The Peerless Beauty Stuck With Me

Chapter 33: Heaven Naturally Emits a Garbage Smell



"Kid, it's my grandpa's big birthday celebration tonight; you're coming too, right?" Tang Rao asked directly.

"Of course, I'll definitely be there! What, you want to find me? Actually, no need to make it so complicated; just become my man, and I'll tell you who I am right away." The man's voice was gentle and soft.

Tang Rao: "..."

"You're freaking insane, I'm not into dudes." Tang Rao cursed.

I knew this kid wasn't normal, damn, having a taste for tough old men.

"Ah, that's not what I meant, I mean you could be my subordinate." The young man explained.

Tang Rao felt even more that this kid was crazy; me, Lao Hei, rule the Nine Domains and Seventy-two Domains, and I should serve as your underling?

"Why shouldn't it be you who's my lackey?" Tang Rao asked.

"Because I am more handsome than you and smarter than you. Look, during this period, I've been playing you like a fiddle." The young man laughed, his voice crunching like he was chewing something.

Tang Rao: "..."

Although I'm angry, I still have to keep a smile.

"Oh really, it's just a Lu Dingjia, do you really think I don't recognize him? You think I don't know what you're up to? Kiddo, just you wait, I'll show you that I, Tang Rao, am not foolish, it's just that I haven't been playing well!" Tang Rao shouted at his phone.

Daring to say you're handsomer and smarter than me, who gave you such confidence!

"Ah, you guessed it! I'm planning to tell the Lu Family that I'll take down Lu Dingjia, tell me, how do you plan to handle the Lu Family's retaliation?" the young man asked excitedly.

"Kid, I'm not telling you, just to piss you off!" Tang Rao cussed, then hung up the phone.

Think I can't handle you, kiddo!

Tang Rao hummed, then started putting on formal attire.

Dressed in a black suit, he looked at himself in the full-length mirror: truly handsome!

"Mirror, mirror, tell me, am I not the most handsome man in the world?" Tang Rao asked the mirror.

Of course, the mirror wouldn't talk.

"If you don't answer, I'll take it as your agreement!" Tang Rao muttered to himself, then walked out of the room.

...

"Xiao Rao, come in for a moment." As he passed by Bai Xiaotong's room, Bai Xiaotong's voice came from inside.

"What's up, Auntie?" Tang Rao walked into the room.

Bai Xiaotong stood in front of the mirror, dressed in a red gown, her hair done up meticulously, and a light makeup applied, looking absolutely heavenly.

"Auntie, you look gorgeous!" Tang Rao complimented.

It wasn't just flattery; Bai Xiaotong, with her looks and figure, could easily be a top beauty in the Nine Domains and Seventy-two Domains.

"Oh, you can actually say something decent. Stop standing there, help me zip up." Bai Xiaotong turned around, flipped up her hair, revealing her flawless back.

Tang Rao: "..."

"Auntie, why... why don't you let Ali help? I mean, I'm a grown man after all, consider my feelings!" Tang Rao muttered.

"Lei Li went to the hotel with your mom already, and what grown man are you anyway, you're just..."

"Okay, forget it, I'll do it!" Tang Rao quickly interrupted Bai Xiaotong, suspecting she was about to call him a eunuch again.

Zipping up the dress inevitably led to some contact.

Tang Rao felt somewhat awkward, after all Bai Xiaotong was essentially his aunt in this body...

"Stop dawdling, not slick at all. Let's go, it's already five-thirty." After zipping up, Bai Xiaotong turned around and linked her arm through Tang Rao's.

Tang Rao couldn't object, she was his aunt, and no one would misunderstand, right.

But Auntie, can't you look a bit older? You don't look like you're in your thirties at all. Also, why don't you find a man? Without an uncle, I feel uneasy.

Of course, Tang Rao wouldn't dare say this out loud.

If he said this in front of Bai Xiaotong, he'd probably be scolded to death by her.

...

When Tang Rao drove his Koenigsegg to the hotel, it was already almost half-past six, and the banquet was about to start.

The entrance of the Sui City International Hotel was already filled with cars.

All sorts of luxury cars, all sorts of limited editions.

Tang Rao drove right up to the main entrance of the hotel where naturally a valet came over to open the door.

The moment Bai Xiaotong got out of the car, Tang Rao felt all the men's eyes around them were drawn to her. Even the valet who opened the door for him was frozen, staring straight at Bai Xiaotong.

Tang Rao felt, truly, a man's handsomeness can't compare to a woman's beauty.

I'm so handsome, yet I barely see a few girls staring at me, dumbfounded.

"Xiao Rao, what are you doing? Come here," Bai Xiaotong called Tang Rao over.

Tang Rao immediately walked to Bai Xiaotong's side, fine, I'm your great-nephew, just here to be your backdrop.

Bai Xiaotong naturally slipped her arm through Tang Rao's, and they walked in together.

"Man, I bet that guy is definitely a kept man."

"Right? You hear that, Xiao Rao, sounds just like a puppy's name."

"I wish I could be a kept man too!"

...

Many people around started whispering.

Tang Rao: "..."

You bunch of blind fools, can't you recognize that I'm Tang Rao and she's Bai Xiaotong? I'm the great-nephew and she's the aunt!

Kept man, my ass. I'd slap your faces white.

"Hey, why did you two only get here now, hurry inside." Just as they entered the hotel, Bai Yushu came over to greet them.

She was greeting guests at the door with Tang Renwang.

Although both of their statuses were not low, it was a customary gesture that had to be maintained.

"Man, Xiaotong really looks as beautiful as a young girl," Bai Yushu said with a smile as she looked at Bai Xiaotong.

She was seven years older than Bai Xiaotong, but she already looked almost like a middle-aged aunt, while Bai Xiaotong was still radiant.

"You little rascal, told you to come early, don't know where your ears are!" Tang Renwang then chided Tang Rao.

"Why don't you scold Auntie, she's late too," Tang Rao retorted with a sneer.

Tang Renwang immediately lost his temper, scold Bai Xiaotong? He wouldn't dare.

"Alright, let's all go in together," Tang Renwang coughed and said, as Tang Rao and Bai Xiaotong were the last to arrive, everyone else was already there.

The banquet hall was on the sixtieth floor, the top floor of the Sui City International Hotel, with an open design offering a panoramic view.

This banquet was primarily a networking platform for the youth, so it was held in the style of a buffet. Of course, it wasn't like any ordinary buffet, everything laid out here was top-notch.

The Tang Family, after all, is a major clan in Sui City, and had interactions with many prominent families in Tiandu, they couldn't afford to lose face.

When Tang Rao and his group entered, everyone stopped their conversations, focusing their eyes on them.

Of course, more people's attention was still focused on Bai Xiaotong.

As for Tang Rao, he was mostly ignored by the majority, who doesn't know that Tang Renwang's son was a natural-born trash emitter.


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