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213. Global live broadcast: "Whip the Corpse" (1)
At 2 o'clock, the global live broadcast officially begins.
Jin Lin started his performance and said:
"Hello to all viewers around the world, welcome to watch the live broadcast of Rogers saving the king. You should have felt that the relationship between me and the princesses and princes was not very harmonious. In fact, it was not like this at the beginning, until I raised my The relationship became like this because of the treatment plan and live broadcast request.”
"The core problem is that this treatment plan is very cruel. It is called 'Corpse Whipping Method'. The princesses and princes were very angry after hearing this, but they felt that what I said was reasonable. They were helpless and helpless, and I proposed a live broadcast The demands made them even more helpless and angry."
"However, this is also something I am not allowed to do, because once this 'corpse whipping method' is carried out, no matter whether I can save the king or not, they can't help but want to kill me, so live broadcast is the only way I can protect myself. "
"So, why does this treatment require the method of whipping corpses and mysterious rituals? Because the king suffers from..., and whipping corpses can..., and rituals of worshiping gods can..."
In this way, Jin Lin first talked about the causes and consequences of the unharmonious relationship between himself and the princess and prince, and then talked about the king's condition from a professional perspective, and then talked about the origin and benefits of the method of whipping corpses, the spiritual effect of the worship ceremony to wash away the king's sins, etc. .
Jin Lin talked for half an hour.
As netizens around the world listened, they went from being confused to shocked to petrified, and finally collectively exclaimed. There were as many as 10 billion live broadcast comments, and the content was even more varied.
{Hahaha, I finally understand. This Rogers actually just wants to beat the king to satisfy his hatred, even if he is shot. ｝
{Fuck!If King Bu Lie Dian can give him a severe beating, I will be willing to die. The reason why our country is like this is not because it was invaded by Bu Lie Dian. ｝
{It’s so cool to risk your life to beat the king of Bu Lie Dian!Can I still sign up to participate?I want to fight too! ｝
{A weak question, if Rogers said this, then he is a wizard, not a doctor, right? ｝
{Damn it!How dare you whip the king of our country? Rogers, I tell you, you'd better beat the king alive, otherwise we, the people of Bulie Dian, will not let you go! ｝
{...}
The list goes on and on.
While netizens around the world were discussing it heatedly, Jin Lin had already started his worship ceremony.
I saw him swaying left and right, walking back and forth among the stones engraved with mysterious symbols. At the same time, he was humming a tune that he didn't understand at the top of his lungs, as if he was dancing to a master.
It's just that he was born with tone deafness, and that tune was extremely unpleasant to listen to. It almost made him vomit, no!Elaine in the space was lying on the edge of the mirror lake, vomiting.
After finishing the dance, he dragged the cloth stick and whip with both hands, came to the cloth flag, knelt on the ground with his feet, raised his head to the sky, and shouted in his drake voice:
"Dear gods! The sinner King Bu Lie Dian is terminally ill! But the country is currently in chaos, and the people will suffer disasters if there is chaos, so this sinner cannot die yet! Do you think this is good? I I will punish him severely on your behalf and whip him with the method of whipping corpses, and you can save his life!"
With that said, Jin Lin stood up with a shake of his head, bowed three times to the cloth banner, and then came to the king's bed.
Suddenly, he shouted: "God! I will punish the sinners on your behalf! The method of whipping corpses has officially begun."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "bang"!
The Jinlin cloth whip had already hit the king hard, causing the spring bed to sink in.
"Boom!"
The spring bed quickly launched the king's body 3 meters into the air, rolled another three times in the air, and quickly fell back to the spring bed.
Bang!
As soon as the king's body fell, Jin Lin's whip struck hard again.
Deng!
The king's body bounced 3 meters into the sky again and rolled three times. As soon as it landed, Jin Lin's whip immediately came down again.
Bang!Bang!Bang!
Deng!Deng!Deng!
This cycle repeated, and Jin Lin began to "whip the corpse" continuously.
In front of the screens of mobile phones, computers, and televisions, audiences around the world were petrified and stunned.
Before it started, they could still laugh and joke, but when they saw Jin Lin's "corpse whipping method", they were so shocked that their livers and gallbladders trembled.
In the live area, outside the live broadcast square, the faces of Madeleine and the three people changed drastically, and they burst into tears again, shouting at the top of their lungs: "Beasts! Stop!"
Then, using all his strength, he was about to rush in. Upon seeing this, the royal guards hugged the three of them tightly and refused to let them pass.
The captain of the guard even raised his gun to his head and cried: "Your three highnesses, if you rush in, we will commit suicide collectively, because the compensation will be 1000 billion, and the royal family will be finished!"
Madeleine and the other three stopped, not daring to rush, but started crying even louder.
But in the live broadcast, Jin Lin didn't care about this, and the whip in his hand was swung faster and faster.
Bang bang bang!
Deng Deng Deng!
At this time, the king, who was wearing white pajamas, was already covered in blood.
Bang bang bang!
Deng Deng Deng!
The clothes were torn into pieces and flying everywhere, and the ones that didn't fly were tightly stuck to the flesh and blood.
At this moment, the three Madeleine sisters wanted to die. Tears kept flowing, but they could no longer cry.
In front of the screen, the audience felt extremely uncomfortable, and finally couldn't help but someone posted another barrage:
{never mind!Just let him die and stop torturing him! ｝
{Let him rest in peace. The debt will be wiped out if he dies, as long as he doesn't invade us again! ｝
However, some people still raised objections, and the objections still accounted for the majority.
{Haha, although I feel uncomfortable watching it, I feel that this kind of king does not deserve sympathy. Do you know how many of us their ancestors burned alive? ｝
{This is retribution!He should be whipped hard to relieve the hatred of the invaded country. He should only be beaten. Is this too much? ｝
{...}
Anyway, netizens have all kinds of voices, but no one thinks that Rogers is saving a king.
It wasn't until a primitive tribe in the Amazon forest asked to connect to the live broadcast platform that someone made a different voice. This was a tribal chief.
The chief of the Amazon tribe said: "I think Mr. Rogers is serious about saving the king. His 'corpse whipping method' was very popular in our tribe thousands of years ago."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.
However, as soon as the chief of the Amazon tribe finished speaking, the Indian tribe, the Maya tribe, and the Huizhou tribe also joined in.
The Indian tribe said: "Mr. Rogers whipped him very professionally and I believe he can save the king."
The Maya tribe said: "Mr. Rogers has a very thorough understanding of ancient tribal medical skills. We believe he can save the king. It is time for the ancient mysterious medical skills to reappear in modern civilization."
Huizhou tribe said: "Professional, too professional, playing very smoothly, 6666666"
And the last person to come in was actually the world's most famous medical scientist, Dr. Si Ke, winner of the Nuo Prize for Medicine.
Dr. Scorsch said: "I am watching the live broadcast very seriously. I want to say that I don't know whether Mr. Rogers can save the king. However, he uses whipping to promote the metabolism and blood circulation of terminally ill people to stimulate cells. The regenerative function is very constructive and in line with medical principles."
As soon as these words came out, netizens around the world were stunned and the live broadcast host was dumbfounded.
Jin Lin started his performance and said:
"Hello to all viewers around the world, welcome to watch the live broadcast of Rogers saving the king. You should have felt that the relationship between me and the princesses and princes was not very harmonious. In fact, it was not like this at the beginning, until I raised my The relationship became like this because of the treatment plan and live broadcast request.”
"The core problem is that this treatment plan is very cruel. It is called 'Corpse Whipping Method'. The princesses and princes were very angry after hearing this, but they felt that what I said was reasonable. They were helpless and helpless, and I proposed a live broadcast The demands made them even more helpless and angry."
"However, this is also something I am not allowed to do, because once this 'corpse whipping method' is carried out, no matter whether I can save the king or not, they can't help but want to kill me, so live broadcast is the only way I can protect myself. "
"So, why does this treatment require the method of whipping corpses and mysterious rituals? Because the king suffers from..., and whipping corpses can..., and rituals of worshiping gods can..."
In this way, Jin Lin first talked about the causes and consequences of the unharmonious relationship between himself and the princess and prince, and then talked about the king's condition from a professional perspective, and then talked about the origin and benefits of the method of whipping corpses, the spiritual effect of the worship ceremony to wash away the king's sins, etc. .
Jin Lin talked for half an hour.
As netizens around the world listened, they went from being confused to shocked to petrified, and finally collectively exclaimed. There were as many as 10 billion live broadcast comments, and the content was even more varied.
{Hahaha, I finally understand. This Rogers actually just wants to beat the king to satisfy his hatred, even if he is shot. ｝
{Fuck!If King Bu Lie Dian can give him a severe beating, I will be willing to die. The reason why our country is like this is not because it was invaded by Bu Lie Dian. ｝
{It’s so cool to risk your life to beat the king of Bu Lie Dian!Can I still sign up to participate?I want to fight too! ｝
{A weak question, if Rogers said this, then he is a wizard, not a doctor, right? ｝
{Damn it!How dare you whip the king of our country? Rogers, I tell you, you'd better beat the king alive, otherwise we, the people of Bulie Dian, will not let you go! ｝
{...}
The list goes on and on.
While netizens around the world were discussing it heatedly, Jin Lin had already started his worship ceremony.
I saw him swaying left and right, walking back and forth among the stones engraved with mysterious symbols. At the same time, he was humming a tune that he didn't understand at the top of his lungs, as if he was dancing to a master.
It's just that he was born with tone deafness, and that tune was extremely unpleasant to listen to. It almost made him vomit, no!Elaine in the space was lying on the edge of the mirror lake, vomiting.
After finishing the dance, he dragged the cloth stick and whip with both hands, came to the cloth flag, knelt on the ground with his feet, raised his head to the sky, and shouted in his drake voice:
"Dear gods! The sinner King Bu Lie Dian is terminally ill! But the country is currently in chaos, and the people will suffer disasters if there is chaos, so this sinner cannot die yet! Do you think this is good? I I will punish him severely on your behalf and whip him with the method of whipping corpses, and you can save his life!"
With that said, Jin Lin stood up with a shake of his head, bowed three times to the cloth banner, and then came to the king's bed.
Suddenly, he shouted: "God! I will punish the sinners on your behalf! The method of whipping corpses has officially begun."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "bang"!
The Jinlin cloth whip had already hit the king hard, causing the spring bed to sink in.
"Boom!"
The spring bed quickly launched the king's body 3 meters into the air, rolled another three times in the air, and quickly fell back to the spring bed.
Bang!
As soon as the king's body fell, Jin Lin's whip struck hard again.
Deng!
The king's body bounced 3 meters into the sky again and rolled three times. As soon as it landed, Jin Lin's whip immediately came down again.
Bang!Bang!Bang!
Deng!Deng!Deng!
This cycle repeated, and Jin Lin began to "whip the corpse" continuously.
In front of the screens of mobile phones, computers, and televisions, audiences around the world were petrified and stunned.
Before it started, they could still laugh and joke, but when they saw Jin Lin's "corpse whipping method", they were so shocked that their livers and gallbladders trembled.
In the live area, outside the live broadcast square, the faces of Madeleine and the three people changed drastically, and they burst into tears again, shouting at the top of their lungs: "Beasts! Stop!"
Then, using all his strength, he was about to rush in. Upon seeing this, the royal guards hugged the three of them tightly and refused to let them pass.
The captain of the guard even raised his gun to his head and cried: "Your three highnesses, if you rush in, we will commit suicide collectively, because the compensation will be 1000 billion, and the royal family will be finished!"
Madeleine and the other three stopped, not daring to rush, but started crying even louder.
But in the live broadcast, Jin Lin didn't care about this, and the whip in his hand was swung faster and faster.
Bang bang bang!
Deng Deng Deng!
At this time, the king, who was wearing white pajamas, was already covered in blood.
Bang bang bang!
Deng Deng Deng!
The clothes were torn into pieces and flying everywhere, and the ones that didn't fly were tightly stuck to the flesh and blood.
At this moment, the three Madeleine sisters wanted to die. Tears kept flowing, but they could no longer cry.
In front of the screen, the audience felt extremely uncomfortable, and finally couldn't help but someone posted another barrage:
{never mind!Just let him die and stop torturing him! ｝
{Let him rest in peace. The debt will be wiped out if he dies, as long as he doesn't invade us again! ｝
However, some people still raised objections, and the objections still accounted for the majority.
{Haha, although I feel uncomfortable watching it, I feel that this kind of king does not deserve sympathy. Do you know how many of us their ancestors burned alive? ｝
{This is retribution!He should be whipped hard to relieve the hatred of the invaded country. He should only be beaten. Is this too much? ｝
{...}
Anyway, netizens have all kinds of voices, but no one thinks that Rogers is saving a king.
It wasn't until a primitive tribe in the Amazon forest asked to connect to the live broadcast platform that someone made a different voice. This was a tribal chief.
The chief of the Amazon tribe said: "I think Mr. Rogers is serious about saving the king. His 'corpse whipping method' was very popular in our tribe thousands of years ago."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.
However, as soon as the chief of the Amazon tribe finished speaking, the Indian tribe, the Maya tribe, and the Huizhou tribe also joined in.
The Indian tribe said: "Mr. Rogers whipped him very professionally and I believe he can save the king."
The Maya tribe said: "Mr. Rogers has a very thorough understanding of ancient tribal medical skills. We believe he can save the king. It is time for the ancient mysterious medical skills to reappear in modern civilization."
Huizhou tribe said: "Professional, too professional, playing very smoothly, 6666666"
And the last person to come in was actually the world's most famous medical scientist, Dr. Si Ke, winner of the Nuo Prize for Medicine.
Dr. Scorsch said: "I am watching the live broadcast very seriously. I want to say that I don't know whether Mr. Rogers can save the king. However, he uses whipping to promote the metabolism and blood circulation of terminally ill people to stimulate cells. The regenerative function is very constructive and in line with medical principles."
As soon as these words came out, netizens around the world were stunned and the live broadcast host was dumbfounded.
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