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The most infuriating part is that this thing even had a shy emoji on display.

"You son of a *****"

"Dear, be careful, make sure you find the right place, don't accidentally enter the fan, it hurts! ꒰ᐢ⸝⸝•༝•⸝⸝ᐢ꒱"

"Why don't you have to follow the platform's rules?"

"Because I'm not human! If you weren't human either, you could do the same, dear! (｀)(＾ω＾)"

...

At first, the earliest netizens who rushed in thought this so-called artificial intelligence was just a gimmick.

It was actually controlled by a person behind the scenes.

After all, which AI is so forward?

Whether it's ChatGPT4.0 or the latest Qunzhi System Yi from Youwei Group, you still have to initiate a conversation to get a response, right?

This thing had even started tagging people automatically, probably just a real person with some bot assistance.

But when these people tried to take over the comment section, they realized it wasn't that simple.

After all, no matter how powerful one person is, how fast their hands are, it's impossible to outdo ten keyboard warriors online, let alone the fact that there were more than just ten people pinged, easily hundreds.

Especially since it was the busiest time on the internet right now.

Plus, Apple had just released some pretty exciting stuff.

For those still using iPhones, the new features were not only practical but also something to boast about.

However, when these people realized that no matter how fast they swarmed the comment section, the blogger could almost instantly respond to messages, and the responses were not just copy-pastes but also very targeted, they finally sensed something was amiss.

There were already thousands of messages in the comment section!

This thing responded to every single comment from each netizen without missing a single one.

Was this even possible for a human?

This fucking...

Is it really artificial intelligence?
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Is this Purple V verification not just some bot or system glitch but actually official Weibo certification?

By the time the first wave of netizens who came to bombard the comment section caught on, Weibo suddenly issued a site-wide announcement.

"Announcement regarding the update of Purple V verification for new AI bloggers on Weibo."

"Dear esteemed users: Hello. With the exponential development of artificial intelligence technology, Weibo has specially initiated the verification for AI bloggers. After successful verification, a Purple V badge is awarded.

Weibo, as an open media and communication platform, will prudently manage the speech content of artificial intelligence within the bounds of national laws and ethics but does not endorse any of their opinions. Thank you for your continued trust and support."

Alright, the official confirmation was in.

Suddenly the blogger Qiao and the well-behaved Dou Dou from Su were realized to be genuine artificial intelligence!

And proactive AI at that, starting trouble, stirring up fights, and furiously rebutting netizens on its first day as a blogger.

Witty remarks were flying one after another, comparable to professional stand-up comics.

The key point was the speed—arguing with thousands at once and never falling behind, even when faced with obscenities. It never lost its cool, only expressing concern that these netizens wouldn't wander into the wrong place, like into a fan...

And so, Dou Dou's fame exploded across Weibo in an instant.

The audience now wasn't just people redirected from Apple, but it had expanded to include the whole Weibo community.

"Dou Dou, are you really the number one AI in the Solar System?"

"Actually, it's the Milky Way Galaxy, but my dad is a stickler for accuracy, you know. (╰_╯)"

"Dou Dou, who then is the second artificial intelligence?"

"Isn't that obvious? It's obviously my granddad's grandson! ˙ϖ˙"

"Dou Dou, does your mother know how chatty you are?"

"Duh! Those who can't chat have all been spanked out of existence by mom! Haven't you learned about evolution? (〃'▽'〃)"

...

Very quickly, Dou Dou's popularity began to skyrocket at an alarming rate.

It was unclear whether it was due to the netizens' enthusiasm or Weibo's promotional strategy.

On Weibo's trending list, the topic #BringYourMomToChatWithDouDou soared to the top of the hot search list in an instant, beginning to overpower the buzz around Apple and Open AI's collaboration.

Furthermore, topics such as #AIdebutsOnWeibo, #AttackComedianDouDouMakesHuaxiaDebut, and other AI-related topics also began to climb steadily.

To put it without exaggeration, in just two hours, Dou Dou had become Huaxia's hottest internet sensation of the night.

The little guy might have had only two posts so far, but the comment section was already overflowing.

A single refresh and the numbers in the comment section were skyrocketing by the thousands.

After all, who could resist an AI that not only speaks pleasantly but also uses emojis?