The president's sister and I worked together to overturn the system

So Yuan Hui told the story of "Lao Zhang Noodle House"...

A long time ago, Lao Zhang's grandfather Lao Zhang was deceived into coming to Meiguo. The reason for deceiving him was very simple. There were countless girls in Meiguo. The girls should be as moist and tender as they want. No matter how tender they are, they know many postures. The key is that they don’t want your wedding room or your bride price.

When Lao Lao Zhang heard this, he was excited all over. He made a bold promise to the villagers that he would go to Meiguo to find girls to sow seeds and win glory for the country. In this way, Lao Lao Zhang came to Meiguo.

Only after arriving did Lao Lao Zhang realize that he had been deceived. Although the Meiguo girls don't want your wedding room and betrothal gifts, they are ignoring you. It's useless for you to lick your knees and wash their feet.

That doesn't matter, the key is that life is still too difficult, and you can't make a lot of money despite being humiliated and exploited, but!For the sake of boasting, Lao Zhang, whose self-esteem has been distorted, refuses to return to the country, and is just preparing to burn himself to death in the country of Mei.

Until the savior, Lao Zhang's grandfather and grandmother, Sister Zhuangzhuang, appeared.

On this day, Lao Zhang came to Chinatown and was looking for food in the trash cans. He met a compatriot, a dark and strong woman. Seeing that Lao Zhang was pitiful, the woman took him in and kept him in her knife-cut noodle shop. Washed the dishes and gave him food and shelter.

Lao Lao Zhang knew his shame and then became brave, worked hard, and secretly vowed to win over this strong and strong sister. His hard work paid off, and this time fate did not play tricks on him, and he got his wish.

In this way, the descendants of Lao Lao Zhang and Sister Zhuang Zhuang took root in Meiguo, and generation after generation relied on that noodle shop to survive.

When it comes to Lao Zhang's generation, he seems to have encountered the best of times. The country of Mei is developing rapidly, and his life is more generous than that of previous generations. He went to school and was admitted to university. After graduation, I found a good job and a beautiful girlfriend.

So, Lao Zhang decided to give up inheriting the noodle shop and run to a wider world with his girlfriend. Therefore, he borrowed money from the bank, opened a company, became the chairman, and gave himself the foreign name Andrew Zhang. .

The company was doing well at the beginning, and the business was good. There was always money coming in and out, enough for Lao Zhang and his girlfriend to have some fun.

However, the good times did not last long, and the best of times turned into the worst of times. Meiguo's financial crisis broke out, Lao Zhang went bankrupt, and his girlfriend ran away. He returned to the noodle shop in disgrace, looking extremely depressed and lonely.

Lao Zhang's parents seemed to have foreseen such an outcome. They sighed and said nothing more, letting Lao Zhang deal with himself, but they sincerely hoped that Lao Zhang could stand up again.

Lao Zhang, who no longer had a job, had no place to go for a while, so he took the initiative to help out at the noodle shop. However, he always tried to be assertive, so I just made a temporary transition.

However, Lao Zhang, who was helping in the noodle shop, was shocked by his parents' craftsmanship. It turned out that making a bowl of beef noodles requires so many awesome skills. This is simply awesome.

look!When daddy fried spicy food, it was like practicing his shovel skills in a frying pan.

look!When my mother cuts vegetables, she must use the Xiaoyao style of knife skills, the skill of hundreds of knives in one second.

look!When dad cuts beef and chops beef bones, he must use the Tian Dao Sect’s Heaven-Destroying Sword.

look look look!When Dad kneads the dough, he must use the long-lost bone-melting cotton palm and the bone-splitting hand.

look look look!When Mom cuts noodles, she must be using the long-lost swordsmanship of the Goddess, the Goddess Scattering Flowers!

Lao Zhang, who usually likes to play games, became obsessed. He felt that his father and mother were the heroes in the game. He felt that their family must be a famous reclusive martial arts family.

So, at this time, Lao Zhang suddenly became obsessed with martial arts. He was no longer interested in starting a company and becoming the boss. He begged his parents to teach him martial arts.

Mom and Dad were very confused and said that it is not easy for you to learn these things. It is not enough for us to learn how to make noodles.

Lao Zhang seemed to have heard a thunderbolt from the blue, and was so shocked that he agreed with bold words and began his apprenticeship in the noodle shop.

But, to be honest, he worked very hard, like a chicken blood.

While washing vegetables and dishes, he said he realized the true meaning of Tai Chi.

In the process of chopping vegetables and peppers, he said that he understood the truth that in martial arts in the world, only speed can be achieved.

In the process of cutting the meat and cutting the bones of the cow, he said that he awakened the power of the dragon and elephant.

In the process of chopping noodles, he exaggeratedly said that he awakened the soul and intention of the sword.

Even with the technique of sprinkling salt and chopped green onions, he said he sensed the true meaning of controlling objects through the air.

The parents laughed loudly after hearing this. Anyway, their son found fun at work and was willing to stay in the noodle shop. They were still very happy, but!Let nature take its course, and they don't force it.

Until one day, Lao Zhang made his first bowl of noodles.

At this moment, there was a sudden thunderbolt from the clear sky, and a bolt of lightning struck the noodle shop and disappeared.

Immediately afterwards, a heavy downpour forced a man into the noodle shop. This man was none other than the online novelist Suzaku Tangmae who was traveling to Meiguo from China.

In front of Zhuquetang, I was too embarrassed to just hide from the rain and not eat noodles, so I ordered the bowl of noodles that Lao Zhang had just made.

When Lao Zhang brought the bowl of noodles to the front of Zhuque Hall, the front of Zhuque Hall trembled and screamed:

"It turns out that this bowl of noodles is going through the heavenly tribulation! No wonder there was a sudden flash of thunder and a downpour of rain. What a fate!"

What the hell!A bowl of knife-cut noodles to overcome the tribulation?

Lao Zhang was very confused after hearing this. He thought that Zhuque Tangqian didn't want to eat this bowl of noodles, so he said, "How about I exchange a bowl with you?"

When Zhuquetang heard this, he wondered how he could be asked to change it again. He hurriedly ate the noodles and soup, threw down the 100 yuan, and ran away with the bowl of noodles.

Lao Zhang took the 100 Meiyuan in his hand and was stunned. It turned out that the noodles I made were so delicious, so delicious that they could drive people crazy.

At this time, Lao Zhang's thoughts changed again!

It turns out that I work in a noodle shop not just to learn supreme martial arts, but to learn supreme martial arts in order to make a bowl of crazy knife-cut noodles so that people will be satisfied with eating this bowl of noodles. This is the supreme martial arts. The true meaning of.

From then on, Lao Zhang no longer pursued illusory things, but devoted himself to studying how to make a bowl of shaved noodles.

It’s just that he never expected that after eating that bowl of noodles in front of Suzakutang, his online writing life would start to change, and he would successively create hits such as "Mian Lai", "Invincible Noodles", and "One Side of Sovereignty". The Internet writer has become a great Internet writer. It is said that he even offered the bowl for eating noodles.

As for Lao Zhang, the business of the noodle shop is getting better and better. It is said that as long as he brings out a bowl of noodles, the fragrance will spread all over the place, making the diners' greedy cries.

In this way, Lao Zhang's Sliced ​​Noodles became popular in Chinatown, accidentally alarming the upper class society in Meiguo.

So, I don’t know since when, celebrities from Meiguo queue up here every day to eat noodles.

Then, capital kept coming to the door, willing to invest huge sums of money to take a small share, and encouraged Lao Zhang's noodle shop to move towards a chain operation model, and then set up a group and then go public. They painted a blueprint for Lao Zhang's capital empire.

Lao Zhang smiled lightly and declined again and again!The reason is that expansion will affect the speed at which I draw my sword, oh no!It’s the speed of ramen.

When the capital plutocrats saw that the business could not be negotiated, they became more evil and began to send thugs to disrupt the noodle shop, and then sent killers to beat up Lao Zhang. The purpose was twofold, one was to force Lao Zhang to bow his head and cooperate, and the other was to force Lao Zhang to hand over his work. The secret recipe for noodles.

However, the fact is that no matter how many villains the capitalists sent, they were all repelled by Lao Zhang.

With two "wow" blows, the villain's leg flesh was picked out, leaving only two skeleton feet standing on the ground.

"Chichi" was heard twice, and the bullet fired in the face was split into two halves by Lao Zhang.

"Dang Dang" was heard twice, and the bullet fired again was actually bounced back by Lao Zhang's knife and sank into the opponent's chest.

With a "click", Lao Zhang stepped forward and kicked the opponent's femur into pieces.

With two "bang bang" palms, the opponent's chest was sunken and a fountain was spitting out from his mouth.

In this way, no matter how many waves of villains came, they were all beaten and carried back by Lao Zhang. Only then did the capitalists realize that they had hit a hard target and no longer dared to think of wrongdoing.

In this way, Lao Zhang's life finally settled down. He found A Hua, a diligent girl who worked in a noodle shop, as his partner. The two got married and had children. A Hua was promoted to the boss's wife and was responsible for the management of the noodle shop, while Lao Zhang was focused on nothing else. Just make noodles.

Neither of them is greedy, and they live a happy life. However, since Little Lao Zhang was born, they have an additional hobby, which is to train Little Lao Zhang Xuewu to make noodles.

However, the sky is unpredictable.

Suddenly, one day, a large number of aliens descended from the sky and invaded Blue Star.

This sudden change turned the Blue Star sky into a battlefield. All Blue Star people's minds were suddenly in knots. They couldn't believe that such a thing could actually happen.

What was once just a joke and science fiction actually happened!

Alien events that once had nothing to do with us have really affected the survival of every human being.

Some people cried, some worshiped gods, and some went crazy. Why did the once beautiful Blue Star change overnight?

Fear and death enveloped the entire Blue Star.

Lao Zhang and A Hua looked at the strange sky. Neither of them spoke, but they opened the noodle shop as usual.

What can I do, as long as I don't die, life will continue.

However, one day, mankind was defeated, the sky was lost, and a large number of aliens descended on Blue Star.

Like ghosts, they walked towards Chinatown step by step, and the entire Chinatown felt the breath of death.

Perhaps, everyone knows that death is certain, which makes it easier.

Some compatriots who usually like to come to Lao Zhang Noodle House to eat noodles came to Lao Zhang Noodle House one after another, shouting loudly: "Lao Zhang, come and have a bowl of shaved noodles."

However, compared with the past, this time is a little different. In the past, they would eat the noodles first and then pay, but this time, they all chose to pay first and then eat the noodles, because no one knew whether they could finish the noodles, and no one wanted to die. Later, he still owed Lao Zhang some money.

Lao Zhang's family was moved. Lao Zhang responded loudly with tears in his eyes: "Okay! We'll be on the table in five minutes!"

In this way, Lao Zhang's family started making noodles without any distractions...

Bang bang!Bang bang!

The alien army invaded Chinatown.

However, when they came to Lao Zhang Noodle House, they all stopped because they smelled a fragrant and hot smell.

Everyone turned their heads and the aliens were stunned. There were people eating noodles one after another inside, eating like crazy.

The aliens watched as their saliva kept flowing out, and their throats kept rolling as they swallowed saliva.

They were collectively confused. What good news was this?Why do people have an extreme desire to eat!

At this moment, an alien leader walked out of the crowd and walked into the noodle shop step by step.

Upon seeing this, Lao Zhang hurriedly walked out of the counter. He also had a kitchen knife in his hand. If you want to kill someone on my side, you have to ask me for the kitchen knife first.

The alien leader looked at Lao Zhang quietly, and Lao Zhang also looked at the alien leader quietly, without fear.

The alien leader showed surprise, because he felt that Lao Zhang was not afraid, and couldn't help but appreciate it more. Then he pointed to the noodles on the table.

Lao Zhang was a little surprised. He seemed to know what the alien leader meant, so he said, "Want to eat? I'll make you a bowl."

The alien leader nodded.

So, Lao Zhang turned around and entered the kitchen. Five minutes later, a bowl of hot and fragrant noodles was served.

Lao Zhang handed the alien leader a pair of chopsticks and said, "Try it."

The alien leader took the chopsticks and took a tentative bite. Then he was shocked and began to eat crazily. He was sweating profusely and bursting into tears. He ate until the bottom of the bowl was upside down and not even a drop of soup was left. .

too delicious!He was so moved!For hundreds of years, he has been fighting in the universe, but he has never eaten such delicious food.

Lao Zhang and the diners were also extremely shocked, what a surprise!

At this time, Lao Zhang seemed to have thought of something and said: "Want to eat? I can continue to cook it for you, but I have a condition, that is, you must withdraw from Blue Star."

The alien leader thought for a moment and nodded. He actually understood what Lao Zhang said and even replied with one word: "Okay!"

Just like that, a bowl of beef noodles prevented an alien invasion.

Aliens from all over the world evacuated Blue Star one after another, but when they left, each of them was carrying something on their shoulders, some were a cow, some were a bag of flour, some were a bag of chili peppers, some were a box of cooking oil, and some were It was a bucket of vegetables and some soy sauce, vinegar and salt.

Lao Zhang's family was taken to a space starship in outer space by aliens with kitchen tools.

On the space starship, Lao Zhang's family cooked noodles for the aliens day and night, and did not dare to cry or complain about being tired.

Because they were afraid that once they stopped, the aliens would start attacking Blue Star again.

In this way, Lao Zhang's family stayed on the space starship for ten years. They followed the aliens as they traveled through the universe and watched the aliens massacre one planet after another.

Lao Zhang became Lao Lao Zhang, Xiao Zhang became Da Zhang, and Ah Hua became a morning glory.

But the thoughts of the alien leader are moody and uncertain.

One day, the alien leader came to Lao Zhang’s kitchen and said:

"No matter how beautiful something is, if it is easy to possess, it will lose its beautiful meaning. Only when it is scarce can it become precious. Only when it is lost can it remain eternal."

The whole family of Lao Zhang had their mouths open, very confused, and could not understand what the alien leader was going to say, but Lao Zhang had a premonition that something was wrong and quickly grabbed the kitchen knife with one hand.

The alien leader paused and continued:

"In the past ten years, in order to eat the noodles you made, I fulfilled my promise and never set foot in Blue Star again. I thought that I would get tired of your noodles after eating them for a few months, but I never expected that I would actually eat them. I never get tired of eating it for a whole ten years.

I'm very depressed. I can't understand why the noodles you make are so delicious?but!Whether I understand it or not, I can't stop anymore. I must occupy Blue Star, and the humans on Blue Star must die.

But as long as I still want to eat your face, I can't muster the courage, so you must die too, but in return, Lao Zhang, I will allow you to die last. "

As he said that, the alien leader waved his hand, wow!Two alien bullets shot at Ahua and Xiao Zhang.

Bang bang!The bodies of Ahua and Xiao Zhang exploded, leaving no bones left.

"No----------------!!!"

Lao Zhang let out a heartbreaking roar!His anger rushed to his limbs and to the top of his head.

"Boom!" sounded.

His anger shook out of his body, overturning the entire kitchen and the alien leader.

At this time, Lao Zhang's anger reached its peak and he awakened an invincible sword domain. In an instant, this sword domain covered the entire space starship.

The alien leader who was knocked to the ground was extremely shocked and horrified. He said in a trembling voice:

"Old Zhang, I may have expressed something wrong just now. Please allow me to reorganize the language."

Lao Zhang's eyes turned scarlet, and he yelled: "What a mistake!"

At the same time, the kitchen knife in Lao Zhang's hand struck in the air.

"Boom"!

The starship was split apart by Lao Zhang's sword energy.

"Ah ah ah..."

The alien couldn't figure out what was going on, and his body was already floating in space.

"Chi chi chi chi chi chi..."

Lao Zhang kept swinging the knife, swinging it wildly, and crisscrossing sword energy spread to all directions. The aliens instantly turned into corpses and exploded in space.

Boom boom boom boom!

The starship exploded continuously and instantly became a ruin, and all the aliens died.

And because Lao Zhang was protected by the sword realm, he was safe and sound. Not only that, by controlling the sword realm, he was able to breathe and fly freely in space.

The alien leader was very confused and regretful until his death. How did he do it? He actually awakened a cosmic god of death.

But what he regretted was far more than that, because Lao Zhang was holding a kitchen knife and speeding through the starry sky. He passed through the star field, passed through the black hole, and came to the alien's hometown - the extraterrestrial star field.

There are countless planets here, and there are billions of aliens living in them. They have different shapes and strange shapes.

Suddenly, Lao Zhang's eyes turned cold, and the aura in his body continued to surge.

Immediately afterwards, he raised the kitchen knife in his hand and slashed out one by one.

Boom boom boom boom boom…

As Lao Zhang fell with his sword, planets exploded one after another, bringing with them the strange alien lifeforms, dying one by one without warning or off guard.

Then, the star field was destroyed by Lao Zhang's sword energy, and the space began to collapse.

"Boom--!"

Another loud noise came, and the entire extraterrestrial star field exploded, and this star field disappeared directly.

At this time, Lao Zhang roared again:

"ah--------------!"

Amidst the roar, Lao Zhang burst into tears, running endlessly in this dark and silent universe.

After an unknown amount of time, Lao Zhang stopped roaring, stopped crying, and started flying again.

I don’t know how long he had been flying in the vast universe, but he was actually allowed to fly back to Blue Star.

However, he never went to Mei Kingdom again, but returned to Huaxia Kingdom and lived in seclusion on an unknown mountain.

A few years later, Lao Zhang returned to the world and opened a noodle shop in an unknown town in the northwest. However, he no longer made beef noodles, but instead made vegetable and egg noodles.