Shut Up Dragon! I Don't Want To Have Children With You Anymore

Noah nodded, "Let's go, follow them."

"Yes, sister!"

The little dragon girls sneakily slipped into the clothing store.

Anna watched them from a distance, shook her head with a smile, and then walked into the store as well.

She needed to ensure the two little princesses stayed within her sight.

At that moment, Leon and Rossweise were wandering around inside the store.

Leon didn't have anything specific in mind to buy.

In the past, when accompanying his master's wife on shopping trips, she would suggest things for him to try, and if they fit, they'd buy them.

He himself had no particular opinions about clothing or fashion.

Rossweise, however, deliberately headed toward the adult dragon section.

It seemed she had something in mind to purchase.

As they wandered around, they unknowingly ended up in the sleepwear section.

Because the matching couple's outfits they were wearing were too eye-catching, a sales assistant quickly approached them.

"Hello, are you here to pick out sleepwear? These are all new styles for this season."

"We're just looking around," Rossweise replied.

"Just looking, huh…"

The sales assistant clearly didn't want to let them go easily. After choosing her words, she continued, "I see you two must be a couple, right? You're even wearing matching outfits. Why not take a look at our new couple's sleepwear?"

"Oh, no need—"

The queen rarely shopped in ready-to-wear stores, usually opting for custom-made boutiques.

So, faced with the sales assistant's enthusiasm, she wasn't sure how to refuse.

Leon was even worse.

When shopping with his master's wife in the past, rejecting offers, bargaining, and getting discounts were all tasks she handled alone.

Leon was just a bag-carrying tool.

Neither of them had the heart to dampen the sales assistant's enthusiasm, so they could only watch as she brought over two sets of sleepwear.

A matching couple's onesie, complete with sleep caps that had adorable dragon horns.

When the sales assistant turned the sleepwear around to show the back, Leon noticed a design at the lower back specifically for tails.

'Thoughtful, very thoughtful.'

'Too bad I don't need it.'

"This sleepwear is a must-have for home. On days off when you don't want to go out, you can lounge around at home in it without worrying about getting cold. The material is also very skin-friendly and comfortable to wear."

The sales assistant introduced the sleepwear enthusiastically. "If you don't like the tail part, you can even remove it."

Saying this, the sales assistant detached the tail portion, revealing a zipper at the lower back of the sleepwear.

She zipped it up again, "See? Just like this, it becomes a tailless style of sleepwear~"

Leon looked at the zipper design at the tailbone and thought the person who invented this was a genius.

'Designing a zipper in that location—could it be for more than just accommodating a tail?' [T/N: Getting freaky]

"And another thing about this sleepwear—"

"We'll take it," Rossweise interrupted.

For people who rarely dealt with sales assistants, this was the only way to make the world a bit quieter so they could continue their date.

The sales assistant's eyes lit up, and she quickly responded,"Alright, I'll wrap it up for you right away."

While the sales assistant went to get a bag, the couple simultaneously sighed in relief.

Moments later, the sales assistant returned with the packaged sleepwear and handed the shopping bag to Leon.

The couple was about to leave.

But they underestimated the persistence of a seasoned sales assistant.

"Aren't you going to pick out something else?"

Leon was about to politely decline, but the sales assistant interrupted him with her rapid-fire pitch:"Do you have kids at home? How about picking out some sleepwear for them as well?"

'Damn.'

'Is this what professional salesmanship looks like?'

Covering all bases, leaving no room for escape—if she can take a hundred from your wallet, she'd never settle for ninety-nine.

"Noah and Luna do need new sleepwear. They're growing fast," Rossweise said.

"Alright, let's get two more then—for the twins."

The sales assistant was overjoyed. Twins! She loved—oh, no—she meant, she loved serving families with twins!

"Great! The baby dragon sleepwear is over here. Please follow me."

The sales assistant led the couple to the baby dragon sleepwear section.

The adorable sleepwear options were overwhelming, so they had to rely on the sales assistant to introduce them.

At that moment, the couple's attention was entirely on the sales assistant, completely unaware that not far behind them in the clothing display area, two little dragon mannequins were much more lively than the lifeless ones around them.

Thanks to their practice with "Red Light, Green Light," Luna and Noah disguised themselves as mannequins and hid there.

To avoid being discovered, they wore masks and hats, exposing only their bright, expressive eyes.

"Sis, you've never beaten Luna at Red Light, Green Light," Luna whispered.

"This time, I'll win."

"Hmph, no way."

Noah looked toward their parents, who seemed to be picking out sleepwear for her and Luna.

Hmm, if her essay about love also included familial affection, it would surely be a masterpiece.

The director—no, Noah—was very satisfied with the impromptu performance by the two seasoned actors.

Meanwhile, the sales assistant had laid out several sets of baby dragon sleepwear for the couple to choose from.

Leon and Rossweise thought all of them were great.

But they weren't sure if Noah and Luna would like them.

"How about… we find them and let them pick?" Rossweise suggested.

Leon thought for a moment, then shook his head. "Did you forget what Director Noah said? We're supposed to act natural, as if they're not here."

Rossweise sighed softly, looking at the baby dragon sleepwear in her hands. "But what if they don't like it after we bring it back?"

Leon was also at a loss.

He held up a piece of baby dragon sleepwear and walked to a mirror. Since he often carried Luna, he could estimate her size.

As he compared, his peripheral vision caught sight of a little dragon mannequin in the mirror.

He frowned slightly but didn't look directly at it, only observing with his peripheral vision.

The little "mannequin" was watching them. Through the mirror's reflection, it looked at the sleepwear in his hand. Though it didn't move, its eyes said everything:

(*￣︿￣)

Leon coughed lightly, 'Disguised as a mannequin, huh? Pretty convincing.'

He pretended not to notice his younger daughter and switched to another piece of sleepwear.

Luna: (*￣︿￣)

Leon switched again.

Luna: (*￣︿￣)

Finally, after several tries—

Luna: (?ω?)

Leon: "Great! This one it is. Please wrap it up. Thank you."

The sales assistant heaved a sigh of relief.

Although the process was a bit lengthy, she had successfully sold four sets of sleepwear.

What a deal!

Leon, carrying shopping bags of all sizes, followed Rossweise out of the store.

'Damn.'

Even without his master's wife, he still couldn't escape being a bag-carrying tool.

Leon carried large and small shopping bags, following behind Rossweise as they left the clothing store.

"What's our next activity? Lunch?" Rossweise turned to ask.

"Yeah, lunch."

———

[Third Activity of the Date: Lunch]

Rossweise raised her hand to shield her eyes, looking at a tall building on the shopping street. There was a large clock on it.

It was just after 10 a.m.

Their date was progressing a bit quickly, as it wasn't lunchtime yet.

Leon noticed this too and suggested, "How about we walk around a bit more?"

Rossweise smiled, sizing up Leon, who was carrying an armful of shopping bags. "If you're not tired, then let's keep walking."

Leon pursed his lips, ignored her, and headed further into the shopping street.

Rossweise crossed her arms and followed behind him, calling out to his back, "Hey, do you want me to carry some?"

"No need. These things are light," Leon said, striding briskly, not looking back.

Back when his master's wife went shopping, the things she bought were far more than this. Leon would still smile slightly and compliment her with a "Master's wife has good taste."

However, Leon sometimes wondered: since they always bought so much, why not just bring the family donkey?

Compared to a captive or a bag-carrying tool, a donkey seemed more suited for the job.

The couple continued to wander along the shopping street. Near the exit, they found a store that looked entirely different from the other clothing or jewelry shops.

The dark-themed color scheme, strange and peculiar decorations, and incomprehensible mysterious symbols exuded an eerie and supernatural vibe.

When they went inside, they realized it was a fortune-telling shop.

Leon just gave it a quick glance before intending to leave.

He wasn't interested in fortune-telling or divination.

However, his master and master's wife were quite fond of this sort of thing back in the day. Every month, they would enthusiastically find a different fortune-teller to consult.

A few times, they insisted on dragging Leon along. Unable to refuse, he went with them.

It was precisely because of those few experiences that Leon developed a significant bias against the "fortune-telling" industry.

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