The president's sister and I worked together to overturn the system

In this way, after the ceasefire between all parties, Prime Minister Bu Lieding began his performance. He told a touching and tragic story.

The story goes like this:

"After great scientific exploration, we have discovered that a long time ago, there was life on many planets in the universe, and the life on many planets was more powerful than the life on the Blue Star, and their technology has been even more advanced than the Blue Star. , such as green star, orange star, red star, etc.

However, these planets do not have a splendid traditional civilization like Blue Star. Their past is a history of barbaric wars without any civilization at all. Therefore, they are very jealous of Blue Star's human civilization and want to Stealing human traditional civilization.

And we know that the best way to preserve human civilization is cultural relics. The place with the richest cultural relics in the world is our Bulieding National Museum. So they unknowingly used alien technology to steal our 10 pieces of the most precious cultural relics.

After stealing the cultural relics, they scanned and studied them overnight. For them, these cultural relics lost their value after scanning.

But after overnight investigation by our Secret Intelligence Service, we finally discovered the matter. We immediately sent people to negotiate with them and asked them to return the cultural relics, but they refused. These hateful aliens are just a group of bandits. , plundering our civilization.

Not only that, this group of abominable bandits also had a whim, saying that they wanted to test whether humans would be willing to pay the price to protect cultural relics, so they concocted a story about a mysterious duke selling cultural relics, claiming that the cultural relics were returned to their original places. Under the banner of the Lord, they crazily plunder the wealth of various countries.

This move is too sinister, because while they plunder wealth, they also put the blame on our princes and nobles, making the world think that it was our princes and nobles who did it.

This is so infuriating!We must ask the aliens for an explanation.

So we convened a parliament with the parents of the princes and nobles to discuss the just counterattack against the aliens. This decision was unanimously approved by the parliament. At that time, the king and I left first, while the princes and nobles stayed to further formulate the details. battle plan.

Who would have thought that these despicable aliens, after the king and I left, actually attacked the princes and nobles who were having a meeting. Seeing that the situation was not going well, the princes and nobles summoned you to come over for support.

Unexpectedly, you came a step too late to support us. The hateful aliens actually fired alien artillery shells, which reduced the conference building to rubble, and all 600 members of the parliament, composed of princes and nobles, were buried in the ruins.

Parents of these princes and nobles, their deaths were too tragic!They died for the dignity and justice of the country. After my application to the king, we will posthumously declare them martyrs, and we will also posthumously declare the soldiers who died in this war as martyrs.

You are all the most heroic and loyal soldiers of the country. For the dignity and justice of the country, you united closely and fought a tenacious battle with the aliens. You drove the aliens away. You are good. Such!

However, now that the aliens have been driven away by you, there is no point in continuing to fight. We may accidentally injure our brothers and cause immeasurable losses. Therefore, I suggest that we withdraw our troops and go back and have a good rest tonight. How about attending the farewell ceremony for the martyrs' remains together tomorrow? "

This is the Prime Minister's live performance, without a speech script, just blurting out.

After all parties to the truce heard this, the expressions on everyone's faces were very strange.

At first, they heard the Prime Minister say that aliens did it, and almost believed it. But when they heard the Prime Minister said that aliens fired cannonballs and blew up the parliament building, causing all 600 members to become martyrs, they knew that the Prime Minister was I'm making up a story, because they bombed the parliament building, and 600 members of Congress were killed by them.

but!

Would they disagree with the Prime Minister's story?Will he expose the Prime Minister's lies?

The Prime Minister's story abruptly turned a stupid civil war into a war of aggression and counterattack, and each of them became a heroic warrior to fight back against the aliens.

this!Is there anyone stupid enough not to accept it?

I don’t know what they were thinking, but after listening to the Prime Minister’s story, everyone fell silent.

After a while, a leader of a certain party suddenly shouted: "Withdraw your troops!"

So, the leaders of other parties also shouted "retreat troops", and the war subsided and all parties dispersed.

The Prime Minister just exhaled a long breath at this time, and his whole back was soaked. He was afraid that someone would suddenly go crazy and kill him with a shot.

Above the city, in Jinlin space.

Elaine was stunned when she heard this. After a moment, she suddenly cursed:

"This plot is too bloody! Even if the writer Yan Hui Gang came to edit it, he wouldn't dare to do it like this. Not only must he have the ability to edit it, but he must also be able to tell lies with his eyes open. Ability, this ability can beat those introverted online writers by 180 million."

When Jin Lin heard this, Youyou said: "Of course, telling lies with open eyes is a required course for every Western politician, and this prime minister is the elite of the elite. It is said that he was a storyteller when he was in kindergarten. "

Elaine still shook her head and still sighed: "They say women love to lie. This is so unfair to women! Compared with this prime minister, there is still a gap of 180 million streets."

Jin Lin said: "Let's go, let's go back and continue eating noodles."

.........

The next day.

The whole country in Bulieding fell into mourning. Yesterday was designated as their National Disaster Day, and today the flag was lowered in mourning. Amidst the solemn mourning, the bodies of 600 congressmen and 5000 soldiers were sent for cremation and exchanged for They bought 5600 jars and buried them collectively in their Martyrs Garden.

At the same time, condolences and condolences were sent from countries around the world.And the Prime Minister took the opportunity to show off a series of televised speeches.

He first expressed his gratitude to all countries around the world, and then called on people all over the world to unite closely to resist aliens. He also called on the people of Bulie to unite even more closely to overcome the difficulties together and make Bulie strong. Top Kingdom.

However, the reactions on the Internet are somewhat different, with experts’ comments from various parties and the voices of netizens being mixed.

The expert review version looks like this:

{Since there is an alien invasion, I hope Bu Lie Dian will reveal more truth about aliens. How do you know, how do you communicate with them, and what do they look like? ｝

{Why do aliens want to bomb the Brenden Parliament Building, but return half-sold and half-given precious cultural relics to other countries? ｝

{There is no truth without pictures. Please Bu Lieding announce the truth about aliens as soon as possible. ｝

Netizens’ posts look like this:

{A quick question, do you believe Prime Minister Bu Liedian’s lies? ｝

{According to what the Prime Minister said, there is no need to pursue the 10 trillion, because aliens took it anyway. ｝

{Is it possible that 600 congressmen are killing each other for 10 trillion dog-eat-dog, and are using aliens to cover up the truth? ｝