went out to see him off.

“I’m sorry about what happened before.” After some time had passed, Fu Gui thought that he should apologize to the girl.

Liumei waved her hand quickly, “No need, no need, I’ve already forgotten.”

While she may have forgotten, Fu Gui couldn’t forget. On his way back, he fell asleep on the bus and dreamed of slow-motion replays of the incident…