Chapter 5: “I Am A Kungfu Master”
The little cat immediately covered its round blue eyes with its furry paws but left a gap to peek.
[Immoral, nya! Pervert, nyaa!]
Even the sporadic audience who were watching the little guy lying flat on the ground suddenly fired several comments in a row.
[CallMeSir]:
What's this sir doing?? One time he's laying flat as if dead, the next second he's going to strip??
[Dats.Da.Wong.Hole]:
A strip tease to distract the zombie? I. like. it!
[ThiccDicc]:
No, no, my homie might want to pee on the zombie! Vomiting and peeing! A complete combo!
The audiences were even more unbridled and suggested several immoral things that would absolutely be banned.
Under everyone's fiery gaze full of anticipation, Aon took off his belt—
But didn't take off his pants.
Instead, he swung the belt and whipped it towards the zombie's neck in one go!
PA!
The rampant zombie only saw a flash of black shadow and the next second, it was choked with a black belt.
The zombie subconsciously froze on the spot, with its teeth and claws still barred.
It looked like it was doing a mannequin challenge.
Everything happened so fast that the audience was in a daze, not even sending out a few comments.
Even the little system was stunned speechless.
Isn't his host a genuine actor? A superstar?
He's not a hidden special force soldier or something, right?
But his movement just now...it was so professional!
The system couldn't help but blurted:
[Meow, dad, a-are you really just an action movie star, nyaa? Have you learned some kind of kungfu, nyaa— ]
The audiences also snapped out of their shock and immediately bombarded the live broadcast room with comments, screaming like a groundhog.
[Mimi_Wan_Milk]:
Ahhhhhhh! So cool! Whip-whiplash~ A real life whiplash!
[That_Asian_GayGuy]:
It appeared! The Asian's legendary weapon— dad's belt!
[LololGuy]:
This is impossible, lol. This guy is so weak and cowardly, lol. How did he suddenly change, lol. Is he possessed, lololol.
[DetectiveCanon]:
WanMilk and gayguy must be a new audience from another star's live stream room, right?
Otherwise, they wouldn't praise the little star like this.
After all, the rest of the old audience who were watching Aon's various deeds were skeptical instead of in awe.
How could this guy suddenly change so much?
Unless....
[DetectiveCanon]:
Maybe this guy awakened a superpower.
One sentence blew the entire comment section.
The few old audiences who were watching the show almost fell from their chairs or bit their tongue.
[Dats.Da.Wong.Hole]:
Wat. da. hell??
Awakening a superpower? Just this sissy boy??
[CallMeSir]:
It's impossible! How many doomsday stars nowadays awaken superpowers? How could this sir, who looks like he came from the lower entertainment, awaken a superpower?
[Sum_Ting_Wong]:
Sum thing is wong. This can't be! Wong doesn't believe it!
The audience was in chaos, while Aon just tightened the belt and tugged it, forcing the zombie to kneel on the spot even when the zombie's knee joint was so rusty.
Without looking down at the miserable zombie, Aon casually puts his right feet on the zombie's shoulder.
This pose made him look like a BDSM enthusiast who was about to torture a poor and dirty zombie!
Aon didn't know that his own little system looked at him with an increasingly strange gaze and just answered the little cat's previous question.
[No, no, I'm really just an action movie star. But I do learn some kung fu and self defense for filming, and oh— my family also teaches me some martial arts.]
Who told him to be born in such a strange, villainous family?
If he wasn't strong, he would have died countless times, hahaha.
The best actor felt melancholy.
He looked up at the sky and almost shed tears, but the zombie down there didn't let him.
Even when his neck was choked with a belt, he still tried to open his mouth full of sharp teeth and wave its claws at the best actor.
"Grrrrr! Grrrrr!!!"
A zombie can be killed but not humiliated!!
Aon didn't know that the zombie was in such a complicated mood and only saw the zombie's mouth full of saliva.
He almost killed the zombie on the spot, but he endured it and quickly asked his newly-picked up son.
[Son, is this zombie useful to make a zombie antidote? Your dad is scratched and needs an antidote asap! Can you do something?]
The little cat system immediately rolled his eyes at his cheap dad.
[Dad, I'm a superstar system, nyaa!! Not a doctor system, or a researcher system, nyaaa!]
How could he create a cure out of thin air??
But before Aon's face could change color, the little system immediately gave him a way out.
[B-but I can cure your face, nyaaa! If I heal your face, maybe the zombie toxin will also be gone, nyaaa!]
To be honest, the little cat wanted to say that since the cheap dad awakened him as a superpower, the zombie toxin should have been eliminated already.
But the little cat just had a bad nature and didn't want to tell his dad about this.
Hmph. Who told his cheap dad to be so unreasonable?
Hearing what the system said, Aon's eyes instantly lit up.
He almost let go of the belt in his hand and hugged the furry cat in front of him.
[Ahhhh! My son is so handsome and talented! Quick, quick, heal dad's face!]
But the little cat poured his cheap dad with a bucket of cold water.
[Dad, you need to do a mission first to get this "Face Repair" skill.]
Which evil system didn't give the host some kind of mission before giving a reward?
Aon almost sprained his neck on the spot.
[What did you say?? Do a mission?? But you're my superpower! Shouldn't I be able to use you as I wish— ]
Oh, he didn't even know how to control his superpower, and his superpower was so strange.
It was a system who could talk to him and even scold him.
Now, Aon doubted whether the little cat was really his superpower or not.
Before he could investigate further, the little cat had already released the mission.
[DING! Releasing the first mission, nya~]