Re:Zero: No Job, No Magic, Just a Stupid Romance System

Not long after breakfast, Allen remembered what he had forgotten.

He forgot that there was Sylphy.

When the three of them were summarizing yesterday's battle and Loki was sitting beside them, listening and nodding in admiration from time to time—

She came.

Sylphy was standing outside the yard as usual, still staring at the weeds at her feet like a passerby who passed by unintentionally.

But when she glanced at the blue-haired girl in the yard, she suddenly turned around and blinked at Loki.

Loki also looked at her curiously.

The two of them were stunned.

Even more stunned than them were the faces of Rudy and Allen.

Rudy looked at this scene and suddenly stood up and hugged his head, showing an expression that something was wrong.

It's over! I forgot about Sylphy! This familiar galgame unfolds! Could it be that Loki thinks that Sylphy, who is about the same age as me, is my girlfriend! It's over, it's over! No, wait!

Loki has never treated me as a person of the opposite sex that she can get along with. Now that there is a girl of the same age, won't it deepen her impression that I am just a child?! No!!! Although I have always regarded her as a respected person, Allen's words still make me have a little other idea about the future!!

Allen cried in his heart.

Oh no, I forgot about Sylphy! This familiar galgame unfolds! Could it be that Sylphy thinks that the young-looking Loki is her little rival in love? Oh no, Rudy's Shura field is going to be staged in advance! What should I do? No, wait!

. . . What does Rudy's Shura field have to do with me, Allen??

Allen thought that the world is wide, and he met Rudy's look of help with interest, and then pretended not to see it at all, even holding his chin with a sidelong glance at the posture of Sylphy and Loki looking at each other with amusement.

Haha, Rudy, Rudy, in the original book, you cleverly avoided all kinds of occasions where the Shura Field might occur. Under Sylphy's doting of putting yourself in her shoes, you successfully opened a harem. This is unscientific!

I finally understand the meaning of this time travel to Wuzhi! The meaning is to bring me here in person to fan the butterfly effect and punish you, a scumbag. Haha, welcome the punishment from God for playing with the followers of the God Cult! This is the price you will pay for hugging left and right in the future!

But I have to say that although Sylphy is still young, she is still a woman in essence. This look actually has a hint of vigilance. Oh, the Shura Field is too beautiful! Quick! Fight! Fight! I want to see a river of blood!

Sylphy was stunned for a while, and then silently walked to Allen's side at Paul's call, and sat next to him obediently, but her reddish-brown eyes kept staring at Luo Qixi.

The latter's deep blue eyes also stared back.

Seeing this, Allen hurriedly looked at Rudy and found that the latter's pupils had gradually become dilated. He couldn't help but reach out and cover his mouth.

He was really afraid of laughing out loud.

But the next moment, Allen's face froze.

The Ruyan system appeared in front of his nose.

[System Notification]

[Sylphy and Roxy's favorability towards the host has slightly increased, and the participation score of the Reincarnation Without Job event has increased.]

[Current stage: Infancy, cumulative participation score: 65 points.]

[Evaluation: Everyone laughs at Rudeus, everyone is Rudeus.]

[What is the meaning of time travel? This is the meaning of time travel, Allen-san! What is female competition? This is female competition! (Leaning back)]

Allen watched the system panel dissipate. He looked up at Loki dully, and then looked at Sylphy beside him.

"What the hell???"

The next moment, the voices of Loki and Sylphy sounded in his ears in unison.

"Allen, who is she?"

Allen was stunned for a moment, swallowed hard, and looked at Paul in astonishment.

The smart Paul had already retreated at the speed of light when he realized something was wrong, and now he was looking up at the clouds in the sky.

Rudy reacted quickly in the twists and turns, and was surprised by the switch in his identity from offense to defense. He looked at Allen's dull expression and couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha! Allen, prepare for the punishment! Loki must be mine!"

He wanted to laugh in his heart, but because he was too excited, his voice was very loud.

It echoed in the courtyard.

Everyone in the room was shocked and turned to look at him.

Paul, who was looking at the sky in the distance, could no longer stay out of it. He turned his head to look at his son in astonishment, and his expression was very wonderful.

Under the scorching gaze of the crowd, Rudy's face changed several times in an instant, and Allen, still in a daze, subconsciously sighed—he had never thought that Japanese people would change their faces that quickly.

The wind blew through the courtyard.

Rudy continued with difficulty.

"I mean that Luo Qixi must be my respected teacher."

Luo Qixi came back to her senses from the astonishment, blinked a little confused, and then turned to look at Allen.

". . . Why do I feel that the atmosphere has been weird since just now? Allen, I heard what Rudy said. Do you want me to accept this beautiful long-eared girl as my apprentice?"

Allen blinked and quickly glanced at Rudy, who was looking straight at him, and his brain reacted quickly.

"Oh, yes!"

He pressed on Sylphy's head, and the latter blinked and looked at Allen and Rudy in confusion.

"This child is called Sylphy, and she is also a magic genius. She can chant without singing! So I want you to teach her for a few days, and as a water saint magician, evaluate her current level, and then grant her the title of magician!"

After saying that, he lowered his head and smiled brightly at Sylphy.

"This is the teacher who taught Rudy magic—the water saint magician, Luo Qixi. Rudy is a feeling-based caster. You can ask Luo Qixi about your magic questions!"

Get out of here, female competition! Bring me the original Roxy master-disciple relationship from the storyline before Rudy crossed over!

Luo Qixi's face changed slightly when she heard the three words "no singing," and then she wanted to refuse politely, but Sylphy looked at her and said obediently according to Allen's words.

"Hello, Miss Loki. I have heard of you for a long time. So you are Rudy's teacher. I thought you were someone Allen knew. My name is Sylphiette."

After hearing this, Loki swallowed the words of refusal that were about to come out of her mouth and smiled.

"Hello Sylphie, my name is Loki Migrudia. You don't need to call me teacher. All of you kids can chantlessly cast spells—it's really frustrating. Although I don't have the ability to be your teacher, I can just help to see what level of magic you've reached now. It shouldn't be higher than Rudy, right?"

Sylphy glanced at Allen, who was winking at her side, nodded, and cooperated very well.

"Not as high as Rudy. I've only been learning magic for two months, teacher."

Loki:

You can cast without chanting in two months. Don't call me teacher. I want to die. I shouldn't have listened to Allen and stayed here. It turns out he kept me here to let me teach this child. Allen is really cunning.

But at this moment, an accident happened.

"Paul! Did Allen bully my Somar again? You must give me an explanation this time!"

Allen, who had survived the disaster, froze with sweaty hands again. He turned around in surprise and looked at Mrs. Somar, who had suddenly appeared at the gate of the courtyard with the dazed Paul.

The other party was standing by the wall, squinting at Paul and Allen in the yard, but when she glanced at Loki opposite Allen, she was stunned for a moment.

She looked at Loki carefully from top to bottom, and after her eyes stayed on her chest for a while, she showed a disdainful smile.

Loki turned her head to look at Mrs. Somar, then put her eyes on Allen's face again, looking at him quietly.

Allen stammered and sighed in a simple and unpretentious voice:

"Fuck."

[System Notification]

[Instant Task Released: Big Car Disdain]

Mrs. Somar once felt a sense of crisis about Luo Qixi who suddenly moved into Paul's house, but later realized that Loki lacked the necessary attraction to people like Paul, so she gave up. At this moment, Luo Qixi suddenly returned, as if she felt that you—

Allen:

Go away!

System:

[Oh.]