The Only Ending for the Evil Count Pig Is Destruction

217 – Scene 217# There Is No Normal

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“… “It’s absurd.”

I tied up her hair and tried to spar with her a little more seriously, but the result was futile.

Bella seemed to have lost all of her momentum from earlier and was helpless against my attack.

“It’s full of loopholes.”

“That’s because you…” ” ” !”

“… Me?”

“… Anyway, cowardly. “This edition is invalid.”

Bella glared at me as if she were angry.

I think I’m misunderstanding something, but I didn’t even use ‘jealousy’, let alone a cowardly move.

Deciding that sparring was pointless anymore, I eventually put down the wooden sword.

“Count. “There’s grass on my head.”

Bella said, pointing to my head.

I lightly shook out my hair with my hands.

But she shook her head.

“No. Not there. A little further left… Oh my. Bow down. “I’ll take it off.”

Like that. I bowed my head slightly towards Bella.

At that moment, Bella’s hand messed up my hair.

“… “What are you doing?”

“What is it? I took revenge. Mr. Cowardly Turtle.”

I don’t know who is cowardly.

I didn’t even ask about things like grass in the first place.

Bella sticks out her tongue as if she was tricked. Then she adds something strange.

“Just try tying your hair in front of others again.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s a foul.”

The more I ask, the more I don’t know.

Bella seemed a little tired and immediately sat down on the chair she had brought.

“Let’s take a short break. “Because her body is less relaxed.”

“You should rest. In the meantime, I’ll be sparring with someone else.”

Contrary to Bella, I am in a relaxed state.

It would be difficult if the flow of this sparring was interrupted.

I swept my tangled hair and looked for a suitable partner.

If possible, I wish he would expedition be a strong member of the to accompany the northern…

“Me! Me!”

Just then, Helga raises her hand and appeals.

This guy is my escort and he wants to fight me?

No. It is true that I wanted to spar with Helga at least once.

She is the most talented person in the world.

I always watched her fight her next to her, but if I had the chance, I wanted to experience her skills in person.

Of course, the opponent is no match for my current skills, but fortunately, I have ‘jealousy’.

“… Good night. Get ready to spa. Helga.”

“Wow!”

Helga, cheering as if she had won the lottery, walked forward and faced me.

“Listen carefully. Helga.”

“Yes.”

“As you know, since it is sparring, blades are not allowed and only wooden swords or bare hands are allowed.”

“Hehe… I see.”

“Don’t even think about watching. “Whoever subdues the opponent first wins.”

Hehe… “All you have to do is subdue the Count with your bare hands, right?”

“Okay… Do you understand?”

Helga looks at me with a strange smile and as if her mouth is watering.

“Sure. Hehe… “I understood it well.”

I don’t think I understood at all.

There is no evil villain that makes you laugh out loud. Should we say that the eyes are like those of a carnivore looking for its prey?

I calmly adjusted my wooden sword and held it.

From now on, that violent villain… No. With a solemn feeling as I face Helga, who is said to be the strongest among those under my command

“Then let’s begin.”

I grabbed the wooden sword and swung it at Helga.

The swordsmanship learned through ‘jealousy’ was straight and free of unnecessary movements.

A strike loaded with sword energy.

This first strike is a search war.

I widened my eyes and watched her next move.

Depending on how she responds, I will flexibly change my attack method from the second time.

However…

“Ah. It was too strong.”

Helga stumbled helplessly under the pressure of the sword, and she fell towards me.

But the speed is unusual. It’s almost like a tackle.

Now I see that she pretended to fall down and gave me a hug.

“Tsk… !”

There is no way.

I quickly threw aside the hug that came at me with terrifying speed.

Since it was a wooden sword, it wouldn’t have hurt you.

However, due to the law of inertia, Helga was thrown forward.

Plop!

Then she fell face first into the lake next to it.

Helga had no intention of fighting from the beginning.

“Pwaak… Ugh… I never thought you could avoid that…”

Then you won’t avoid it.

Looking at it this way, it seemed like it would be difficult for her to compete with Helga. Not only did they not try to fight against me with all their might, but they also showed no hostility.

It’s difficult because he acts like a mad dog in front of others, but he becomes a gentle sheep in front of me.

“It must be difficult to be a concubine, let alone a true wife…” ” .”

“Ugh. It’s too much… Mother.”

The sight of Helga being dragged by Mabel, soaking wet, was extremely pitiful.

I would rather fight against Mabel, but it would be difficult today since there are outsiders.

Hmm?

Now that I think about it, there was a suitable outsider.

I called the name of the woman sitting next to Bella.

“Blanchet. Would you like to spar with me?”

“Yes?!”

Blanche was astonished as if she had not expected this at all.

“How dare a mere escort like me…”

“Oh. What’s wrong with that? “You just had a fight with the Count and Helga.”

“B-but I have no other duties than protecting the young lady… ” .”

“Are you okay. It’s okay. I ‘d rather see Blanche spar with her countess. “Blanchet could easily defeat the Count.”

Bella said, chuckling as if it was fun. She doesn’t know, but Blanche and I have fought to the death.

The reason Blanchet is so embarrassed is probably because she is remembering something from the past.

“If you really say that, young lady… “I understand.”

Blanche, who was consistently showing off her awkward attitude, could not resist Bella’s encouragement and eventually decided to become my sparring partner.

“If it’s okay with me, I’ll be your partner.”

“Hmm.”

Blanche, facing me, bowed her head politely. She is blunt and cool, and her greeting is as straightforward as her appearance.

Just looking at her her her her flawless appearance made her completely forget that she was a former assassin.

It is probably an attitude that I naturally acquired after becoming Bella’s escort.

“Have you decided on a weapon?”

“Oh, bare hands are enough. Even though it is only sparring, I will deal with you sincerely.”

“The sea I hoped for. Then get ready for sparring…”

I was trying to tell Blanche to prepare for her sparring, but I froze.

Because Blanche was taking off her clothes in front of me. Not only hero her HER HER HER Her, but Also Her Blouse and Pants her her HER HER HER Her Were Loose. In an instant, she was wearing a sports bra and short shorts.

Let’s calm down. Composition…

I was quite embarrassed by the sudden striptease.

I barely suppressed it with’her patience’and asked her.

“Now… “What are you doing?”

“Yes? I prepared for sparring, but…”

What is it?

Blanche’s face is as if it were common sense to take off her clothes when sparring.

“… Do I need to take my clothes off?”

“Ah… It’s a little inconvenient… I truly feel comfortable fighting like this.”

It’s not exhibitionism, it’s serious mode.

Rather than being shy, Blanche proudly shows off her body.

In particular, the split abs were truly amazing.

No. What kind of exercise do you usually do to make your stomach hurt? .

“Blanchet!”

At that time, Bella, who could not see anything, intervened.

“You’re disqualified! “Come down now!”

“Yes?! Si, you mean disqualification?”

“Oh my! This is not my dojo! So disqualification!”

Did you also take off your clothes when sparring at the Isaachel Mansion?

Bella shouted with a look on her face that made her feel embarrassed.

“Helga. “Please bring Blanche out now!”

“Yep. Princess.”

For some reason, at Bella’s command her her her, Helga jumped out and grabbed Blanche with her arm her.

Because she fell into the lake earlier and got wet, she looked like a water ghost.

“Put this down!” Sparring with the Count… !”

“Uh huh. Didn’t you hear what the princess said earlier? They say it’s disqualification.”

“The sparring hasn’t even started yet!”

Blanche, who was desperately resisting Helga, turned to me with her eyes asking for help.

I also want to take Blanchet’s side

But she couldn’t help it as Bella, sitting over there, was glaring at her with a look on her face telling her to keep going.

“Blanchet… You are disqualified.”

“Count!?”

“Now. The Count also said it. Please come out quietly.”

“Have a spar with me… !”

“Give up. “Monsieur Blanchet cannot be with us.”

I ignored Blanche’s despairing gaze as she was dragged away by Helga.

At this point, I can almost sigh.

There is no normal. There is no normal.

What happened and why did my sparring partners end up like this?

I just want to spar. Why is there no right partner?

The moment I was sighing inside…

“Ship, Count!”

Wendy shouted, raising her hands like a savior who had suddenly appeared.

“If you do not mind… This time, I’ll deal with you… !”

It seems like he heard my inner thoughts about the trouble I was feeling because I was worried that I might be the descendant of a warrior.

But…

“It’s not okay. And you are disqualified.”

“Yes?!”

If I spar with you, I’m done, whether I win or lose…