Chapter 33: 33.The First Formal Battle
Ye Qingbi's face was as cold as ice. She knew these two disciples quite well, and neither of them was particularly powerful. Although the Huoxin Sect wasn't good at frontal attacks, with the combination of their unique cultivation methods and spiritual medicines, they could rank among the top in many sects. They were even among the best when it came to sneak attacks. Their luck was really bad. In such a terrain, it was more suitable for them to hide and play to their strengths.
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Xu Shan knelt on one knee, his vision blurred and his mind becoming more and more confused. He tried to summon the item from the Green Seal several times but failed one after another. The images in his mind became even more lascivious. At first, it was just an ordinary Douyin dance, but now it had turned into a duet... Ye Qingbi and Qi Lingshuang had changed their uniforms more than a dozen times... The scene was extremely vivid.
With a little bit of his sanity remaining, Xu Shan made up his mind. "Zhang Biao, go to my back... pull my spiritual root a bit... Hurry up!"
Hearing this, Zhang Biao didn't hesitate. He burrowed into Xu Shan's back and gently pulled at his spiritual root. An excruciating pain beyond the soul surged through him. Xu Shan fell to the ground and twitched, as if he was sitting on an electric chair. His eyes rolled back, and swear words blurted out. "Fuck you, ahhhhh!"
Lin Yue, who was originally walking towards Lu Xiangjun, was startled. She looked towards Xu Shan, full of confusion. This effect wasn't right. Why was he reacting like this... But it didn't matter. It seemed that he had no ability to resist anymore. First, she would deal with the one in front of her and take their teleportation jade slips to avoid any unexpected situations.
Lin Yue activated the cultivation method of the Huoxin Sect, as if it had some kind of magic power. She called out "Senior Brother" and walked briskly towards Lu Xiangjun.
"Sen... ah!!!" Before she could finish the word "Brother", Lu Xiangjun landed a powerful punch on Lin Yue's left face. Triple Hammer! Three bursts of energy were released in succession! There was a cracking sound, like the sound of a dislocated jaw. Lin Yue let out a sharp scream and flew sideways for five or six meters... knocking down a patch of grass. But before she was sent flying, out of instinct, she threw all the remaining spiritual powder in her right hand onto Lu Xiangjun's face.
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"This is impossible!" Chen Lian, the Sect Master of the Huoxin Sect, stood up in shock and looked at this scene. There were chuckles from the leaders of other sects all around.
Ye Qingbi said calmly, "Sect Master Chen, although your sect is good at using some tricks and has gained the upper hand, it's still uncertain who will win or lose."
Chen Lian gave Ye Qingbi a resentful look, then sat down again and continued watching the battle.
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Lu Xiangjun's face felt like it was on fire. His hands unconsciously reached towards his waistband... His pupils completely lost focus. He slowly knelt down on the ground, his face hitting the ground, his buttocks sticking up, and he was still moaning softly. He had completely lost his mind.
In the grass, Lin Yue barely propped herself up. Her beautiful hair was in a mess like a chicken coop, and her pupils were dilated. Her chin was clearly dislocated and tilted to one side, and saliva mixed with blood kept flowing down. Her head was buzzing... After a while, she seemed to regain her senses.
Lin Yue staggered to her feet, straightened her chin, and looked at Lu Xiangjun in horror. There was nothing wrong with the spiritual powder, and the guy's reaction was also normal. But why did he still fight back and hit her? She had used this set of tricks many times, and it even worked on demonic beasts. This was the first time she had encountered such a situation. It just didn't make sense!
Fortunately, she had reacted quickly in the end and scattered so much of the mind - confusing powder. Anyway, that guy shouldn't be able to get up. Forget about him... She would deal with the other one first.
Lin Yue gasped heavily and walked towards Xu Shan.
Xu Shan was lying on the ground, and his mind had regained some clarity. He had heard the situation clearly just now. He didn't expect that Senior Brother's strange sexual preference could actually bring great success! Now it was his turn. He heard the other person's footsteps approaching him.
Female cultivator. Among all things, he was least afraid of female cultivators! As long as she dared to enter the three-meter range, he would let her know what cruelty was! His body was still in a state of excitement, and it was hurting like hell.
Lin Yue walked forward in a mess, with her hair disheveled. There was a sharp pain on her face. Six meters... five meters... four meters...
Just as Xu Shan was about to activate the "washing machine" ability, Lu Xiangjun, who had been lying on the ground with his buttocks up, shuddered all over! He stood up straight, clenched his fists, and charged towards Lin Yue with a righteous look.
"What!!!"
After absorbing so much spiritual powder, how could he stand up? Lin Yue was shocked and even shouted in a hoarse voice. She had just gathered her spiritual power for defense when a sticky and wet fist landed on her right face.
A scream rang out. Lin Yue flew sideways several meters again.
For some reason, Lu Xiangjun was obviously completely sober. He called back his flying sword and made a jumping slash towards Lin Yue.
Fortunately, Lin Yue was prepared this time, and her injury wasn't as severe as the first time. She quickly rolled to the side and avoided the blow. She stood up and summoned her magic treasure, the Heart - Breaking Lotus, to defend around her body.
Lu Xiangjun held his sword and slowly walked towards Lin Yue. The upper half of his face seemed to be covered with a layer of shadow.
"How is this possible! How could you not be affected?" Lin Yue asked with a thick liquid flowing down her forehead and her mouth and eyes twisted.
"Woman, you're nothing now." Lu Xiangjun's extremely cold voice sounded, and then he swung his sword and attacked!
The two of them immediately engaged in a battle. Three lotus petal-shaped flying knives resembling throwing knives flew out from the lotus seat of the Heart - Breaking Lotus magic treasure and surrounded Lin Yue, densely attacking Lu Xiangjun. Lu Xiangjun wielded his sword so tightly that there were frequent sparks in the air.
The two fought and retreated. But soon, Lu Xiangjun showed his weakness. Two of the lotus petal flying knives left several wounds on his body.
Lu Xiangjun secretly thought it was bad. No, if he continued to fight like this, he was afraid he couldn't beat her. The effect of the drug was kicking in again, and his hands were starting not listen to commands.
"Junior Brother! Wake up! I can't beat her. Come and help me!!"
Xu Shan slowly got up. The pain had passed, and the wonderful images in his mind started to emerge again. Seeing that Lu Xiangjun was extremely sober, Xu Shan mustered all his strength and shouted, "Senior Brother, how did you wake up... I can't do it. You're too far away from me..."
"Masturbate! Just masturbate, and it'll be okay! There's a major flaw in the cultivation method of the Huoxin Sect! Hurry up and do it!!!" Lu Xiangjun shouted anxiously. "After you're done, it's my turn. I'm almost out of strength again!"
Hearing this, Lin Yue's figure swayed, and she almost got hit by a sword. She bit her lip tightly, with tears in the corners of her eyes, and kept using her killing moves.
The post-orgasmic "sage time". Could this really work!? This astonishing news made Xu Shan instantly a bit more sober.
Masturbate... I came here to cultivate immortality, and this is my first battle, and you want me to masturbate first? The situation was urgent. Never mind. If that's what it takes, then so be it!
Xu Shan staggered to his feet, hunched over, and was about to put his hand in the right place. Then Zhang Biao's panicked voice with a sobbing tone rang out: "Master Xu, don't do it! Don't do it! I'm begging you. I'm still on your hand!!!"
In this battle involving three people, all four of them (including Zhang Biao) were in a state of collapse, and it was completely in chaos.
Lu Xiangjun's urging and Zhang Biao's pleading sounded at the same time, as if the whispers of a devil and an angel were ringing in Xu Shan's left and right ears.
To masturbate or not to masturbate, that was the question....
All of this happened in an instant. In front of the main hall square of the Zixiao Sword Sect, the world seemed to have completely turned black and white. The sect masters of the major sects in the Water Mirror Region were all frozen in place on the square, staring blankly and waiting for that man to make a move...