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338. Medical Skills Competition (2)
While Jin Lin was rescuing the big white pig.
The Leerbai medical team is also treating another large white pig in another glass room, while another group of media is also filming, and another group of experts are witnessing.
There was just a piece of cloth blocking the space between the two glass windows, so the Leerbai team, the media and experts here didn't know what was going on at Jinlin's side.
I saw that as soon as Leerbai's team arrived, they quickly gave the crying big white pig a injection of sleeping pills, and the big white pig quickly fainted.
The next step is to help the big white pig stop the bleeding and clean the wound, and then measure the heart rate, blood pressure, and a series of other actions.
After doing this, the three doctors suddenly stopped and walked together in front of the camera to start a live broadcast.
The media, experts, and netizens were all stunned.
I saw the senior chief physician opening a box, taking out a needle for injection, and began to say excitedly:
"Everyone in the audience, please take a look! This injection is a mysterious preparation developed by our Leerbai Medical Group after countless medical research experts spent 10 years, spent hundreds of billions, and experienced countless failures. It is The name is Laerbai bone acupuncture injection.
The efficacy of this Leerbai bone-reshaping needle injection is too powerful!It is simply a miracle in the history of medicine. It can repair injured bones and muscles of humans and animals at the fastest speed in history. We have already tested it on 1 pigs and 1 people. Spirit, so powerful! "
After hearing what he said, the audience imagined the scene of 1 pigs having their bones broken with sledgehammers, and they couldn't help but gnashed their teeth in hatred.
But the senior chief physician still said:
"That is to say, after I inject this injection into the big white pig behind me, 24 hours later, the injured part of the big white pig's thigh will be fully healed. This time tomorrow, he will be alive and kicking. displayed before us.
Hahaha!Hahaha!This Bone Compounding Needle is so powerful!What a mystery!It is a miracle for mankind and it will benefit all people in the universe!
Dear viewers!Now this great invention of the Leerbai Group has just been put on the market. In order to repay the love of all human users for the Leerbai Group, it is now launching a special promotion price. One injection is only 10000 Meiyuan, and one injection is only 10000 Meiyuan.
Therefore, friends in need, please remember the following phone number, 001..., call quickly to buy, and then come to the hospital to make an appointment for injection. "
Watching the live broadcast of this senior chief physician foaming at the mouth, the media, experts and netizens were completely petrified!
but!The doctor refused to give up and the live broadcast continued:
"Dear viewers! Maybe you will say, are your injections really that powerful? Are you deceiving people? If your injections are really that powerful, let alone 1 yuan per injection, even if it is For 10 yuan, I will buy them for you.
So!I tell you, yes!The original price of this injection was 10 yuan, hahaha, that’s right!The original price is 10 yuan, which is very worth it, because no amount of money can buy health, right?
I know that what everyone cares about is not this small amount of money at all. 1 Meiyuan is nothing, and 10 Meiyuan is nothing. If it really has such a good effect, would you believe someone would rob it for 100 million yuan per injection?
So, I know that everyone’s biggest doubt is whether this injection really has such a powerful effect, then!Dear viewers, it’s time to witness the miracle!I shall…"
At this time, a burst of applause suddenly came: Bang Bang!Bang bang!
It turned out that Jin Lin had come to watch his live broadcast at some point. Jin Lin clapped his hands and said:
"It's wonderful, it's really wonderful. You don't want to be an anchor, but you want to be a doctor. It's such a waste of talent!"
As soon as these words came out, the media, experts, and netizens expressed their deep agreement, and the words instantly received 100 million likes on the Internet.
When the senior chief physician saw Rogers arriving, he was stunned at first, then "awoke" and immediately said:
"Hahahaha, it turns out that Mr. Rogers doesn't know how to treat big white pigs, and he wants to come here to learn from him. What a pity! You made a mistake, because today's performance is not about my superb medical skills, but about my superb medical skills. This shot of miracle medicine is miraculous, so, dear viewers! The time has come to witness the miracle..."
But!but!
At this moment, a "buzz, buzz" sound came from the door.
Then, a big white pig wearing a white shirt came over, wagging its tail, and rubbed against Jin Lin's feet to show its goodwill to Jin Lin.
At the scene, the media, experts, and referees all screamed "Ah--"!
Outside the venue, in front of live broadcast screens around the world, hundreds of millions of viewers went crazy!
"Ah——, Rogers' big white pig has recovered!"
"Damn! Rogers has already won before Leerbai's idiot takes action!"
"Crushed! Crushed! That idiot anchor Leerbai was completely crushed, hahaha..."
Netizens are having a great time, eating melon really makes people feel comfortable!
At this moment, the anchor doctor and his two stupid doctors were completely confused, their faces were pale, and they were dumbfounded.
They can't think anymore, they can't understand how this can be done!Our awesome and great mysterious shot has not yet been taken!How can you do it?
Suddenly, the anchor doctor yelled: "You cheated!"
When Jin Lin heard this, he was happy!Youyou said: "I cheated? Appraisers, experts, media, and the audience in front of the screen, did I cheat?"
Everyone at the scene shook their heads, and the referee from the medical appraisal agency said solemnly: "Mr. Rogers did not cheat. In this round, Mr. Rogers has won, and you, Team Leerbai, have lost!"
The anchor doctor's face turned from white to green in an instant, and he shouted again: "I don't believe it!"
The referee was angered, "If you don't trust us, then why did you invite us? If you lose, you lose. Don't look like you can't afford to lose and continue to embarrass yourself."
When the anchor doctor heard it, he was stuck like he was eating shit.
Jin Lin took a look and said leisurely: "Since you don't believe it, how about I use your big white pig to demonstrate my medical skills again. I will completely heal this pig's fractures and leg injuries in 10 minutes. Is it feasible for you to believe it even if you don’t believe it?”
The anchor doctor and the wooden doctor were so shocked that the anchor doctor shouted: "Of course I don't believe it, but I'll let you try it. If you have the guts, try it!"
Jin Lin smiled slightly, stopped talking, and walked directly to the big white pig. He took out another pill from his trouser pocket, crushed it into powder and sprinkled it on the big white pig's leg. Then he took out half a white shirt from the other trouser pocket. Bandage the big white pig.
Then, Jin Lin took out a cigarette and lighter from his trouser pocket, lit the cigarette, smoked it, smiled strangely at the anchor doctor, and then blew the smoke towards the big white pig.
Everything Jin Lin did was in full view of everyone.
The anchor doctor frowned, is Rogers' operation over now?He even started smoking, so cool?Can this cure the Great White Pig?
This is really unbelievable!
Jin Lin turned his head again, looked at everyone, and said with a smile: "My medical skills have been completed. The next step is to wait. Just wait for 8 minutes. If the big white pig has not recovered and woke up after 8 minutes, I will lose."
After saying that, Jin Lin turned around, continued to smoke, and blew the smoke towards the big white pig again.
"Update [-] of [-], please give me praise! Please encourage me! I will continue to update [-]rd update tomorrow."
The Leerbai medical team is also treating another large white pig in another glass room, while another group of media is also filming, and another group of experts are witnessing.
There was just a piece of cloth blocking the space between the two glass windows, so the Leerbai team, the media and experts here didn't know what was going on at Jinlin's side.
I saw that as soon as Leerbai's team arrived, they quickly gave the crying big white pig a injection of sleeping pills, and the big white pig quickly fainted.
The next step is to help the big white pig stop the bleeding and clean the wound, and then measure the heart rate, blood pressure, and a series of other actions.
After doing this, the three doctors suddenly stopped and walked together in front of the camera to start a live broadcast.
The media, experts, and netizens were all stunned.
I saw the senior chief physician opening a box, taking out a needle for injection, and began to say excitedly:
"Everyone in the audience, please take a look! This injection is a mysterious preparation developed by our Leerbai Medical Group after countless medical research experts spent 10 years, spent hundreds of billions, and experienced countless failures. It is The name is Laerbai bone acupuncture injection.
The efficacy of this Leerbai bone-reshaping needle injection is too powerful!It is simply a miracle in the history of medicine. It can repair injured bones and muscles of humans and animals at the fastest speed in history. We have already tested it on 1 pigs and 1 people. Spirit, so powerful! "
After hearing what he said, the audience imagined the scene of 1 pigs having their bones broken with sledgehammers, and they couldn't help but gnashed their teeth in hatred.
But the senior chief physician still said:
"That is to say, after I inject this injection into the big white pig behind me, 24 hours later, the injured part of the big white pig's thigh will be fully healed. This time tomorrow, he will be alive and kicking. displayed before us.
Hahaha!Hahaha!This Bone Compounding Needle is so powerful!What a mystery!It is a miracle for mankind and it will benefit all people in the universe!
Dear viewers!Now this great invention of the Leerbai Group has just been put on the market. In order to repay the love of all human users for the Leerbai Group, it is now launching a special promotion price. One injection is only 10000 Meiyuan, and one injection is only 10000 Meiyuan.
Therefore, friends in need, please remember the following phone number, 001..., call quickly to buy, and then come to the hospital to make an appointment for injection. "
Watching the live broadcast of this senior chief physician foaming at the mouth, the media, experts and netizens were completely petrified!
but!The doctor refused to give up and the live broadcast continued:
"Dear viewers! Maybe you will say, are your injections really that powerful? Are you deceiving people? If your injections are really that powerful, let alone 1 yuan per injection, even if it is For 10 yuan, I will buy them for you.
So!I tell you, yes!The original price of this injection was 10 yuan, hahaha, that’s right!The original price is 10 yuan, which is very worth it, because no amount of money can buy health, right?
I know that what everyone cares about is not this small amount of money at all. 1 Meiyuan is nothing, and 10 Meiyuan is nothing. If it really has such a good effect, would you believe someone would rob it for 100 million yuan per injection?
So, I know that everyone’s biggest doubt is whether this injection really has such a powerful effect, then!Dear viewers, it’s time to witness the miracle!I shall…"
At this time, a burst of applause suddenly came: Bang Bang!Bang bang!
It turned out that Jin Lin had come to watch his live broadcast at some point. Jin Lin clapped his hands and said:
"It's wonderful, it's really wonderful. You don't want to be an anchor, but you want to be a doctor. It's such a waste of talent!"
As soon as these words came out, the media, experts, and netizens expressed their deep agreement, and the words instantly received 100 million likes on the Internet.
When the senior chief physician saw Rogers arriving, he was stunned at first, then "awoke" and immediately said:
"Hahahaha, it turns out that Mr. Rogers doesn't know how to treat big white pigs, and he wants to come here to learn from him. What a pity! You made a mistake, because today's performance is not about my superb medical skills, but about my superb medical skills. This shot of miracle medicine is miraculous, so, dear viewers! The time has come to witness the miracle..."
But!but!
At this moment, a "buzz, buzz" sound came from the door.
Then, a big white pig wearing a white shirt came over, wagging its tail, and rubbed against Jin Lin's feet to show its goodwill to Jin Lin.
At the scene, the media, experts, and referees all screamed "Ah--"!
Outside the venue, in front of live broadcast screens around the world, hundreds of millions of viewers went crazy!
"Ah——, Rogers' big white pig has recovered!"
"Damn! Rogers has already won before Leerbai's idiot takes action!"
"Crushed! Crushed! That idiot anchor Leerbai was completely crushed, hahaha..."
Netizens are having a great time, eating melon really makes people feel comfortable!
At this moment, the anchor doctor and his two stupid doctors were completely confused, their faces were pale, and they were dumbfounded.
They can't think anymore, they can't understand how this can be done!Our awesome and great mysterious shot has not yet been taken!How can you do it?
Suddenly, the anchor doctor yelled: "You cheated!"
When Jin Lin heard this, he was happy!Youyou said: "I cheated? Appraisers, experts, media, and the audience in front of the screen, did I cheat?"
Everyone at the scene shook their heads, and the referee from the medical appraisal agency said solemnly: "Mr. Rogers did not cheat. In this round, Mr. Rogers has won, and you, Team Leerbai, have lost!"
The anchor doctor's face turned from white to green in an instant, and he shouted again: "I don't believe it!"
The referee was angered, "If you don't trust us, then why did you invite us? If you lose, you lose. Don't look like you can't afford to lose and continue to embarrass yourself."
When the anchor doctor heard it, he was stuck like he was eating shit.
Jin Lin took a look and said leisurely: "Since you don't believe it, how about I use your big white pig to demonstrate my medical skills again. I will completely heal this pig's fractures and leg injuries in 10 minutes. Is it feasible for you to believe it even if you don’t believe it?”
The anchor doctor and the wooden doctor were so shocked that the anchor doctor shouted: "Of course I don't believe it, but I'll let you try it. If you have the guts, try it!"
Jin Lin smiled slightly, stopped talking, and walked directly to the big white pig. He took out another pill from his trouser pocket, crushed it into powder and sprinkled it on the big white pig's leg. Then he took out half a white shirt from the other trouser pocket. Bandage the big white pig.
Then, Jin Lin took out a cigarette and lighter from his trouser pocket, lit the cigarette, smoked it, smiled strangely at the anchor doctor, and then blew the smoke towards the big white pig.
Everything Jin Lin did was in full view of everyone.
The anchor doctor frowned, is Rogers' operation over now?He even started smoking, so cool?Can this cure the Great White Pig?
This is really unbelievable!
Jin Lin turned his head again, looked at everyone, and said with a smile: "My medical skills have been completed. The next step is to wait. Just wait for 8 minutes. If the big white pig has not recovered and woke up after 8 minutes, I will lose."
After saying that, Jin Lin turned around, continued to smoke, and blew the smoke towards the big white pig again.
"Update [-] of [-], please give me praise! Please encourage me! I will continue to update [-]rd update tomorrow."
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