Chapter 8: Chapter 8 The Creepy Flower
Last night I had a dream, well, more like a memory, about my first meeting with Si Er and before the moment when my memories were erased!
And now after what I saw, I couldn't help but wonder what would happen when the Fatui want to set the Archon of Storms on them. Well, Morax told everyone that they were sealed, only he and I know that I killed them.
I couldn't help but smile when Tartaglia's plan fails, I want to see his face, but I also want to punch Marx in the face for all the acting he's going to do.
"And Naofumi? What did that merchant want?" I asked the shield hero when he approached the table where we were having breakfast.
He took out some kind of flask for me and said.
"We have an assignment to deliver several boxes of "Herbicides", they need to be delivered to a village in the south!" he answered.
"Okay, let's eat and then we'll hit the road!" I said, putting a plate of omelette and bacon on his plate.
"Geeeeeeeeeeeeee, I want more!" Philo said, to which I smiled and put a second helping on her plate.
"Thank you!" she beamed and started eating her food again.
I could only shake my head as if I was the head of the family and caring for my children hehe.
My vision changed again, I was sitting at the table eating food, and in front of me was Xi Er.
"Ganyu, what do you think about having a baby!" After she said that, I choked and started coughing.
"Xi Er? What's wrong?" I asked after clearing my throat.
"Well, I've seen women walking around and spending time with their children, and I couldn't help but wonder what kind of daughter we would have?"
"Xi Er… Okay, once the war is over, we'll have a baby!" I told her smiling.
"Promise?" Xi Er asked.
"Yes! But you'll be the one giving birth!" I don't know why, I'm not thrilled with the idea of giving birth!" I answered her, and imagining myself with a child in my belly, I shuddered at the thought.
"Of course! I want our daughter to have your horns, if you gave birth she wouldn't have horns!" she said, which made me blush deeply.
"Xianyun said that we could have children, but she didn't say how?" I asked thoughtfully.
"When the time comes, we'll find out, but for now…" Si Er said, and threw off her clothes, under which there was no underwear and her large breasts were exposed to my view.
"I want you!" she said and rushed towards me.
I returned to reality again.
"Sister? What's wrong with you? You're all red! Are you sick?" Raphtalia asked me, with a worried face.
It was hard for me to answer her because I was excited after what I saw, but I still managed to find the strength to suppress my excitement.
"Yes, I'm fine, Raphtalia! I just… have high blood pressure, probably the magnetic storms are to blame!" I told her.
"Magnetic storms?" she asked me, tilting her head to the side sweetly.
"And that's a term from my world, it's a celestial phenomenon, okay, never mind, we need to hit the road!" I said, leaving the room.
Later, boxes with these flasks were loaded into our carriage and we set off.
On the way, my thoughts returned to today's memory and to Si Er and her breasts….
Once again my vision changed…
"Like this~~~"
"More~~~"
"Harder~~~"
"Xi Er, do you have to moan like that, I have a feeling that you are going to cum from the massage!" I said to my wife, sitting on her back, giving her a massage.
"I can't help myself, darling! Your hands are simply divine! My breasts are killing me, they are too big, they often make my shoulders ache and my back hurt! I would give anything to reduce my breasts!" my wife said, to which I rolled my eyes and continued giving her a massage
"Ah~~~~"
"It looks like you really cum from the massage? What a dirty girl!" I said with a smirk.
"And whose fault is this, wifey!?" she shouted at me
My vision is lost again, and I am sitting in the carriage excited again, fortunately Raphtalia is sitting next to me and can't see my face.
I couldn't help but smile that her wish came true, her breasts are now much smaller than they were, heh-heh.
"Look sister!" Raphtalia said
I brushed aside other thoughts and looked ahead where the walls of the village were already visible, but there were roots everywhere that threatened to fill the entire area.
When we reached the village, the village chief met us.
"You are our saviors, if you hadn't come, our village would have been swallowed by vines!" the chief said.
"Have you tried setting them on fire?" I asked him.
"Yes! It didn't help! We tried everything we could and nothing helped!" he said, and I had an idea to launch a "heavenly rain", which would definitely cope with this weed.
We were led into a tent where there were locals who were infected with this parasite, leaves and branches literally grew out of people.
It looked pretty creepy!
What did these two idiots do…
Although what am I surprised about, this was to be expected from a pedophile and a whore!
In the end, we cured these people, with the help of the potions that we brought!
"Okay, as soon as we get paid, we leave! I don't want to get involved in this!" Naofumi said
"I think it will be difficult!" Raphtalia answered him.
We stopped and looked at the tanuki girl, who in turn was looking at the village chief and the people nearby, they were kneeling.
I groaned, as I already knew what they would ask!
"Our saviors, I beg you to save our village!" the village chief said.
Naofumi looked at me, I rolled my eyes and answered his question.
"Naofumi, if you want, you can save them! You don't even have to ask me, as I don't care whether they die or not, I just want to get back to my wife!" I said in an indifferent tone.
He nodded and decided to listen to the village chief!
While Naofumi was being told what a dumb Shield Hero the Hero is, I approached Raphtalia and Filo.
"Girls, while we wait for Naofumi, do you want to get something to eat?" I asked them with a smile.
"YES!" Filo shouted.
"I wouldn't refuse!" Raphtalia answered more reservedly, although I knew that deep down she really wanted to eat the food I had prepared.
Laughing to myself, I headed to the carriage, where I took the sandwiches I had prepared out of my bag and handed them out to them, not forgetting to leave some for Naofumi, and of course for myself.
God, I'm getting better and better at cooking! I wish I had some wine...
"Okay, let's go, I already got the money, we need... Is that your sandwich?" Naofumi asked.
I nodded and handed him his portion.
I noticed his face light up and I couldn't help but grin, what will happen when Raphtalia and I leave this world? Will they be able to survive without my food? I hope...
After finishing our meal, we headed further, to the tree from which these vines come.
On the way, we met a plant monster that started spraying some kind of steam in our direction, Naofumi blocked its attack with his shield, then Raphtalia, using my ice as a springboard, which I specially erected for this, slashed this monster with her sword.
"We need to destroy that thing!" Naofumi said, pointing to a flower with a creepy eye.
Ugh... creepy.
"Daddy, leave it to me!" Filo shouted and ran towards the creepy flower.
The vines tried to stop her, but she passed them safely.
"Air shield!" Naofumi shouted, and Filo used the shield that appeared in front of her as a springboard and headed towards the flower again.
When she reached it, she pierced the eye with her paw, causing the flower to spray its spores.
But not even a minute had passed before the eye in the center of the flower was restored.
"Raphtalia, we need to pour Herbicide on his eye!" Naofumi said, to which I nodded.
"Go, I'll cover you!" I said to my sister.
She caught the medicine bottle and climbed onto Filo, and together they headed towards the creepy flower. The vines kept trying to stop them, but I didn't give them a chance to touch Raphtalia or Filo, shooting them with arrows charged with cryo energy.
Unlike the anime, Raphtalia got to this flower by jumping off Filo, and in mid-flight, she poured "Herbicide" on it, which in turn led to its rapid withering.
After a few minutes, the flower completely died, but left behind many fruits.
"They can still cause trouble, we must..." - I didn't let Naofumi finish and used "Heavenly Rain" to freeze all the fruits.
"Now Raphtalia, bring your most powerful blow to the ice!" - I said to my sister.
She nodded and did what I asked her to do, causing the ice to crack, if I hadn't deliberately reduced the strength of the ice, her blow wouldn't have been able to leave even a scratch! But it's better for her not to know about it...
After the ice was destroyed, there was nothing left in the place where those fruits were.
"Well, or you can do it like this!" Naofumi said in a sarcastic voice.
I just rolled my eyes.
Returning to the village chief, Naofumi said that they would remove the vines themselves and went to sleep in the carriage.
And the three of us girls, well, two and one loli bird, sat by the fire, I would have liked to cook something to eat, but I left it for later
"It must be hard for you, being with the shield hero?" the village chief, who was also sitting by the fire, asked us.
Then looking at me, he added.
"But I wonder why two heroes are traveling together, this is the first time I've heard of two heroes being on the same team!" I simply shrugged, not wanting to say anything like "I'm an anomaly" or "I shouldn't be here."
"Thank you!" Raphtalia said to the woman who brought her a plate of food.
She looked at me after trying the food.
"It's delicious! But it's not even close to your food!" Raphtalia said to me, smiling.
"Oh, the heroine of the bow, you can cook well..." I interrupted him by raising my hand.
"No! I only cook for my friends or family!" I said, not wanting anyone to accidentally become addicted to my food, like what's happening to Naofumi and Filo right now.
"What a pity!" the village chief said, not bringing up the topic any further.
I yawned and looked at the girls.
"I think it's time for us to sleep!" - to which they nodded, Filo turned back into a loli, and the three of us went into the tent that the village elder allocated for us.
The next morning, I woke up and saw two charming girls hugging me. Yes, recently, I decided that Filo would not sleep in the same room with Naofumi, you never know...
I carefully moved them away so as not to wake them up and left the tent. It was still early morning, but this did not stop Naofumi from getting up, since he went to bed early yesterday.
I smiled at him and took out one fruit, which I specially took to follow the anime canon a little!
"Good morning!" - I said to him.
"Good morning Ganyu!" he answered me, but I could clearly see that he wanted to have my cooking for breakfast.
"Here! Let your shield absorb this!" I said and handed him the fruit.
He looked at it in surprise, but still accepted it and without thinking for long fed it to his shield.
In the end, he used a skill that grew a tree with fruits on it.
As a result, unlike in the anime, he did not demand anything from the villagers, we just packed up and left.
I couldn't help but wonder if this was because he already had a lot of money or because my intervention had changed his character?
Well, I really didn't care!
{Four hours later}
"What? A town with hot springs? Let's go quickly!" I shouted at Naofumi, who had come from a meeting with that merchant and had given him another quest.
I wasn't interested in the details of the quest, all I wanted was to get to the hot springs, which I had never been to! Well, I'm not sure about the memories of this life…
Once again, my vision changed, which meant I would be watching the memory again.
"Xi Er, stop swimming, this is a hot spring, not a pond!" I said to my wife
"Well, Ganyu, this is the first time we've been on vacation since this stupid war!" my wife said, pouting.
"She's right, Ganyu." said the woman sitting next to me.
I turned to her and replied
"Xianyun, are you going there too?" I asked the cloud guardian who had joined us.
"See, even the famous adept agrees with me!" - Xi Er jumped out of the water, so that her large breasts shook.
"God… Are you going to kill me someday!" - I said and could not take my eyes off my wife's chest, and she, in turn, looked at my chest, which was floating on the water.
"Are you sure I'm not bothering you? Otherwise, it feels like you're about to fuck!" - after her words, Xi Er blushed and dived back into the water, and I just looked away, also blushing.
"Heh-heh!"
The last thing I heard was her laughter and I returned to reality again.
So I've already been to the hot springs with my wife, and even the cloud keeper was there…
I couldn't help but wonder what serves as a trigger for my memories, although these memories are more like watching a movie than like I experienced it myself.
Eventually we reached the hot springs, I immediately left Naofumi and dragged Filo and Raphtalia to them.
"What bliss!" Raphtalia said with ecstasy written all over her face.
I nodded at her words, the hot springs were very relaxing! I was beginning to understand what it meant to have quite large breasts, although not as big as the previous Xi Er, but still… My shoulders often got sore and diving into the hot spring was… refreshing!
"Sister Ganyu, why can't I go to daddy!" Filo asked as I held her between my legs
"Filo… When you grow up, you'll find out!" I said to the bird girl.
She just pouted cutely, but didn't bring it up again.
A few hours later, we booked rooms to live in, and Filo rushed off to her "father" to have him brush her hair, which I allowed.
Closer to night, she returned to Raphtalia and me, and the three of us fell asleep pretty quickly.
I was hoping that another memory would appear that night, since little by little, albeit in the form of a "movie," I was able to piece together a general picture of my past.