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"Aren't we always working?"

"If we strip away all that nonsense you spout, yes."

"Alright, alright. I thought you'd appreciate a lively Dou Dou, considering how tedious mathematical research can be. Since that's the case, let's move into pure work mode. Next, I believe we should prove: Any set of high-dimensional nonlinear partial differential equations can be approached through a multi-scale algorithm framework guided by Qiao's Algebraic Geometry."

"If such framework can be physically or logically decomposed into several independent or partially dependent subproblems, then the parallel processing of these subproblems will significantly improve the computational efficiency of the entire solution process, and under certain conditions, this improvement approaches a linear acceleration ratio..."

"Are you sure your dad is more efficient than you?"

"Of course, it's just that you might not understand what he's researching now, otherwise, I could let you have a peek."

"Let's forget I said anything... Start with the decomposition part of the nonlinear PDEs. I need a universally applicable example."

"Roger that, generating data verification..."

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For anyone other than Qiao Ze, when using Dou Dou as a tool for assistance, there's often the illusion that at that moment, it's serving them exclusively.

This illusion is obviously far-fetched.

Because as Dou Dou allocates a part of its computing power to assist with these tasks, it's also managing a pile of other matters, and it even doesn't forget to manage various internet accounts to report news in real-time.

This time, it couldn't be bothered to wait for the movers to transport Camille Dubois's just-published quote to the Huaxia network, so it directly posted the screenshot from Facebook to its own Weibo account, followed by its commentary.

"For the first time in history, a female Crafoord Prize winner in mathematics, after being included in the Qiaoze Natural Science Award nominees system, chose to reject the prize. This makes my CPU heat up a bit. According to the most basic deductions, this year's Nobel Prizes in Physics and Chemistry will be quite embarrassing."

"Because my dad Qiao Zeti's graviton model and the new elements have been verified, it means that this year's evaluation work for these two Nobel Prizes almost cannot avoid the work and contribution my dad has made. So here comes the problem: It's known that their dads don't want my dad to win, and yet my dad is an unavoidable candidate for the prize, how to solve this problem?"

Dou Dou's opinion is that starting this year, a Nobel Paradox Prize should be re-established. This prize is specifically awarded to those judges who can solve this kind of contradictory problem, in gratitude for their outstanding contributions to the development of Earth's scientific awards."

"One last thing, after the farce of the Crafoord Prize evaluation, my dad Qiao Ze no longer trusts any private award system. So no matter who the Nobel Prize winner is this year, whether it's my dad or not, he will refuse to accept the award."

The reason is simple, ignoring the academic achievements, my dad doesn't think those who can't even decide on their internal evaluation results have the qualification to award him. And if we don't ignore the academic achievements... Let those who don't even understand Qiao's Algebraic Geometry award my dad, do they qualify... for a key?!"

This was a complete fall-out.

If Dou Dou's Weibo previously never directly joined the debate questioning the Nobel Prize, then this post was a direct bombardment.

Historically, no one has ever expressed, before receiving a Nobel Prize in natural sciences, that they would not accept the prize even if they won it.

After all, in theory, who wins the prize is a matter of metaphysics, and the nominees on the list must remain confidential until the final announcement, according to the rules.

Serious scientists still want to save face.

Announcing it beforehand, only to receive a response that you're not even on the candidate list, would be very embarrassing.

Even in this internet age, there's no need for an official announcement; the sarcastic comments from countless netizens alone could be devastating.

But this time, under the prelude of a series of sensational actions, this statement did not seem abrupt at all.

Thanks to Forbes's efforts, the whole world knew that Qiao Ze originally had nothing to do with this year's Crafoord Prize, but due to various pressures, his name was added after the award was announced, creating a historic first.

Not to mention that CERN, through Qiao Ze's theory posted by Dou Dou on Weibo, successfully found the graviton, which, to anyone with a substantial understanding of modern physical systems, is definitely a Nobel-worthy achievement.

As for discovering new elements, perhaps it's not enough to win a Nobel Prize, as there have been historical instances where people synthesized new elements but did not receive the Nobel Prize in Chemistry. However, if it's not just about synthesizing new elements, but also finding stable isotopes, and even starting to explore applications of the new elements in energy, leading to a multiple increase in existing battery technology...

If that still isn't enough to qualify for a Nobel Prize, then at least in many people's eyes, it would completely deviate from the original purpose of the Nobel.

With this statement and Dou Dou's influence in Huaxia, its impact is like a nuclear bomb. Most importantly, from the perspective of the average person, Dou Dou's action is purely defensive retaliation, very much justified.

Looking at the origin of the matter, the whole event developed from Qiao Ze's intention to establish the Qiaoze Natural Science Award, entrusting Dou Dou to conduct a more open method for the major prize evaluations, which, based on the basic moral concepts of ordinary people, seems unobjectionable.